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Creep Begs For Weeks To Do “Sexy Roleplay” With This Girl Until She Agrees, Immediately Regrets It
Creep Begs For Weeks To Do “Sexy Roleplay” With This Girl Until She Agrees, Immediately Regrets It
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Creep Begs For Weeks To Do “Sexy Roleplay” With This Girl Until She Agrees, Immediately Regrets It

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Sexy roleplay isn’t for everybody, and it needs at least two willing participants to make it work (or so we hear), because as you can see from this amusing exchange, it doesn’t go so well when one of you refuses to “get into the zone.”

Apparently this random creep had been bugging the woman, who goes by the name of TheOwlAndTheFinch, to roleplay with him for weeks. When she finally agreed to participate however, it didn’t quite so as planned. “For some persistent people, simply not talking doesn’t work,” she wrote on Reddit. “They are perfectly content to keep spamming until you respond- so you have to give them a reason to not want to respond.” And she certainly did just that! Scroll down to see the full hilarious conversation.

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    When some random creep asked a woman to do some “sexy roleplay” with him, this is what happened

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    “He’s crazy persistent and tried to keep going after this,” wrote the woman

    It seems that this isn’t the first person the creep has approached

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    The internet was quick to respond

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    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The IKEA bit actually killed me

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    Nigel Rodgers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creep shoulda just played along. She was nice and didn't straight out shut him down. But then again by being nice she was shutting him down coz creeps don't do nice. A nice guy would have enjoyed her game anyway and maybe even scored! Win/win!

    Justina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had fun reading this, i'd gladly read more similar stories.

    Nikita Flourencia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, everyone should put more like this.. its really funny.. i want to know the rest lol.. this man lives in condo inside the IKEA lol...

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly that type of women is required to deal with such idiots. Well done, bet she's going places with that clever mouth of hers! :D

    Alexander Ramos [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS COME BACK -William Afton/springtrap/scraptrap/burntrap

    Andy Popov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real love and real relations are possible only when both are near together...

    KatJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a shame there's not a program out there that can reply for you. It would need settings so that you could tweak it from sexy /compliant to sarcastic /b***h. :P

    Jacob Mphahlele
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you trying to role play with a lady that reads..

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way you handled him! Such humor. I would have had to play with you as you were so funny! Guess this guys humor button was turned off as well as other things :)

    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when you block someone in messenger they can still write to you but you're not going to see it, also they are not going to know the are blocked?

    Mandy Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The IKEA one literally made me almost do a spit take Ahahahaha! The best text I was ever able to send as like a "sexy" text was "damnit, I can't seem to get this stupid thing to turn on" and my bf at the time said "what thing?" I said "you should just come over, I bet you could turn it on" he was over in like 10 minutes lol!

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking to people on the internet , is like opening a skittles bag. There are a very few of the ones u like but u have to go through all of then to find em.

    Layla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is my spirit animal!

    Fsociety
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We live in a disturbing universe!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    To be fair, he started off quite politely and sensitively but she made a joke out of everything he tried so fair enough if he got pissed off with her eventually.

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Why should she care if he's pissed 2. He started off not politely but presumptuously

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    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I will never be able to get my five minutes back. :/

    HauntedForests
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like everything on boredpanda wastes your time. I can tell because of all of the comments you leave are usually negative.

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    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Where is the screenshot where she told him "no, I don't want to"? Because answering yes or no to a proposition, this is what adults do. Without that, she's just a self-righteous b***h.

    CatShatBrix
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The IKEA bit actually killed me

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    Nigel Rodgers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creep shoulda just played along. She was nice and didn't straight out shut him down. But then again by being nice she was shutting him down coz creeps don't do nice. A nice guy would have enjoyed her game anyway and maybe even scored! Win/win!

    Justina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had fun reading this, i'd gladly read more similar stories.

    Nikita Flourencia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, everyone should put more like this.. its really funny.. i want to know the rest lol.. this man lives in condo inside the IKEA lol...

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly that type of women is required to deal with such idiots. Well done, bet she's going places with that clever mouth of hers! :D

    Alexander Ramos [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS COME BACK -William Afton/springtrap/scraptrap/burntrap

    Andy Popov
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real love and real relations are possible only when both are near together...

    KatJ
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a shame there's not a program out there that can reply for you. It would need settings so that you could tweak it from sexy /compliant to sarcastic /b***h. :P

    Jacob Mphahlele
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you trying to role play with a lady that reads..

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the way you handled him! Such humor. I would have had to play with you as you were so funny! Guess this guys humor button was turned off as well as other things :)

    JoSta Urban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when you block someone in messenger they can still write to you but you're not going to see it, also they are not going to know the are blocked?

    Mandy Reynolds
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The IKEA one literally made me almost do a spit take Ahahahaha! The best text I was ever able to send as like a "sexy" text was "damnit, I can't seem to get this stupid thing to turn on" and my bf at the time said "what thing?" I said "you should just come over, I bet you could turn it on" he was over in like 10 minutes lol!

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking to people on the internet , is like opening a skittles bag. There are a very few of the ones u like but u have to go through all of then to find em.

    Layla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is my spirit animal!

    Fsociety
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We live in a disturbing universe!

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    To be fair, he started off quite politely and sensitively but she made a joke out of everything he tried so fair enough if he got pissed off with her eventually.

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Why should she care if he's pissed 2. He started off not politely but presumptuously

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    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    I will never be able to get my five minutes back. :/

    HauntedForests
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like everything on boredpanda wastes your time. I can tell because of all of the comments you leave are usually negative.

    Load More Replies...
    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Where is the screenshot where she told him "no, I don't want to"? Because answering yes or no to a proposition, this is what adults do. Without that, she's just a self-righteous b***h.

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