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“Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help”: 108 Times People Broke Their Brain Trying To Understand What They’d Read
Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you're losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
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TheOGpandaHavana 11 hours ago
It makes sense to me. He definitely lid! They always be lidding!
Littlemiss 10 hours ago
I don't understand why you couldn't just lid it alone, you had to say something 😆
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TheOGpandaHavana 10 hours ago
That is 1000% the truth. 100% statistical fact! I'm not sure what driving has to do with it but it is important to drive carefully.
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Mavis 10 hours ago
Not fart water, it's "fart free water", so it's all good. Probably got it from someone's bath tub who never farts in the bath.
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Andy Frederick 10 hours ago
There's no excuse for bad translations like this any more. Use ChatGPT or other AI and get perfect translations.
xolitaire 5 hours ago
If you believe AIs translate correctly... good luck
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Emilu 8 hours ago
But it's okay! You can adjust the amount according to your preference! 😂
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UnclePanda 40 minutes ago
He should have knuckled down and tried harder. Now he's under that guy's thumb.
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Crystalwitch60 6 hours ago
Now this sounds like boris said in lockdown don’t go out but go to work but stay home ! But don’t go out his words lol us in uk know 😂
Geoffrey Scott 24 minutes ago
Looks like the headboard of my bed frame when I assembled it. "Do not tighten screws until finished"..hope I got 'em all.
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TheOGpandaHavana 10 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂 You know they're American when they don't even know their own geography and are too lazy to double check they're own meme. But as a native Oregonian, I'm feeling both seen and disrespected.
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TheOGpandaHavana 10 hours ago (edited)
Wow, the first time I read it, my eyes read what it is supposed to say. However, the second time I read it, my eyes saw what is actually written and now, my brain is confused.
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Littlemiss 10 hours ago
My husband explained to his young nephew once, that as you age farts just build up and fester. Eventually they become dust.. and that's why they smell so bad and linger.
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Crystalwitch60 6 hours ago
Aww but wabbits don’t eat kids mine never did , not so sure in the parents mind !
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Zig Zag Wanderer 10 hours ago (edited)
That's very acute. Or possibly obtuse. It's certainly not right!
UnclePanda 38 minutes ago
What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry!
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Looks like a Muppet but actually exists. Makes a terrifying otherworldly clicking sound with its beak
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Crystalwitch60 6 hours ago
Ok that tattooist was drunk wasn’t he ? I can’t make head nor tale of this one ,
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Mother of Giants 3 hours ago
I can tell you that a horse bite DOES NOT resemble a chimpanzee in any way. Ask me how i know...
Crystalwitch60 6 hours ago
Nope nothing like what so ever a snake bite does not look like that at all or the dog ,I’ve got snakes lmao defo do not look like that who made this one up ? Cos what ever they on .. I do not want any !
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timhood 7 hours ago
They're just installed out-of-order. It's supposed to read: "At 3rd floor, hit yourself. You will thank us 3 months from now." 💀
Ace 1 hour ago
Hit yourself at 3rd floor, 3 months from now you will thank us.
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Alex Kennedy 9 hours ago
“Questions people my already note asking are incoherent that of about answered lots in are my note incoherent.”
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TheOGpandaHavana 10 hours ago
I'm no brain because i legit kept trying to ignore the goat to find the animals that are not in fact there.
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Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 11 hours ago
Iron Maden, the Prisoner. Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter,
Douglas Gold 1 hour ago
"I am not a number, I am a free man. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own." Patrick McGoohan
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Lily bloom 9 hours ago
At least put socks on Porkus when cooking her in the big green egg next to the couch! There are rules
Rali Meyer 2 hours ago
too many people barefoot in my country, in malls and crossing petrol stations! urg
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Bill Swallow 3 minutes ago (edited)
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Earonn - 1 hour ago
"The p*o pass" - for schools where kids have to prove that they are allowed to go and use the toilet.
Blue Bunny of Happiness 47 minutes ago
I’m relieved you could translate that!
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TheOGpandaHavana 10 hours ago
Unfortunately, my brain calculates math like this - it's exhausting.
Stardust she/her 3 hours ago
If he gave everyone equal amounts of money, he’d be able to give $27 each
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Hollerfloozy 2 hours ago (edited)
The Weiner. The meat. The Bun. The Sausage. The Yellow sign. The "The". Lots to choose from there.
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TheOGpandaHavana 10 hours ago (edited)
Oh no. What? Is this real?! I finally figured out what it says but please don't tell me someone actually got this as a tattoo?! It's something from when you're 17 and you think it sounds wise and strong.
Crystalwitch60 6 hours ago
Enlighten us then lol ? It’s to early for me ,need more coffee on this one meh
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There are some seriously bad tattoo artists on this thread 🤦♀️I hope none of them are in uk lol cos I do not wann go to one of em thanks ,
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Fenouille Fenouille 10 hours ago
Those Macedonians, as soon as they’re done crawling they ran out the door and start their new life!
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Alex Kennedy 9 hours ago
(PS, the “correct” answer is unbelievably supposed to be “Joe Biden” (Rhode Island)).
Giles McArdell 28 minutes ago
Junk? (rhymes with "drunk", which is the state I'm in right now)
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UnclePanda 24 minutes ago
"Take a slice of the wheel, take a round on a mill, the ducks are now here, so let's have us an al blanc beer..." (set to St Tropez).
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Corwin 02 6 hours ago
Was more thinking of wedge mill gander soda but ....
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Lily bloom 10 hours ago
"The nicest world is standing beside you"? O the best word yelling nice distance*
Kali Chaos 10 hours ago
I tried really hard to do this, for like ten minutes. I only tried English, but I have no idea.
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Tea Drinker 5 hours ago
And you know - you KNOW - they'll dump the pennies to count them and start screaming, "Who stole my pennies?!"
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Ange Marsden 10 hours ago
This would have been hilarious if the creator could tell their pastries apart
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Hollerfloozy 10 hours ago
Listen, I can lead you to Payless. or i can lead you to the nearest therapist. I know which one i'd pick.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago (edited)
He's just trying to cross the road safely, ok? Don't ask me why....
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Rali Meyer 1 hour ago
Those who are immune to a minimum of aluminium have a minimumaluminiumimmunity
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Roxy222uk 3 hours ago
That’s because you have been enslaved by the man. We all have a right to blicks and we all have a right to snurgle them. It’s just not making a rich person any richer.
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Roxy222uk 3 hours ago
Well it won’t be relevant until 2074 so you’re alright for now
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No disrespect towards the sentiment....But, d*mn. I would be ashamed to show this to my kids.
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Khavrinen 14 minutes ago
Gyoza, except when it's pierogi; and sometimes even then.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago
I'm was absolutely up for all of this for making a life, until the dog got involved!
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Rali Meyer 1 hour ago
If you were born before 1990, you are over 35 years old. Hold, even over 25 years old!
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Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago
A hundred and eight, pizzagate, a laptop I hate, nearly eight. Simples!
Rali Meyer 1 hour ago
Wrong: The total bill is $108, I ate a slice of pizza salame, 15" MacBook Pro runs on Mavericks 2.0, the dice are wrong because opposite numbers must add to 6
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Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago
So always eat gaspacho when I have cancer to be squidward's brother? Or something.....
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Stardust she/her 3 hours ago
Reminds me of this stupid story I saw online: Boy: *wakes up from peenis surgery* Boy: doctor where my gf Doctor: who do u think gave u the peenis?
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Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago
You, dawg! I heard you like iced tea, so I made you iced tea with iced tea!
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Tea Drinker 5 hours ago
OK, I'll give the possibly "foreign" signs a pass this time, but the ones that seem to be from native English speakers are absolutely pathetic and shameful.
Tea Drinker 5 hours ago
OK, I'll give the possibly "foreign" signs a pass this time, but the ones that seem to be from native English speakers are absolutely pathetic and shameful.
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