Be honest, when was the last time you read the label on your favorite t-shirt or the most comfortable pair of jeans? Probably a while ago, right? And why bother with the clothing tags at all if there's never any funny slogans or amusing wisdom written on them but the bleak washing instructions, right?

Well, not really - these clothing labels will convince you to look again - they aren’t your usual “do not mix with colors” or “do not boil me in water over 60 degrees, thanks very much” kind of thing. Some offer serious life advice (seriously, we aren’t joking!), others are lost in translation, some are adorned with funny puns and yet others are offensive… or maybe hilarious. That’s up to your sense of humor.

If you’ve ever come across any similar funny phrases on labels, submit them to our list. If not, then let us know which one of these funny photos from our collection of clothing labels do you like the most!

#1

These Shirts Were Tested On Animals. They Didn't Fit

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BarbaraConover
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6 years ago

I want that tag's message on the outside of the shirt!

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#2

Don't Slap Pandas

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SamanthaJones
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6 years ago

I have a Red Bubble shirt, it's a valid point. You should never slap pandas!

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#3

For Worst Results

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AoibhinTwomey
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6 years ago

HAHAHAHA!!! :-)

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#4

Or Give It To Your Mother

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PattyKim
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6 years ago

Or we feel obligated to figure it out.

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#5

#‎sharetheload

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Rism
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6 years ago

Sharing is caring :)

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#6

Allways Wash Your Butt

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ĐinhHoàng
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6 years ago

Last sentence nail it >"<

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#7

It's Pretty Impressive

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Nutmeg73
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6 years ago

Heh. Secret label. :-)

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#8

Don't Be That Guy

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AoibhinTwomey
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6 years ago

So true

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#9

You'll Do Awesome

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LindaB
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6 years ago

you'll do awesomeLY...unless your date is named "Awesome" and you do her.

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#10

Zipper Warning Label

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AndreeaHausi
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6 years ago

This is not quite so funny, it's intended for stupid people who could think of opening a lawsuit to the producer of the garment/ zipper because they hurt their...

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#11

Made On Earth

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NikolaiSindorf
Community Member
6 years ago

Thank you for putting a red box around that

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#12

Do Not Feed After Midnight

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DanielaKlatt
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6 years ago

Gremlins...

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#13

100% Christmas

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EricSielski
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6 years ago

Perfect!

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#14

Put A Smile On Your Face

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WendyGoicochea
Community Member
6 years ago

That I like.

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#15

It'll Be Funny

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FlaviaBello
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6 years ago

Bordering cruelty!!

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#16

Wash This When Dirty

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LukaThalius
Community Member
6 years ago

Or wear it again. It's got another day or so left before it becomes an issue to co-workers.

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#17

Do Not Wear For Sumo Wrestling

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MayaAladdin
Community Member
6 years ago

Noted!

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#18

You Can Dance If You Want To

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JoelForsyth
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6 years ago

You can leave your friends behind

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#19

Size "m" For Manly

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TamaraTan
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6 years ago

Burn!!!!

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#20

You Would't Understand

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PaulKeeble
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6 years ago

Says so on both my Roo poo tops.

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#21

Size: Fat

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DanLesnick
Community Member
6 years ago

Finally! Something in my size!

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#22

I Have Dental Pain

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TabeaCampos
Community Member
6 years ago

Forced laborer (sweatshop employee) asking for help?

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#23

The Smaller You Are, The More Room There Is In Your Parents Basement

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CrackrJax
Community Member
6 years ago

Hahahahaha

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#24

Personal Care Instructions.

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JeffreySnyder
Community Member
6 years ago

"Be like water." - Bruce Lee

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#25

#22

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meow point1
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3 years ago

Who's Ted?

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#26

May Increase Your Ability To Move Things Using The Force

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DoreenJefferson
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6 years ago

love this one

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#27

Contents May Be Hot

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MrMGarza
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6 years ago

I see what you did there ('¬_¬)

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#28

Wear This For Salad

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CathyThomas
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6 years ago

I copied this recipe-thanks!

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#29

Happy People In Matching Socks :)

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RyanTonegawa
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6 years ago

I quite dislike matching socks!

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#30

Be Nice

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meow point1
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3 years ago

i like animals too.

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#31

Hey Bae!

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MorganWagner
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6 years ago

Shopped.

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#32

#22

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AnnaMunkHerrmann
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6 years ago

behave like an animal?????

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#33

Not For Use As Pants

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DanLesnick
Community Member
6 years ago

Of course a Woot! t-shirt would have something silly in the tag. =)

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#34

Moods Of Norway

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Sophie Whitbread
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9 months ago

Those are some delicate pants then.

#35

Elephant

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BarbaraConover
Community Member
6 years ago

I once bought some polarfleece fabric for robes with a pokarbear pattern, and was acvosted by a child who demanded "were any polar bears hurt in the manufacture of this cloth?!"

#36

Moods Of Norway

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Ashish_H
Community Member
6 years ago

yeah!?!!?!? who needs blondies to work so hard!!

#37

Where It's Sunny Everyday Except For The Monsoons

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SamuelJoshuaDeLeon
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6 years ago

Yep. Except for the monsoons. :D

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#38

Puma

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#39

40% Glue

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Sophie Whitbread
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9 months ago

I can tell that TAG’s 40% glue, I don’t know about the clothing though...

#40

Minecraft Creeper Tshirt

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#41

George W. Bush

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6 years ago

Last line "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn"t vote for him"

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#42

From My Lio (laugh It Off) Tshirt

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LyoneFein
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6 years ago

200 rupees? Forget that! I want 200 dollars...........

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#43

Checked Personally

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#44

#22

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Kevin Moore
Community Member
3 years ago

And you may ask yourself, where should I wear this?

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#45

Not Always Made In China

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meow point1
Community Member
3 years ago

Where is it made, then?

#47

You Too, Sweater

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Kevin Moore
Community Member
3 years ago

Should be the label on a "personal massager".

#48

L.e.i.

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#49

Everyone Will Be Happy.

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#50

... Or Buy A New One.

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