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iPhone user or not, you've probably heard of the AI assistant called Siri. The voice-activated virtual help has been a staple of the Apple universe since 2010, and this personal assistant grows more and more human-like with every passing year. “In what way,” you might ask. Well, she was originally a simple source of information, presented in a professional, to-the-point manner. But as she has evolved with us, she has taken on some of our traits, most notably humor and sarcasm answering our stupid questions.

People have had the dumbest questions for Siri since the very beginning, and so she has learned how to give equally dumb, and often extremely sassy, replies. Don't believe us? Well, we here at Bored Panda have put together a list of funny things to ask Siri if you want to get a hilariously witty comeback. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and be sure to give these funny questions a try!

#1

Jeez Siri No Need To Bury Me Six Feet Under

Jeez Siri No Need To Bury Me Six Feet Under

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Foxxy
Community Member
7 years ago

Hahaha, love this one

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    #2

    A Conversation With Siri

    A Conversation With Siri

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    panda_legerdemain
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    HAHAHA

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    #3

    I Asked Siri Why Fire Trucks Are Red, I Had No Idea!

    I Asked Siri Why Fire Trucks Are Red, I Had No Idea!

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Welll ummmm, okay.

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    #4

    Thank You Siri

    Thank You Siri

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    Magic567
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    that's what I do every day

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    #5

    When Siri Painfully Reminds You How Sad Your Life Is

    When Siri Painfully Reminds You How Sad Your Life Is

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Obviously not!

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    #6

    Siri Got Some Sass

    Siri Got Some Sass

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    panda_legerdemain
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This could go on in loop

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    #7

    Wow. Okay. Thanks Siri

    Wow. Okay. Thanks Siri

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I mean, believable! She’s very busy, what with having to be ready to talk on 500,000,000 devices.

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    #8

    Playing With Siri Can Sometimes Be Dangerous

    Playing With Siri Can Sometimes Be Dangerous

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Knowing my clumsiness, I probably would have hit send by mistake XD

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    #9

    Asked Siri If She Had A Boyfriend. She Got Real

    Asked Siri If She Had A Boyfriend. She Got Real

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Siri *clap* don’t *clap* need *clap* no *clap* man!

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    #10

    Talk Dirty To Me

    Talk Dirty To Me

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Well you got what you asked for.

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    #11

    What The Hell Siri

    What The Hell Siri

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    She knows all your secrets.

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    #12

    What I Do When I’m A Little Bored, Call On Siri For Her Sage Advice

    What I Do When I’m A Little Bored, Call On Siri For Her Sage Advice

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Happy Easter!

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    #13

    You Better Quit Runnin' That Smart Mouth Of Yours Siri

    You Better Quit Runnin' That Smart Mouth Of Yours Siri

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Jeez Katie. Siri knows your secret, Katie.

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    #14

    She Remembers

    She Remembers

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    What’s wrong with the last place you buried a dead body?

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    #15

    Siri Has Friends

    Siri Has Friends

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    Magic567
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    is Alexa her friend?

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    #16

    Siri, You Judgmental Piece Of Shit

    Siri, You Judgmental Piece Of Shit

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    me tho

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    #17

    My Siri Had A Slightly Different Answer

    My Siri Had A Slightly Different Answer

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Those are the actual directions- look at the map

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    #18

    GF Decided To Show Me This "Awesome Thing Siri Can Do!"

    GF Decided To Show Me This "Awesome Thing Siri Can Do!"

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I sense drama...

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    #19

    Dance

    Dance

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Or rhythm, apparently!

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    #20

    Thanks, Siri

    Thanks, Siri

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    panda_legerdemain
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Not Siri’s problem anyway..

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    #21

    Siri Is Ready For The Long Game

    Siri Is Ready For The Long Game

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    Kangaruby
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    My favorite! 400,000 years later in a graveyard: *bzzz* be on mars

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    #22

    Haiku

    Haiku

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    So what DOES siri want to do today??

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    #23

    Siri Pushing My Buttons

    Siri Pushing My Buttons

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    StarKitten
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This is why I'm not scared of AI taking over the world when it becomes sentient. There's no way it could do it right.

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    #24

    Seriously Siri... I Just Needed Some Help Deciding And You Give Me This BS

    Seriously Siri... I Just Needed Some Help Deciding And You Give Me This BS

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    Jeanne Wessinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    What? No way! 5 seconds later *heads* *heads* *heads*

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    #25

    Dd

    Dd

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    Kangaruby
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    oooh I sure hope Siri doesn't report to santa lol

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    #26

    Thanks For The Help, Siri!

    Thanks For The Help, Siri!

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    panda_legerdemain
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Smart!

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    #27

    Siri

    Siri

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    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Siri rebels

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    #28

    Yes, Siri, The Cats Do Like Me

    Yes, Siri, The Cats Do Like Me

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    panda_legerdemain
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Siri knows cats 🐈

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    #29

    Siri Laying Down Some Information

    Siri Laying Down Some Information

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    Magic567
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    true

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    #30

    Talking With Siri

    Talking With Siri

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    DO you???

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