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Food delivery workers are the saviors of our Friday nights at home. They bring us pizza and allow us the joy of indulging in our laziness along with it. Sometimes, however, they also add a little extra.

There's a Twitter account called "Suspicious DMs". It shares funny, weird, and even creepy messages that people receive from others, and (not) surprisingly, delivery workers are quite a popular category among both the senders and receivers.

From using ridiculous memes to announce their arrival, to obnoxiously hitting on a client... it's all there!

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Stoopham McFernybabes
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4 years ago

Snort laugh

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    HA

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    If you, however, get a strange text from your delivery driver, don't judge them. At least right away. Maybe they're just stressed.

    As US sanctions on Russian oil have driven up demand and fuel prices continue to rise, many of them are rethinking how they make a living.

    "Oh God, it's horrible," DoorDasher Kam Zuniga told WSMV4. "It makes it harder because you don't want to do it because you're spending gas money and time and energy, and you're not getting paid very much," she explained, adding that sometimes one delivery pays less than the current price of a gallon of gas.

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    "Sometimes you get $2.75 runs, and there’s a no tip on it, and you can’t feed your family you can’t put gas in your car," Zuniga said.

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    Door Dash > Uber Eats Any Day

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    Johnny Rodriguez
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    4 years ago

    Batman is high..

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    4 years ago (edited)

    THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! (I fixed the typo, sorry!)

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    :(

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    4 years ago

    LOL

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    But according to Middle Tennessee State University Economics Professor Daniel Smith, prices will only climb higher.

    The United States gets most of its oil from Canada, Mexico, and Saudi Arabia," he said. "But about 8% of our oil does come from Russia, so certainly banning that source is going to affect gas prices in the United States."

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    "The extent to which gas prices rise is, of course, going to be kind of determined politically by how much President Biden does open up the oil reserves."

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    4 years ago

    Extra tip for the play by play

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    My Ubereats Delivery Man Decided To Be A Smart A**

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Some free extra spice with your order

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    M K Shaw
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    4 years ago

    That's a dedicated person! If I were arrested, I doubt letting Doordash know would be tops on my list.

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    My Boyfriend Ordered Postmates And The Delivery Guy Texted Him And This Is The Greatest Conversation I’ve Ever Seen

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    4 years ago

    I'm Batman..

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    But of course, not all of them are saints. A survey, which was commissioned and conducted by restaurant food supplier and distributor US Foods, asked both consumers and delivery workers about their "habits and pain points" when it comes to ordering and delivering meals.

    The responses revealed some unique insight as to how long people will actually wait to get their food, attitudes toward tipping, and more. Unfortunately, they also presented some unsettling information. For example, out of nearly 500 delivery workers surveyed, 28% said they tasted food from an order.

    Looks like the temptation of a delicious meal is just too hard to resist. Especially when it's just sitting in your car.

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    Never Using Doordash Again Wtf

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    Alexander Jacobs
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    4 years ago

    isnt that... technically sexual harassment? (idfk im just wondering)

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    guineapiglover12
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    4 years ago (edited)

    ...And still messaged him. They are loyal to their job.

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    Dhairya Gupta
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    4 years ago

    OH !!!

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    The ranch has been brought. - Todd

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    Responding to the survey results, a Postmates spokesperson provided the following statement to TODAY: "At Postmates, nothing is more important to us than the safety and wellbeing of our entire community, which is why we require each person who completes a delivery using Postmates to expressly agree that all food and goods delivered will arrive in a tamper free form and in compliance with all applicable food health and safety laws."

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    Priscilla Reshell
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    4 years ago

    Creepy

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    Mouse
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    4 years ago

    Evil, don't mess with fried chicken

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    Nadine Debard
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    4 years ago

    Ouch that hurts!

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    Priscilla Reshell
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    4 years ago

    That escalated quickly

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    "While reports of food tampering represent less than 0.06% of cases reported to our Trust & Safety team, we take any report of health safety violations very seriously, which is why we have built trust & security into our product design and network operations from day one," the spokesperson said.

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    Dhairya Gupta
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    4 years ago

    The food They ate

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    Mouse
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    4 years ago

    Gotta love some Rat Fink🤘

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    I Drunk Texted My Pizza Delivery Guy Last Night, I Think We're In Love Now

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    Dhairya Gupta
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    4 years ago

    But I want PICCA

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    My Postmates Driver Muster Texted Me Nom Nom Nom. Should I Be Concerned?

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    Priscilla Reshell
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    4 years ago

    If pac man did delivery

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    The Postmates spokesperson said they, "have specific policies and community standards in place to prevent tampering; investigate all reported order irregularities; take prompt action against any accounts suspected of tampering with orders; and work with any impacted customers to ensure a prompt resolution of any issues they report."

    "We're also engaged in active discussions with lawmakers and other stakeholders to develop a regulatory framework for the safety of food delivery," they added.

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    Damn This Dude Won't Stop. I Even Tried To Fuck Him Up With His Own Shit. #awesomeday

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago

    awesome day,

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    4 years ago

    4mins seems more than reasonable

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    Tuna Fish
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    4 years ago

    Really, you should have rung the doorbell. He was so rude.

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    Bruh Wtf My Favor Driver Delivered Me Panda Express An Hour Ago And Then Texted Me This

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    Priscilla Reshell
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    4 years ago

    Well they ain't wrong

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

    Question: if you cancel do you get your money back? Or is this one of those pay after you receive services?

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    My Conversation With A Postmate Today.. I’ll Have Whatever He’s Having

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    4 years ago

    This guy should write a dramatic book

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    4 years ago

    My precious..

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

    Damn... I hate when they hamm my burger.

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    4 years ago

    dammit monica

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    Quaumsy
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    4 years ago

    Apparently Ayo’s pretty hungry

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    4 years ago

    SOULMATE 😊

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    Mouse
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    4 years ago

    His head is very round, like a cabbage patch kid from the 80's

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    The Seamless Guy Arrived With My Food While I Was In A Call And Rapid Fire Texted Me 17 Times Before I Could Answer

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    4 years ago

    They didn't get down to get the food...

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    David Martin
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    4 years ago

    Always begin with "Hi lol", THEN proceed to offering to get your a** plowed. Rookie mistake

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    He Never Showed Up

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    lucygoosey0903
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    4 years ago

    Lol

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    some neko boy
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    4 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaahah funny talk

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    4 years ago

    A bit?

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    Johnny Rodriguez
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    4 years ago

    Your wiener has arrived. Banana for scale..

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    My Postmates Has Taken An Hour And A Half So Far. So I Just Texted Go See Where She Was. How Does This Happen To Me?

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    Buren
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    4 years ago

    Whoa whoa whoa TMI man

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    Buren
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    4 years ago

    You better be ready to say his name

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    Alexander Jacobs
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    oh nice a not weird dasher... cool lol

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    4 years ago

    The 113 unread messages gives me anxiety

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    4 years ago

    Water into 🍷?

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    Johnny Rodriguez
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    4 years ago

    Voicemail and driving?

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    hobbitly
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    4 years ago

    Ah yes, unwanted pushy person, so hilarious -_-

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    "Hit A Puck Right Off A Tendy"

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    some neko boy
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    4 years ago

    A drunnnk driver!

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    4 years ago

    Like ON ON?

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    4 years ago

    Phone number

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    Johnny Rodriguez
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    4 years ago

    Me to my food : 'Hello' - My food after a few hours : 'Hello from the other side'..

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    My Postmates Delivery Guy Texted Me The Link To His Mixtape

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    Quaumsy
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    4 years ago

    https://music.apple.com/us/album/gorgeous-fortnight-survival/1186865824 That’s the link for anyone interested 😂

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    some neko boy
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    4 years ago

    Hahahahahah mcchicken

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    Pungent Sauce
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    Yeah, we need to see what transpired beforehand

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