“Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help”: 108 Times People Broke Their Brain Trying To Understand What They’d Read
Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you're losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
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That is 1000% the truth. 100% statistical fact! I'm not sure what driving has to do with it but it is important to drive carefully.
😂😂😂😂😂 You know they're American when they don't even know their own geography and are too lazy to double check they're own meme. But as a native Oregonian, I'm feeling both seen and disrespected.
"The nicest world is standing beside you"? O the best word yelling nice distance*
That's very acute. Or possibly obtuse. It's certainly not right!
At least put socks on Porkus when cooking her in the big green egg next to the couch! There are rules
Oh no. What? Is this real?! I finally figured out what it says but please don't tell me someone actually got this as a tattoo?! It's something from when you're 17 and you think it sounds wise and strong.
Iron Maden, the Prisoner. Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter,
Those Macedonians, as soon as they’re done crawling they ran out the door and start their new life!
Listen, I can lead you to Payless. or i can lead you to the nearest therapist. I know which one i'd pick.
A hundred and eight, pizzagate, a laptop I hate, nearly eight. Simples!
So always eat gaspacho when I have cancer to be squidward's brother? Or something.....
I'm was absolutely up for all of this for making a life, until the dog got involved!
He's just trying to cross the road safely, ok? Don't ask me why....
You, dawg! I heard you like iced tea, so I made you iced tea with iced tea!
