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Creep Begs For Weeks To Do “Sexy Roleplay” With This Girl Until She Agrees, Immediately Regrets It
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Creep Begs For Weeks To Do “Sexy Roleplay” With This Girl Until She Agrees, Immediately Regrets It

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Sexy roleplay isn’t for everybody, and it needs at least two willing participants to make it work (or so we hear), because as you can see from this amusing exchange, it doesn’t go so well when one of you refuses to “get into the zone.”

Apparently this random creep had been bugging the woman, who goes by the name of TheOwlAndTheFinch, to roleplay with him for weeks. When she finally agreed to participate however, it didn’t quite so as planned. “For some persistent people, simply not talking doesn’t work,” she wrote on Reddit. “They are perfectly content to keep spamming until you respond- so you have to give them a reason to not want to respond.” And she certainly did just that! Scroll down to see the full hilarious conversation.

When some random creep asked a woman to do some “sexy roleplay” with him, this is what happened

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“He’s crazy persistent and tried to keep going after this,” wrote the woman

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It seems that this isn’t the first person the creep has approached

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Nigel Rodgers
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creep shoulda just played along. She was nice and didn't straight out shut him down. But then again by being nice she was shutting him down coz creeps don't do nice. A nice guy would have enjoyed her game anyway and maybe even scored! Win/win!

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Justina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i had fun reading this, i'd gladly read more similar stories.

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Nikita Flourencia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, everyone should put more like this.. its really funny.. i want to know the rest lol.. this man lives in condo inside the IKEA lol...

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Zori the degu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly that type of women is required to deal with such idiots. Well done, bet she's going places with that clever mouth of hers! :D

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Andy Popov
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real love and real relations are possible only when both are near together...

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KatJ
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a shame there's not a program out there that can reply for you. It would need settings so that you could tweak it from sexy /compliant to sarcastic /b***h. :P

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the way you handled him! Such humor. I would have had to play with you as you were so funny! Guess this guys humor button was turned off as well as other things :)

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JoSta Urban
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So when you block someone in messenger they can still write to you but you're not going to see it, also they are not going to know the are blocked?

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Mandy Reynolds
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The IKEA one literally made me almost do a spit take Ahahahaha! The best text I was ever able to send as like a "sexy" text was "damnit, I can't seem to get this stupid thing to turn on" and my bf at the time said "what thing?" I said "you should just come over, I bet you could turn it on" he was over in like 10 minutes lol!

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June Pixeld
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talking to people on the internet , is like opening a skittles bag. There are a very few of the ones u like but u have to go through all of then to find em.

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago

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To be fair, he started off quite politely and sensitively but she made a joke out of everything he tried so fair enough if he got pissed off with her eventually.

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Leni
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. Why should she care if he's pissed 2. He started off not politely but presumptuously

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DancingToMyself
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6 years ago

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I will never be able to get my five minutes back. :/

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HauntedForests
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems like everything on boredpanda wastes your time. I can tell because of all of the comments you leave are usually negative.

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Hugo Raible
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6 years ago

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Where is the screenshot where she told him "no, I don't want to"? Because answering yes or no to a proposition, this is what adults do. Without that, she's just a self-righteous b***h.

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Nigel Rodgers
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creep shoulda just played along. She was nice and didn't straight out shut him down. But then again by being nice she was shutting him down coz creeps don't do nice. A nice guy would have enjoyed her game anyway and maybe even scored! Win/win!

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Justina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i had fun reading this, i'd gladly read more similar stories.

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Nikita Flourencia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, everyone should put more like this.. its really funny.. i want to know the rest lol.. this man lives in condo inside the IKEA lol...

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Zori the degu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly that type of women is required to deal with such idiots. Well done, bet she's going places with that clever mouth of hers! :D

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Andy Popov
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real love and real relations are possible only when both are near together...

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KatJ
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a shame there's not a program out there that can reply for you. It would need settings so that you could tweak it from sexy /compliant to sarcastic /b***h. :P

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the way you handled him! Such humor. I would have had to play with you as you were so funny! Guess this guys humor button was turned off as well as other things :)

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JoSta Urban
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So when you block someone in messenger they can still write to you but you're not going to see it, also they are not going to know the are blocked?

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Mandy Reynolds
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The IKEA one literally made me almost do a spit take Ahahahaha! The best text I was ever able to send as like a "sexy" text was "damnit, I can't seem to get this stupid thing to turn on" and my bf at the time said "what thing?" I said "you should just come over, I bet you could turn it on" he was over in like 10 minutes lol!

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June Pixeld
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talking to people on the internet , is like opening a skittles bag. There are a very few of the ones u like but u have to go through all of then to find em.

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Tiny Dynamine
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6 years ago

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To be fair, he started off quite politely and sensitively but she made a joke out of everything he tried so fair enough if he got pissed off with her eventually.

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Leni
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. Why should she care if he's pissed 2. He started off not politely but presumptuously

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DancingToMyself
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6 years ago

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I will never be able to get my five minutes back. :/

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HauntedForests
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems like everything on boredpanda wastes your time. I can tell because of all of the comments you leave are usually negative.

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Hugo Raible
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6 years ago

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Where is the screenshot where she told him "no, I don't want to"? Because answering yes or no to a proposition, this is what adults do. Without that, she's just a self-righteous b***h.

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