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Signs have one pretty simple task, give us little pieces of soon-to-be relevant information. Naturally, brevity and clarity helps, as well as actually thinking about where all the words actually sit. Unfortunately, not all signs are created equal.

The “AutomatiCautionDoor” internet group appears to have a confusing and random name until you get that it’s part of the joke. It’s dedicated to signs that are absurd, confusing and funny, much like the one that inspired its name. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own ideas in the comments below.

#1

It Is Against The Law To Keep Alcohol Out Of The Hands Of Youth - Supply Alcohol To Minors

Sticker warning against supplying alcohol to minors with law message

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Jonny Dio
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2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fought the law and the law won.

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    #2

    My Package Was Made By Fragile La Artists

    White bubble mailer with fragile handmade by artists in Los Angeles sticker

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    #3

    We Have The Best Period Pizza

    Pepperoni pizza with text promoting best period pizza

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a difference between a period pizza and a full stop pizza?

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    Good signage is genuinely a small science, and the gap between a sign that works and one that confuses everyone is usually not that wide. Most of the time, a bad sign isn't the result of someone being careless. It's the result of someone who knew too much about what they were trying to say and assumed everyone else would too. The moment you forget that your reader has about two seconds and zero context, things start going sideways fast.

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    The starting point for any effective sign is simplicity, and not in a vague, inspirational-poster kind of way. Many people encounter signs while driving or walking past, which means they only have a few seconds to read and understand the message.

    #4

    Don’t Save A Life

    Black poster with blood donation message to save a life and not be afraid

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    #5

    That's A Little Excessive

    Funny children signage with 'Do not exceed 20 children' message

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had enough trouble with the three children I had. Twenty seems a bit excessive

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    #6

    I Understand It's On Purpose, But It's Still Pretty Funny

    Triangular distracted driving warning sign about crash risk on black background

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's prevent accidents in the future by causing more accidents now."

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    That's not a lot of runway. The job of a sign is to deliver one clear idea, not three ideas wrapped around a disclaimer. Every extra word is a small tax on the reader's attention, and attention is the one thing signs absolutely cannot afford to waste. If you find yourself writing a sentence that starts with "Please be advised that," you've already lost.

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    #8

    Do Not Sacred Land Enter

    Protester holding a red do not enter sacred land sign

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    After simplicity comes the visual stuff, which is where a lot of signs quietly fall apart. High contrast between the text and the background is one of the most critical factors in making signage readable, especially from a distance. A dark background paired with light-colored text, or vice versa, helps catch the eye and keep the content legible even at a glance.

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    #11

    Title

    Incorrect high school yearbook sign with typos

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have mostly forgotten highschool. And I think I still have my yearbook somewhere but I couldn’t begin to tell you where

    #12

    The Danger Pipe Is Submerged

    Submerged Danger Pipe warning sign near waterfront

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well good. Wouldn’t want the danger pipe exposed so anybody could come across it

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    This isn't a stylistic choice so much as a biological one. The human eye processes contrast and shape before it ever reads a single word, which means if a sign doesn't stand out immediately, it simply doesn't get a second chance. Research has consistently backed this up, with studies finding that color pairings like yellow on black or white on blue tend to outperform others when legibility is the priority.

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    #13

    No Everything Im Is Possible

    Wall sign with jumbled letters spelling no everything is possible

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those signs that make you question your own mental faculties.

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    #14

    Casper Mattress Ads On The Subway

    Humorous sleep talk sign with jumbled letters and people in hallway

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ads were all over the TTC here in Toronto a few years ago. They were deliberate word puzzles that riders were meant to try to solve - so this one must be "talking in your sleep" - and if I recall correctly, one could go to the company website to check the answers. This example, therefore, does not belong here; the ad is doing exactly what it was designed to do, generating viewer engagement with a problem to be solved during an otherwise routine subway ride.

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    #15

    People Are Eating Children In This Area

    Sign with confusing message about people eating children

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, sure, but......who does "them" refer to, exactly?

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    Fonts matter more than most people think, and the wrong choice can quietly sabotage an otherwise decent sign. Overly decorative or handwritten-style fonts can be difficult to read from a distance, which is why clean, simple typefaces consistently outperform ornate ones when the goal is fast comprehension.

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    #16

    Don’t Vote, Forget

    Premier Autogroup sign with digital vote reminder at dusk

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    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to forget, but I can't.

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    #17

    My Muffin Was Thanks! Prepared Safely

    Food package with sticker saying food was handled safely

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    #18

    Such Unfortunate Placement Of Two Nice Sentiments

    License plate with text cook'n and someone with autism label

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    48 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's finding the right blend of seasoning that's the hard part...

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    Sans-serif fonts like Arial or Helvetica tend to be the workhorses of effective signage precisely because they don't ask anything of the reader. The sign does its job and gets out of the way. Script fonts, meanwhile, are charming on a wedding invitation and quietly baffling on a sign telling you where the emergency exit is.

    #19

    Guilty As Charged. “Is Calling Adventure & I Must Go”

    Sticker on bottle saying adventure is calling with mountain design

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    #20

    Bat Gun Tle

    Package of toy gun bullets labeled bat gun tle for ages 6 and up

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, Adam West is KAPOWing in his grave.

    #21

    Quiet Have A Wednesday

    Pink circular sign with black and white triangles saying quiet have a Wednesday

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then take two Thursdays after eating.

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    Then there is the question of placement and context, which is where even well-designed signs can go completely off the rails. Signs aimed at pedestrians can afford to include more detailed text, while signs designed for drivers need larger, bolder lettering that can be absorbed at speed. Context shapes everything. A sign that works perfectly in a quiet hallway might become invisible on a busy street corner, and a sign that reads fine up close might dissolve into visual noise from thirty feet away. Good sign designers actually test their work from different distances before finalizing anything, which sounds obvious but is apparently not universal practice.

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    #22

    Do Not Be Strong And Courageous. Be Afraid

    Inspirational sign with be strong and courageous message at sunset cliff

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    #23

    Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

    Sidewalk chalk message spread cream not disease

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cheese disease" is how I describe my cholesterol level.

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    #24

    Guaranteed Reduced Quality

    Food packaging label showing reduced quality sticker and best before date

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    Color also carries meaning beyond just contrast, and tapping into that psychology is one of the subtle tools in the sign-maker's kit. Red signals urgency and caution, blue conveys direction and calm, and green indicates safe navigation. These aren't arbitrary choices but conventions built on decades of behavioral research. Ignoring them doesn't make a sign creative. It usually just makes it confusing, because people are pattern-matching machines and they expect certain colors to mean certain things.

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    #25

    People Write Because They Congrats Can't Spell Congrajilashins

    Button with humorous misspelled congrats quote about writing

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    #26

    Have Black I Ever Lives Told You Matter

    Black Lives Matter sign on purple book cover on a bookshelf

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    #27

    Grandpas Dads Are Rules Without

    Mug with text about grandpas and dads rules

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda does what it says. "You want a coherent sentence? Ha! I'm not gonna play your game!"

    Finally, there is the idea of visual hierarchy, which is just a fancy way of saying that not everything on a sign deserves equal attention. Making all elements equally prominent prevents viewers from identifying the primary message and creates a cluttered, unprofessional look. The most important information should hit first, everything else should support it, and nothing should be fighting for the spotlight. A sign with good hierarchy feels effortless to read. A sign without it feels like homework.

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    #29

    "Mom, You Don't Have A Brother Named Usmc."

    Red t-shirt with USMC marine brother military text

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he now? That’s an interesting name choice. How did your parents come up with it?

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    #30

    !do Not Private Enter!

    Hand-painted private enter sign with bold black and red text

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    When all of these pieces come together, a sign becomes almost invisible in the best possible way. It just works, people absorb the information, and they move on with their day. When they don't come together, you get something confusing enough to be photographed and shared with thousands of strangers on the internet.

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    #31

    All Hail Our Lord And Savior

    Yellow automatic caution door sign on glass window near outdoor area

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an insult: "Will you stop worrying so much, ma, you automatic caution door!"

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    #32

    Power Warning Cable

    Yellow diamond power warning cable sign near a boat

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The X-Men tend to avoid that place.

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    #33

    Be Work Zone Alert

    Work zone alert traffic sign with misspelled warning on highway

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    #34

    Those Who Love The Best People To Eat Are Always

    Wooden round plaque with engraved quote about loving people who eat

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    #35

    Go Children Slow

    Road sign reading go children slow in grassy area

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    #36

    Found This Little Gem The Other Day

    Red reusable bag with phrase everything is north better up

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    #37

    Submerged Danger Structure!

    Warning sign reading submerged danger structure partially underwater near trees

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm Submerged Structure. "Danger" is my middle name!

    #38

    High Driver Fan Low

    Control switch labeled high driver fan low in vehicle

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    #39

    Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup

    Bottle of Cap'n Crunch's Ocean Blue artificially maple flavored syrup

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    #40

    Good Thing The Danger Channel’s Over, Not Like You Were Trying To Communicate The Opposite Or Anything

    End of Danger Channel sign by water near houses

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    #41

    Wait Here To Be Stop! Called Thank You!

    Chalkboard sign instructing to wait here to be called

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these even happen? Have people totally forgotten basic language rules? Just step back and attempt to read what you just wrote

    #42

    Thank - Drake Me Later

    Glitch art style portrait with text thank Drake me later

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    #43

    Roland Ennos The How One Material Wood Shaped The Whole Age Of Human History

    Book cover showing the wood shaped the whole age of human history

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wood shaped the (w)hole". Heh

    #44

    Is A State Happin Of Ess Mind

    Pink pouch with a misspelled happiness quote and a reduced price tag

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    #45

    Thank Because Sneakers You

    Black thank you sign with because sneakers slogan

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    #46

    So Good It Outlawed! Outta Be

    Vintage style sign reading so good it outlawed with fruit graphics

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A raving review, Master Yoda, if a little casual for you. Could you put that on Yelp?"

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    #47

    Will Christ By 1988? Return (101 Reasons Why)

    Book titled Will Christ return by 1988 with reasons why on cover

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    #48

    Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of

    White van with confusing painted signs about land and staying brave at home

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    #49

    “You Pain Don’t Mess Pain With The Pain Children” - Q

    Black and white soldiers with bold text about pain and children

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    #50

    This Email I Received From Postmates

    Burger promotion poster with all you can eat offer and delivery code

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    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    1 minute ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheeseburg sounds like a place I would have enjoyed living in until I became allergic to dairy.

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    #51

    Star The Clone Wars Wars

    Star Wars Clone Wars logo in gold and black colors

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. In the 16 or so years since this logo has been around, this is literally the first time I've seen this observation / complaint about it. I guess Star Wars is just so ingrained in my brain that I never noticed it before.

    #52

    One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

    Labels showing certified cage free eggs no preservatives butter and real fruit jam

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made butter with real what? WITH REAL WHAT?!?!

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    #53

    For Christ Life

    Metal belt buckle with for Christ the king cross design

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    #54

    Never Seen A Prouder Cheese Wisconsin

    Package of USDA organic cheese proudly made in Wisconsin

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    #55

    Crit Tich Inke Rsal

    Postgraduate guide with confusing critical thinkers text on cover

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    #56

    I Love This Book! Its Called...uh

    Book cover of the tall man by Phoebe Locke held in hand

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not be willing to read a book with a cover like this.

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    #57

    Hair Young & Crazy People Factory

    Hair Factory salon sign for young and crazy people with punk hairstyles

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    #58

    This Purchase Supports Ocean Spray 100+ Canadian Farmers

    Ocean Spray label on juice bottle supporting Canadian farmers

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    #59

    "Not Reserved, Available" Or "Reserved, Not Available"?

    Table sign incorrectly reading Not Reserved Available in restaurant

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    #60

    Every Please Wash Your Hands Body

    Red sign urging everybody to wash your hands with fun useless facts

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    #61

    Covid-19 Connecticut Prevention

    Connecticut COVID-19 prevention sign in blue and red

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. Maybe we should prevent Florida instead.

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    #62

    Power Warning Cable - Warn Me Of Thy Power

    Yellow power warning cable sign on fence in grassy field

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    #63

    Welcome To The City Of Storm Sewer's St Joseph

    Rusty City of Storm Sewer manhole cover from St Joseph dated 2017

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    #64

    A How Ch Girls Ieve?

    Person holding the book How Girls Achieve by Sally A. Nuamah

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    #65

    Made By Us You Worn By

    Brown leather patch on jeans saying made by us worn by you

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