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138 Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Unconventional Romantics
If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.
Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!
Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!
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Warda Tayyab 8 years ago
Nice list loved it: http://valentinesplans.com/quick-easy-valentines-day-cards-ideas/
AlexFury 9 years ago
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Chantal Mulleman 3 years ago
Experience is the teacher of all things Kristof - You're the teacher - entertainer - you solve every conundrum - topper - see you in the final !
Akanksha Patel 5 years ago
Please watch my video on diy easy Valentines day cards, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuAE_swA9ME
agus Saputra 6 years ago
10 Facts of Valentine's Day People Rarely Know https://inuxproduction.blogspot.com/2019/02/10-facts-of-valentines-day-people.html
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agus Saputra 6 years ago
10 Facts of Valentine's Day People Rarely Know https://inuxproduction.blogspot.com/2019/02/10-facts-of-valentines-day-people.html
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MarianWalls 10 years ago
Lol...he doesn't even have a "side" anymore; all "his stuff" is downstairs 'cept for him (we still share a bed) bless his lovin' heart...
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Sonali Bhatt 9 years ago
Nice List. Very creative and nice cards. Find more gifts @ http://www.valentine.gifts/
BabyKangeroo7 10 years ago
lol thats like i like sleep and i like food so if i share my food and text u at night your a lucky guy
ClaireLajaunie 10 years ago
waouh!!! well, in fact it depends, is it from a man or a woman, ;)
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Tony Monteiro 6 years ago
Happy Valentine's Day! I would keep you on leash until you smelled really, really bad!
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Liliana Mello 2 years ago
That's not what a dementor does they take away all your happy memories leave you with your worst memories then they take your soul
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Suricata (Submission author) 10 years ago
If you like it you can download the card for free here! https://www.behance.net/gallery/23379947/Free-Alternative-Greeting-Card
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Sunny Boardman 6 years ago
Duh-oh. But if it bombs as a Valentine try again on Presidents Day.
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Roger Beukes 9 years ago
From the graph, "the limit of my attraction to you as it approaches infinity" is actually zero, and not "it does not exist".
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Rich Uspel 7 years ago
The FBI has traced some White House communications . . . This one was signed, " Mit all meiner Liebe immer, Stevie, Wir haben es in ein Bordell verwandelt, Bruder!"
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Ochuko Evidence 3 years ago
Thanks for sharing your thoughts on My Starbucks Idea. We love engaging with our customers. The My Starbucks Idea community is a great way to see which ideas matter most in an open conversation with other Starbucks fans. Nice blog! The following are ranking content that can be of help to you in any way. So feel free to explore them on https://www.tecreals.com How to Find Private Browsing History on an Android 10 Best Kinesiology Programs in 2023 – Best Kinesiology Programs Is It Safe to Use Mobile Data for Banking? How to Create a New Folder on Android Highest Paid Lawyers – Top 10 Highest-Paid Lawyers How to Enable Haptic Feedback on an iPhone Keyboard How to Hide Likes on Your Instagram Account How to master Infrared Photography with your iPhone
Hiruni Mabulage 5 years ago
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SusannaSzabo 10 years ago
Hilarious but need more. Haven't found the right one for a certain someone
Ochuko Evidence 3 years ago
Thanks for sharing your thoughts on My Starbucks Idea. We love engaging with our customers. The My Starbucks Idea community is a great way to see which ideas matter most in an open conversation with other Starbucks fans. Nice blog! The following are ranking content that can be of help to you in any way. So feel free to explore them on https://www.tecreals.com How to Find Private Browsing History on an Android 10 Best Kinesiology Programs in 2023 – Best Kinesiology Programs Is It Safe to Use Mobile Data for Banking? How to Create a New Folder on Android Highest Paid Lawyers – Top 10 Highest-Paid Lawyers How to Enable Haptic Feedback on an iPhone Keyboard How to Hide Likes on Your Instagram Account How to master Infrared Photography with your iPhone
Hiruni Mabulage 5 years ago
Give your loved-once an unusual gift this valentine's day!!!!Make your "Love Book" Saying why you love someone, just for $99.50. Will ship within 6 - 9 days via Premium fast FREE Shipping. You can buy via below link https://www.etsy.com/listing/774104485/customized-love-book-with-reasons-why?ref=listings_manager_grid
SusannaSzabo 10 years ago
Hilarious but need more. Haven't found the right one for a certain someone
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