30 Chuckle-Worthy Comics For Everyone With A Twisted Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

Damn what’d the phone do to you

I'm not afraid that aliens exist or not, I'm afraid that they exist, they saw us and decided to never come back

I guess my two cats decided to duel each other...

I always thought oompa loommpas would taste like carrots or carrot cake.

✨Couple goals✨

Awwww

Oop

Only until some entitled rich guy decides that her unconsciousness equals implied consent.

Just use a laserpointer

"Dang, I knew there was something I was supposed to be doing tonight..."

Does there have to be a #2?

Truly infinite universes with every possibility is a paradox cause at least one of them would have destroyed the others or just ours

lol

These things happen.

He shouldn't worry The animals he freed will rescue him

Perspective!

Well they tried

They missed the after credits scene.

Merde!

"Naw man, I gotta bounce...."

Meta!

I wish

Grandma said, "If wishes were horses, begger's would ride." Grandpa said, "If wishes were horses, I'd be hung like one."

You can really have this all. Not the fat blue dude though cause you just know he will take the last cookie and he'll say he didn't but we know. You can pass all that controversial mess and just give your heart and mind to Jesus. Say this: Jesus I'm a sinners, I ask forgiveness and I Love You and I want you to come Into my heart and life and save me. Amen

Clifford Goes To Hell

They are singing "sweet child in time"

No shot they censored that.

The boss is watching... 😅

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gourmande :D

Even in death he remains tough as stone yet just as cold.

That kool-aid should be orange

it happened to a friend, he worked for Dassault, never been so happy to run away from a job

"6"

that's sad 2.0

What

That actually wouldn’t hurt much as the spikes distribute the pressure stoping you from being stabbed.

😂😭🤣

Penis. The word is *penis*.

i dont get it