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87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts
The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.
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#1
Worse Than A B*tch
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#3
Slowly Suffocating
#5
Lesson Learned
#7
Savage Burn
#9
It Reminds Me Of You
Neeraj Jha 9 years ago
If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.
#11
Sleeping Like A Baby
#14
Text From Ex
#15
Growing Up
#19
No Second Chance Here
#20
Cheating Accidentally
Virgil Blue 9 years ago
Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.
#22
Fact Check
#26
Hi And Bye
#29
All Things Come To An End
#30
Hard Pass
#31
Feelings For You
#34
Text From Ex
#37
Text From Ex
#39
A Huge Waste Of Time
#40
Punch In The Face
#44
Setting It On Fire
#46
Truly Inappropriate
#47
But I Still Love You
#48
Text From Ex
#50
A Lousy Essay
#51
Had A Snack, Too
#52
How High Are You
#53
Text From Ex
#54
Hint Hint
#56
The Thing I Miss
#57
Eggplant Emoji
#58
It's Your Wedding Day
#61
Not Keeping Tabs Here
#65
My Eyes Are Burning
#66
Personal Show
#68
Text From Ex
#69
Nope
#70
Text From Ex
That Fat Mouse 8 years ago
Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.
#71
Tough One To Let Go
#72
I Know
Zenozenobee 9 years ago
"Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."
#74
Should've Kept It To Yourself
Santino Aznar 9 years ago
Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!
#76
God Bless
#77
Text From Ex
#78
Sorting Things Out
Krusty Shakelford 9 years ago
I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.
#81
Hey Hey Hey
#82
Text From Ex
#84
Text From Ex
#85
Text From Ex
#86
Text From Ex
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What do you think ?
Shana 9 years ago
Why do some people still keep their ex's number though and then changed it to exbf, waste of time, b^tch etc? (I get keeping the number when you broke up and stayed friends but these are nothing like that :P )
Tjeezers 9 years ago
So you know when not to answer a phonecall. That's why
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Kjorn 9 years ago
people are so mean with each other. i remember few year ago my girlfriend and i split a appartment with a friend of her and didn't end well. even if i help her, do most of the chores at the end she was sick of seeing me around and scream at me. But even now why i'd bother to be mad at her? people need to let go. Capture-59...57e05c.jpg 
Misterscooter 9 years ago
I love that many of these have changed the name of the person in their contacts to EX-BOYFRIEND or EX GF. I wonder if some people have many variants on this.
Shana 9 years ago
Why do some people still keep their ex's number though and then changed it to exbf, waste of time, b^tch etc? (I get keeping the number when you broke up and stayed friends but these are nothing like that :P )
Tjeezers 9 years ago
So you know when not to answer a phonecall. That's why
Load More Replies... Kjorn 9 years ago
people are so mean with each other. i remember few year ago my girlfriend and i split a appartment with a friend of her and didn't end well. even if i help her, do most of the chores at the end she was sick of seeing me around and scream at me. But even now why i'd bother to be mad at her? people need to let go. Capture-59...57e05c.jpg
Misterscooter 9 years ago
I love that many of these have changed the name of the person in their contacts to EX-BOYFRIEND or EX GF. I wonder if some people have many variants on this.
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