Daughter Posts Brutally Honest Texts That She Receives From Her Crazy Jewish Mother, And It’s Hilarious

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She totally got me at grandSpawn!

i love this one

Ohhhhh!!! Burn!!! Good job mom

I can so relate to this :DDD

MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!

Look at the bright side: you have a higher rank than your siblings and your dad.

this one is the funniest of them all!!!

a facelift? why would that make her happy

Morning boogie boarding at the beach?! Yes!

and this is exactly what she did...

why...even i wud get ecstatic at that!

payback is sweet, sweet as pie

Yes! This ^

Hate to say it but mom is always right, if I had listen to mine my life would have been different. MEET THE DOCTOR

Wow. Just wow.

But if the phone is frozen they can't respond

seriously i can see that she is obsessed with her

ooohhhhhh damn, mama, you still got it!

😍

I want this book, it sounds funny!!!

that was my mom until younger sister got married, now she's the target :D

This grandmom is hilarious!!

All aboard the guilt trip train! Chooo chooo X~√

I really want to meet this mother and have a conversation! She is really badass! Love her!

XD excellent!

When a man offers you a tattoo, you say yes.

hahaha ok thats a real threat

Why isn't this higher, this is the greatest answer to hellfire and brimstone

This is deep deep deep question of life.

Sadly, I don't think of those kinds of comebacks until I'm in the parking lot.

My mom do this. I lost a lots of clothes when I went home. although those clothes went to orphanage, i just can't...

Hahahahah! She's perfect!

Hahaha, mom really wants grandspwans, she's desperate for them.

He too sounds like a great parent! ^^

hehe

😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMG I love this mom! I want to be her :P

i wnt her as my mom!

Accurate

Can I like this more than once?

Barrel of wine*

I sense something subliminal here. Hmmm

That's one cute child in a ultra cute pose!

I wholeheartedly agree.

Again I ask. What did she prank her on, on Christmas? This was awesome though

Oh, lighten up, Nyree, she obviously loves her mother and finds her adorable. Plus she doesn't seem to let her mother's comments control her in any way. This is just how Jewish women talk. You can bet she talks to her mother the same way.

NO RING ON FINGER U MUST NOT LINGER :DDDDD

me

Sadly true.

I have a penis and I totally want this underwear. But I need a smaller snout size.

Lol. First one she didn't call her daughter "spawn"

There's a price for everything.

Ha.

Aww... Congrats you two.

Hey, when you are on hold for that long, sometimes other priorities need to be addressed!

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holy God Baron Brooks is pathetic. Poor guy.

I am so glad this woman has such a good sense of humor.

Bazinga!

XD

That's a pretty valid question

No rocking chair for this mama.... just straight-up Rockin'!

This mom just.....

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Everyone needs to dance sometimes... especially when it's a Beyoncé song

moms right...