50 Times Teachers Tweeted Something So Hilarious, It Had To Be Shared

Judging by his face, that wasn’t the first time he did it either.🤣

I would LOVE to be in this classroom, to see this in action.... I love this whole attitude of Action and Reaction 😂😁😁😂😂😂

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The superintendent never did live that little incident down.

Are you, though?

Me too, kid. Me too.

If apostrophes are flying commas, can commas be down n dirty apostrophes?

I love how the man is crossed out in the drawing.

*my class*

Mine would be for preppies to keep their hands to themselves: I wore a sequinned top to a prep class ... BIG mistake!

They're not wrong-

that ought to help those zoomers

No phones in schools is basically untenable now that parents expect 24x7 access to their kids.

❤️

I'd respect the wish.

I read the lesson plan out loud. I ask the students if it makes sense to them. I ask them if they understand what they should be doing now. I write it down in the board. No one does the work. Their regular teacher gets mad at me. The life of the building substitute in a high school.

OH MY GOSH! You HAD to say it?!

the hashtags are killing me lol

wish i had that long of a list of why i don’t wanna go out on saturday

Is that a Grand Champion horse from the 90s?

Did you fix multiple google classroom and kahoot problems?

That sounds easier than herding non-gelatinous cats honestly.

The chair did not like it's job :D

Me taking attendance: “What’s your name?“ “Joe.” “What’s your last name Joe?” “Mama.” Later that day a kid named Dylan Smith comes in upset that he got marked absent on my roster. “Oh, I thought your name was Joe?”

Yep, have been called 'mum' numerous times, usually by teenage boys after I asked them to do something, they really didn't want to do.

🎶 God, its brutal out here 🎶

we need saturday and sunday to be school days and mon-fri weekends

Good advice

Me: Two minutes after getting home from work. Also: When I say, “Sorry. I have plans after work.” These are my plans!

His big brother was the one chewing crayons when he was younger.

Of course lol

Oh my middle finger is my favorite .-.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be laughing 🤣

Every single Monday morning in prep and year one we had to write a journal about what we did over the weekend. There was quite a while there where I had seen my Gran write in cursive, so I decided that I could write in cursive to. So every Monday morning Ms Belle had to listen to me 'reading' her my journal entries, that were literally just random squiggly lines with spaces in between. She never pulled me up on it, even though she was my teacher for two years in a row. I saw her randomly at a shopping centre food court 15 years later, she somehow still recognised me, knew exactly who I was, and genuinely was happy to see me and we had a brief catch up on the past 15 years. She is still one of my two favourite teachers. Just to clarify, she knew that outside of the journal entries I was perfectly capable of reading and writing.

technically hes not wrong!

That's the thing I'm sensitive about!

aw! your students must love you!

ugh, those reading logs were awful. as an avid reader, it absolutely killed my love of reading. having to record exactly how many minutes & how many pages i read felt like someone was breathing down my neck the entire time & ruined the relaxation that reading used to bring me.

The sounds like the best way to deal with that sort of thing tbh. Tons better than getting made

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You spelled "hours" incorrectly.

Every day my teacher would just show us pics of her cats so she didn’t have to do anything

Ugh. So many times that’s happened to me. Google Classroom, BB9, Socratic, Agile Mind all hate me. And being a substitute teacher I am left with every sub’s nightmare: A class full of students that have nothing to do.

If they're old enough to be trusted with a sharpie, they're old enough to not be traumatized by not getting the sharpie.

Hear no evil 🙉

"Do NOT shove the wasp into the pencil sharpener!" - one of the odder things I've had to tell students, at least recently

If the subject line has all the important points, then the email body just says hi, thanks. It's a good system.

You stayed awake?!

My Monopoly game pieces went missing ages ago, so I started using jigsaw puzzle pieces.

someone needs to teach that kid some manners. 10 years old is old enough to know that zits aren't something you point out.

And suddenly I'm Sean Connery

Through and opaque straw.. in an opaque stainless steel yeti cup... perfecto

That's why I always answer "old enough" bonus points of you know who said it on what tv show!

Why do graded kindergarten papers exist? Or is kindergarten different in the US?

It's the same for the students, just mostly without the personal transportable safety bubble that is your own car...

Not an educator but a caregiver, I remember my first real bite. First week in. It doesn't get better but you get used to it...