64 Unhinged Memes For People Who Are One Minor Inconvenience Away From Losing It

I use to get those notices. I told them that I am home all day and my desk looks out the front window. I also have a doorbell cam with notifications. I watch UPS walk up to my door and leave a notice. There was no package in his hand.

Hotel. Always. Airbnb can go suck a hose

Feeling it!

What's the difference between a mung bean and a chickpea? I've never had a mung bean on me. - D. J. Trump (allegedly).

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Similarly, this is why our vision fades with age, so we can't see our own and others' wrinkles.

Maybe that's who you were always meant to be

It does seem a bit late in the game to be concerned about my modesty

*cries in audhd*

I am pleased to announce that I have mastered the art of.making my love feel special - turns out it's just a matter of following instructions when giving backrubs and believing him when he says he doesn't want to do anything for the holidays

Fancy replying to the patron saint of lexicographers and not having the decency to use even rudimentary grammar.

What did she expect, them to wrassle the boar for it?

Essentially...yes.

Where? 1978.

Ha! Caffeine has got nothing on my ex!

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If you can be knocked off balance by a pizza box, you need to put your god on hazard pay.

I feel this in my bones.

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I mean...yeah.

First to comment, because everyone else saw this and it was too close to home.

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I rearranged the TV devices and inadvertently left the Roku Stick powered on and pointed at a 3-day 3 Stooges holiday marathon. It took me a month of down-clicking to get them to stop suggesting more.

I like it.

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I feel you!

Twice a day usually. Three times if I’m feeling special

That's a rare boss! Lucky Frank.

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These two are MUCH better looking.

Your Mom ROCKS !!!!!!

The worst is when some naive youngster announces that the next icebreaker is sharing our "most embarrassing story". Dude, I have embarrassing stories you do not want me to share unless you want a very quiet, uncomfortable rest of session.

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I monitor for the first 'goodbye look' between couples, preparing to follow in their footsteps.

How I imagine Pedro Pascal came out of the womb.

they are from Arkansas

Good eye.

This! There has to be a happy medium between the risks genX took and the cotton wool disfunction gen z experienced

I'm too stupid for this or is it just not funny?

That quack remedy was never going to work. Now, take a look at our range of essential oils...

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Yah. My personal version is, "I don't think the word 'doughy' should be applicable to flesh and yet..."

I think it's more the "who."

Those all seem pretty common responses actually

Then yes. Quite possibly arrested, too.

true

Canada's jar is always full.

Frankie skipped step 1, you cut a hole in the box

And I hope she feels the same about him and they live happily ever after loving each other entirely

The first thought I have is almost always a joke, often a snarky or outright mean joke. I try to temper that with a little more thought and often manage to keep that first thought to myself.

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The vomit seat!

I wondering what retirement homes will be like in 60 years. Wall-to-wall Insta-gran?

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Actually...yes.

Congrats!

Intense emotions are a lot to deal with; it's one of the reasons I find children exhausting

Should not have to be a thing. Rent is stupid expensive

Having been admitted, I can verify this is not true. You now have a new *and very large* debt to the psychiatric hospital. (US of course)

Yeah, 'according to psychology'. In the real world, however, we just want to ease our friend's pain sooner rather than later.

You didn't want to work there anyway

Who heard the music?

Anybody else hear this picture?!

A pair of feet in boots.

Well, not many people know that over time, we Canadians have evolved a small, third arm designed as an adaptation to shovelling snow/holding a hockey stick/being triple fisted at bush parties. Sssshhhh, don't tell the evolutionary biologists.

Or you could just move on because it’s too tiring to hold a grudge that long…