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The world without siblings wouldn’t be the same. If you’re the oldest child in the family like me, you know the price you pay for ordering the little one around. And if you’re the smallest in the pack, well, you probably know it better than me, anyway.
So in some ways, having a frenemy for life is both a blessing and sometimes a curse, but honestly, more of a blessing. Like, who else would you annoy the heck out of, or who else would you join a secret alliance with to sneak out to your friends when you know very well that you’d both be in trouble? Or who would you still say "don’t tell mom" to when you turn 50?
Siblings are for life, and these painfully spot-on sibling tweets selected by Bored Panda are proof that this life has more colors, shouting, and constant "can you lend me a (insert smth you don’t wanna lend but can’t refuse)?" moments.
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Maanya Chandra 4 years ago
@Orange, They tell each other not to tell their parents, now have s*x. What the f**k is wrong with you.
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Alejandro Romero 4 years ago
Yep ! And it is so great to have a your most selflessly loving relation around you, for a long time in your life. Why wouldn't you try your best never ever to disappoint your mom, even if you are 70?
Amanda Hunter 4 years ago
My mum wouldn't let my 60-year-old sister and her long time man friend sleep in the same bedroom when they visited her.
Susan Bosse 4 years ago
I'm 51, sister is 43 and brother is 41. We all still threaten to tell Mom and Dad!! Hahaha
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Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
I love my sister, and I’d give my life for her, but I don’t like her very much
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I love and like my sister but unless she’s sick, she can get her own damn water!
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white_shadow 4 years ago
I can feel this pain . . . same with food. NO SHARING FRIES AT ALLL . . . DON'T ASK ME FOR MY LAST ONE
To find out more about the complex dynamics of sibling relationships, Bored Panda reached out to Dr. Lise Deguire, a licensed psychologist and award-winning author of “Flashback Girl: Lessons on Resilience From a Burn Survivor.”
“When a child has a sibling, they learn from their earliest days that attention, love, and resources must be shared. Parents take care of both of them, so children have to learn to wait their turn, to share the cake, to take turns picking what to watch on TV.
”Turns out that these early lessons are the ones that help kids understand two crucial things: that other people matter and that other people have needs. “Kids with siblings also learn, early on, that they can wait now and then get what they want,” said Dr. Lise and added that “Generally, these are good life lessons for children to have.”
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Or as one of my brothers would do “here hold this” and then walks away whilst leaving his rubbish for you to dispose of.
Kimberley Thomas 4 years ago
I never did that as the oldest sibling. But it reminds me of “Golden Girls” in which Rose always got hit with the newspaper atop her head.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
I’m glad my sibling relationship wasn’t like that because it sounds boring.
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Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Been there. Done that. Now I can go to the bathroom in the complete darkness and still be ok.
The_Last_P.U.G. 4 years ago
Years ago my family took a trip to Ireland to see are great uncle's and the hotel we stayed at had a outside switch my brother had no idea why the lights would always go out!
Christian Claydon 4 years ago
omg I've been there many MANY times lol (the bathroom also don't have windows
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
Even inside the bathroom. I’ve turned the light out on her while she was showering more than once because we were fighting.
Ava Lasley 4 years ago
No way, a lock is worse. I've been locked in the bathroom after a shower i don't know how many times.
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Martin Kaine 4 years ago
It only took 9 minutes to de-escalate......until the one sister sees the other wearing her clothes to the movies.....
However, sometimes, these lessons don't go so well. According to Dr. Lise, “if parents have clear favorites, or if one child gets a disproportionate share of attention, it can be very painful and lead to long-term feelings of being inadequate, inferior, or uncared for.”
In order to avoid this, Dr. Lise recommends for families to have repeated bonding traditions that actively include all the children. For example, “Dinner time, holiday traditions, family vacations, game night.” The licensed psychologist explained that “all these are bonding opportunities to help kids feel a part of the family, hopefully in an equal way.”
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troufaki13 4 years ago
Or repeat a joke we just heard because we know the other one will laugh!
lunar eclipse 4 years ago
But if they don’t laugh at that. THEN it is serious.
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sturmwesen 4 years ago
I still remember being put in choke hold facedown in dirty laundry. Now the culprit is the only part of my biological family I still talk to.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I must say my brothers and I fought sooooo much as kids but now we are really close and haven’t had a fight in over 15 years.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
That's exactly what it's like. My sister and I will just start talking after about an hour of giving each other the cold shoulder.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
That’s how it was when I lived with my sis and I miss it!
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KiwiBubbles 4 years ago
My arguments with my brother frequently end in a google or a question to a parent, a smug me, and an annoyed brother 🙃 (I'm older so it's a lot more often that I know more than he does.)
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
This one is just so perfect. Just the perfect description of siblings. Literally me and my sibling until like age 25
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Shireen Maher 4 years ago
i feel so special when she does that, considering the fact i have 3 older sisters
Flora Endebez 4 years ago
When my dad gets me my favorite food at the grocery store and hides it because she hates it
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Helena R 4 years ago
Might get downvoted for this but I think this should specify younger sibling...
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
My brother: only have to put trash away, never has to clean his room, and finishes 1 assignment.Parents: PRAISE. Me: Does dishes and unloads dishes, cleans room once a week, does part of the laundry, and Can only finish one assignment. Parents: WHY DIDNT YOU FINISH
Charlotte Shortt 4 years ago
i am the oldest and my fam is just like that's what ur supported to do..
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Baby Panda 4 years ago
this is me and my brother when i'm in a zoom meeting, or doing homework, or drawing, or reading, or eating, or sleeping.......................
Petra, princess of Brigid 4 years ago
When my brother is panting or breathing heavily near me, I breathe as heavily as I can to imitate him
Heather Ob 4 years ago
Only child here, but this does happen with my husband... how can someone breath so loud??!! In his defense, apparently I chew really loud so I guess it’s kinda equal...
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King Joffrey 4 years ago
I did the same with my dad's car when I was a teenager. I don't think he knows to this day...
Brivid 4 years ago
How does a teenager get a car fixed at all? Not to mention getting it done in 6 hours?
Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe the brother was older, and only she was still in high school
Load More Replies... Flora Endebez 4 years ago
Once I locked her phone by entering the wrong password a hundred times. She almost murdered me.
Marvin HeartofGold 4 years ago
My brother stole my car while I was at work, drive it to see some chick he met online, blew up my engine, the. Called work to tell me I'd need to find a ride home.
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Wendillon 4 years ago
and if you offered to share the pizza the sibling would probably stand still and let you slap them
StIJN 4 years ago
Do you even have a sibling? sharing pizza was the cause of 75% of the fights with my brother
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Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
That’s a dumb question! A slap? That’s nothing. I would slap any human within slapping range for $1.5 M
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Yup, I wouldn’t hesitate lol. Would I get double if I slapped both of my siblings? Either the top or bottom offer would suffice.
Peachthepan 4 years ago
the adventure zone! yuusssss! but also lup would probably do it for even less than her offer
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Soupcat 4 years ago
My dad's rule was "the one who is pouring or cutting doesnt get to pick the one they want" My brother was like an architect of cutting pizza.
Shoto Todoroki(genderbend) 4 years ago
i just drink half of my siblings drinks and then give it to them
Susan Egan 4 years ago
My dad used to tell us about his sister making hollow scoops of ice cream so those dishes looked like they had more where the small dish had dense scoops.
Sharon Dean 4 years ago
It was the last banana, we both wanted it, mother said he needed it more...He cut up the whole thing into his cereal bowl and ate maybe a third. He then gave the bowl to the dog. To this day almost 70 yrs later I still remember that, his self satisfied look as he put the bowl on the floor................
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Sheep 4 years ago
My brother does this. Instead of calling me by my name, he calls me 'sister'.
Agnieszka Gocalińska 4 years ago
All my brother's friends used to call me "sister". I was the official sister of the whole bunch of guys...
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Michael Parker 4 years ago
I was one of the staff at my sister's high school. Added a new layer to this lol.
Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
my brother watching me so i dont slap his hat off (SHOWING DAT FIVEHEAD) me watching him for my perfect chance. how it is having 8 siblings (not kidding)
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
hehe me and my sister do this, I pull down my mask and make a loud gagging noise, like I'm boutta throw up. Or one of us will be at the top of the stairs and will rush down and kick the other one's knees forward. Or just chase each other around the hallway to smack each other's necks. hehe
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
I would never pass my sister in the school hall and not talk, unless we were having a fight. That seems strange to me, but we were pretty close.
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Khen Hermoso 4 years ago
This is why a moderately harsh environment nurtures better individuals. How else would you come up (or research) sick burns if you're chummy with your siblings?
Hanni 4 years ago
At school? Home is supposed to be a place without confrontations.
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white_shadow 4 years ago
yo this is everyday life at home with siblings . . . but something you miss when u get older
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Faith Nicole 4 years ago
Omg did I hate my brother when he would do this s**t to me as kids. He would put his finger so dam close to my face & say I'm not touching you & our mom would never tell him to stop, so I'd go smack his finger away, but then guess who'd get in trouble for hitting him (me)
Lisa Hertzel 4 years ago
OMG! Yes, this was my bro & me -- all the time in the backseat of the car!!!! WOW-- memories
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
Have to try silently exiting the room so you don't get blamed too, didn't always work though.
Phoenix 4 years ago
Yeah, did that once and my mom started yelling at me on why I was leaving.
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OMG YES. YOUR SISTER DIDN'T DO THE DISHES BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. so your fault
Flora Endebez 4 years ago
The worst is when your mom is angry at your sister and takes it out on you 😢
Elizabeth Tunney 4 years ago
Me: deletes the recording because my mom said he couldn’t do a recording. My mom: WHY DID YOU DELETE THE RECORDING!?!
Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
brothers got caught stealing yesterday. when they didnt fess up my parents actually suspected me for planting evidence like a murderur framing
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
That’s why you shouldn’t have even smiled in the first place! Especially if it’s a two sibling household. You’re always a unit.
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Phoenix 4 years ago
My sister has yet to learn the art of sneaking, so I know whenever she sun my room.
Swyft 4 years ago
I make no noise, probably from years of stealing my books back from my little brother after he borrowed them
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Lesbean Bookworm 4 years ago
I feel that, my sister's room is right at the base of the stairs, so if you hear her walking down them, you're done for
Carrie Roettger 4 years ago
My son has OCD and when his older sister was mad at him she would go in his room and move his stuff about a quarter of an inch. I'm not sure he ever figured it out.
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
and that kids is why you learn to recognize your family's footstep patterns subconsciously lmfao
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Petra, princess of Brigid 4 years ago
Just wanted to say I really like your profile pic. Danganronpa fans unite!
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
This is something my younger brother would do as an adult lol.
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sylvantic 4 years ago
for me it was when my other sister got so annoying we had to team up against her.
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person (i think) 4 years ago
This totally happened with my brother and I! It was like an overnight switch between fighting all the time and becoming best friends. (and luckily for me that happened right before my little brother shot up to be a foot taller than me and could really have kicked my butt. :'D )
Haunting Spirit 4 years ago
How my mom explains it about me and my brother: "They where always fighting until they sat at the bar together" (legal drinking age was 16).
KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
This is so true for me and my sister we fought almost our whole life’s until I turned 15 and now if if she punches me or gives me a slap on the head I just brush it off.
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Kira Okah 4 years ago
Got that with my sister. Me: Short, nearly black eyes, darker brown. Sister: Tall, obvious brown eyes, paler brown. Yep, not alike at all.
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
I got this a few times with my younger brother. We have even been asked if we are twins. Our birthday is the same day except I am 3 years older.
Noah-It-All 4 years ago
I have a fraternal twin, only our hair is the same color. The only similarity. Yet somehow, we are "so alike"
white_shadow 4 years ago
no no no. you got it all wrong. either it's an insult to me, or an insult to her. i obviously look better
ComfyPanda 4 years ago
I have a bonus kid (step daughter) that looks like my bio daughter. They get asked almost everywhere we go if they're twins. I giggle, they roll their eyes lol
sturmwesen 4 years ago
I love the "Bonus kid" expression for a step relative that is not only "step" but part of the bunch.
Load More Replies... sturmwesen 4 years ago
Our relationship was never obvious. But I am a carbon copy of my deceased mom. Freaks me out when people single me out at burials and know exactly who I am while I do not remember meeting them 20 years prior.
Pippa Slinsky (Student) 4 years ago
Me too. I'm nearly the same heaght of sis even thuothg I'm 2 yeaars older
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
No, no you don’t. Something I have definitely experienced. Another one is my middle brother hiding around the corner with our universal remote sneakily changing the channels, volume or turning the tv off. Bloody rat bag.
Sally Murray 4 years ago (edited)
When I was very young (early 1960s) my best friend and I found out that playing jacks would change the channel - we would play on the kitchen floor, just above the tv in the den and change channels constantly while my brothers yelled and never knew how it happened.
Load More Replies... Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
allllll those times when the younger twins would fight over the movie
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Connie Martin 4 years ago
I'm the youngest, too, the fourth child. My folks had no idea where I was or what I was doing most of the time. I had to get a ride home from my high school graduation with my boyfriend's mom because my parents left without me.
Load More Replies... the one dude who likes cheese 4 years ago
by the 5th child. yeah if you could be here within two weeks that'll be great.
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
3rd child here...yes, I vouch for this. In high school (on the weekend), after bring out all night, I once came home at 6am. My mother's response? Please don't do that again...
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readingthequibbler 4 years ago
I've done this. I can pick on my younger brother, but the time my bully brought him up caused me to go crazy.
Load More Replies... Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
I insult my sister all the time, but someone else tries to and I will duel them to the death.
person (i think) 4 years ago
I remember when I was younger I would pick on my brother a lot. Then one day he told me a boy at camp was picking on him and i got a posse of girls together and we went and threatened that other little boy with bodily harm if he ever picked on my brother again. All those girls identified with the idea that only _we_ are allowed to pick on our own siblings, no one else. :'D
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Jennifer Norton 4 years ago
This is so true. My bro and I live 20 minute apart and almost never talk but when it comes to family we are there for each other in a heartbeat!
Rob Williams 4 years ago
Such an American thing... connected an accident and having to pay a bill!
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Banana 4 years ago
I pepper sprayed my asthmatic sister point blank in the face. I thought it was a toy gun.
Baby Panda 4 years ago
Might've done that to my little brother....when he was 5...
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Baby Panda 4 years ago
my older brother threw a pencil at my older sister and the point got stuck in her shoulder
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Jim From IT 4 years ago
My brother and sister once were jumping over my newly-dislocated knee and I kept telling them to stop, and one more jump, he hits my leg and re dislocated it.
Dana 4 years ago
This kind of happened with my Mom, a disc in her back had slipped and my step sister was throwing a ball for the dogs and she hit her in the head, she didn't hurt her too bad, but it was really hard to not laugh
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Hanna Palgrim 4 years ago
i would bite my little brother in the face all the time, he constantly had bite marks on his forehead
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
One time I shot my sister in the forehead with a nerf gun a foot away. I didn't think it was loaded.
CincyReds 4 years ago
I remember one time my sister and her friends were doing "older sister" things, she could drive and I was like 8. I told her that I wanted to do these things, she said well you have to get stoned first (this was back in the 70's) So my 8 year old mind says, well what you guys going to do take me out the filed and throw rocks at me? lol
BlahBlahBlackSheepah 4 years ago
I put a pinch if sand in my sis bed. Drove her nuts. Great prank o.o
Isabel Care 4 years ago
My brothers used to sneak into a room (sometimes via a window) and try out their garroting technique on me. Can't sit with my back to a door or window. Had a very understanding teacher that let me change where I sat after he had put me with my back to the door, right by it, and he thought I was staring out of the window. I explained that I was watching the reflection of the door.
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Isabel Care 4 years ago
My parents changed the garage into a bedroom for my oldest brother. He and I took turns sharing with middle sibling until it got too violent. Parents didn't try to get oldest and myself to share a room, thought it would be too destructive. Got my own room aged 6. Brothers were 8 and 9.
Susan Egan 4 years ago
I got so angry I actually ran at my sister grabbed her at the waist and drove her out of my room. We hit the hall wall and knocked a huge (butt sized) dent into it. We went from angry with each other to, Dad's going to kill us comradery. It was a constant battle for my dad the patches would crack. All mom had to say was "don't go upstairs, your father is trying to repair the wall again." We'd find something to do far far away.
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sylvantic 4 years ago
she always gets to steal my couch seat. no fair, i called it!
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The cation 4 years ago
This is why you slowly and quietly go. Don't attract attention. And then run like hell.
white_shadow 4 years ago
me: i just said i'm going to the bathroom sibling: i need to shower too. me: i asked first sibling: too bad i got here first also sibling: no clothes to wear after showering and no towel also sibling: proceeds to call me to bring that stuff 😂🤬😡
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
me & my bro always fight over who gets to take a shower first because we both like hot showers and whoever uses the shower first gets most of the hot water. we've never done this kinda thing before... may try it
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
with me and my sister its "Ok, I'm gonna take a shower" "What no I said I was going to earlier" "well... you're not in..??" **cue me stripping as I sprint to the bathroom (I'm the younger, I have no shame when it comes to this) and her sprinting to her room, and me grabbing my towel and sitting in the shower until she gives up 40 minutes later**
Are You A Queef? 4 years ago
I know this is about siblings but I do this to my husband all the time.
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MERCI LANGSTON 4 years ago
I do this all the time. I'm about to pop at the seams but I'll eat just so my siblings won't finish it.
Jennifer Norton 4 years ago
Yes!!! When I lived at home I bought a box of frozen snickers one time and my bro and dad at the WHOLE box in one evening. When I got home from work there were none left. Let me be clear.... the two of them at 8 frozen snickers in one evening!!!! Bastards! That was 25 years ago and it still bugs me!
Carrie Roettger 4 years ago
We had to make rules regarding food for my kids. If you had to get up from eating and you handed your plate for someone to hold, you had to say "hold this don't eat it" or your food was fair game. If you had leftovers and claimed them you had 24 hours to eat them before they were up for grabs. Also, not related to food but the classic "move your feet, lose your seat" was employed a LOT.
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Carrot dude 4 years ago
nothing wrong with any of the posts. they are just pointing out what sibling relationships are like.
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Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
from the start of some manga i read: "sorry your two-hour phone call last took all of my sympathy for the year *smile smile*"
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Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
I tell the one being copied to just stay silent. The one who was copying will get bored in a few seconds.
KiwiBubbles 4 years ago
I always try to do that, but it's hard sometimes because my brother will resort to copying my sitting position, breathing, exact hand position. Like if I'm reading, he will pretend to read an imaginary book. 🙄 It does end faster than continuing to talk, though.
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Maanya Chandra 4 years ago
I can hold my breath longer than my brother, so one time he was copying me so I just held my breath. He never copied me again...
Susan Egan 4 years ago
Even better start making bizarre motions. They both will end up laughing.
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sTeALtHy 4 years ago
YES. When I was a kid me and my sister were arguing and their was a bottle of lotion where we were arguing idk and she started saying "throw the lotion bottle at me. You won't." so guess what I did? I THREW THE F*****G LOTION BOTTLE AT HER. It hit her right in the face and she just looked at me for a couple seconds (most terrifying moment of my life) just to let me know what s**t was about to go down and then SCREAMED LIKE A M***********G PTERODACTYL until someone came in and had the audacity to yell AT ME for making her scream. Siblings are so strange
Emi A. 4 years ago
Yeah, it's always the younger one who gets cleverer with drawing others sympathy lol Us firstborn don't have that cheekiness as much (but wish lol)
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that rando_;) 4 years ago
One way to get around being in trouble, some incident happens and they go to mom or dad, as they pass you scream "OW! What was the for!?" and stumble back/ fall over. Normally works. Especially with the aggressive sibling.
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AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
That's what he's saying, because if the child was actually adopted that "joke" would never be said. But if they're biological they tell each other they're adopted all the time.
Load More Replies... AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
My 14 the other day "Mom when are you going to tell (19) she's adopted?" Me: Never. 14: "why not?" *smiling Me: "Because then I'd have to tell you" 14: * laughter...fades...realization "MOM!" Me & 19: hahahahaha *proud momma burn
DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
My oldest sister is adopted. One time she and my other biological sister were arguing and she threw it in her face, "Well you're adopted!". My oldest sister retorted, "Let me tell you something. They CHOSE ME! WHEN YOU CAME THEY HAD TO TAKE WHAT THEY COULD GET!".
Isabel Care 4 years ago (edited)
We used to pretend we were adopted (or hope we were) The insult being a child of dad's
Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
bruh almost everyone in my main family (excluding step family i never see) is adopted; me and my full brother officially adopted by step mom, step siblings officially adopted by my dad. they tried to say im adopted before in arguments "UH SO ARE YOU"
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jonnotheGOAT 4 years ago
Me in literally just sleeping: *breathes* My Bro: stop or ima tell mom
Boopie Dew 4 years ago
Omg the " quit looking at me" " I'm not looking at YOU " from my kids still haunts me
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Bunny Girl 4 years ago
omg, this is so true. I love my siblings, but sometimes I do Not like them
bdunbar@kcls.org 4 years ago
My sister made me crazy for 55 years. She was the baby, spoiled, I had to buy my own clothes and share them with her..........folks bought hers. She told me I ruined the family dynamic when I was around.....on and on. And yet, I/we lost her last year. I miss her every single day. I found our messaging recently on my phone. At least there we were always nice and kind to one another. It was such a blessing. I did adopt her dog, Lovey girl just has to move or breathe and hair is all over me and the house........I know my sister is laughing wherever she is. I miss her.
Donna Cheung 4 years ago
My almost-5-year old describes her relationship with her younger sister like this.
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Carrie Roettger 4 years ago
I was in the hospital once and my husband had to work so our kids being nice decided to clean the whole house. They had music blaring and made a plan to say "what music?" When dad came home and asked about it. He walked in the house to change eat dinner and get everyone ready to come see me. He hadn't said a word when son looked at him and said "what music?".
Pasion Jones 4 years ago
lmao its the word deviate for me.... lmao i have no idea why that was so funny!
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Jessica Nametz 4 years ago
I currently use this with my 2 year old by threatening to give food to her 3 month old sister... She has no idea the baby can't eat the food, but it works :)
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Kallyn Desmarais 4 years ago
Had a big spider on the ceiling in my room once, growing up. Told my brother he had to kill it because he was the man of the house with the parents out. This m**o went, got a broom, bashed the spider with the handle, sprayed spider guts all over my ceiling and punched the handle up into the insulation. I complained, and all I got was "You told me to kill it. You didn't say how!" Smh
*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 4 years ago
she made me try an kill a f*****g wolf spider on the wall so I threw a bible at it 😭
Aiyana Menrige 4 years ago
I get mad at my brother for killing it in general. " DJ THAT SPIDER HAD AL LIFE!!! IT COULVE HAD A WIFE AND KIDS! YOU MURDERER "
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story fraziermaskiell 4 years ago
Me sis sent my mom an email saying that I was a jerk, but she also sent it to me. 🤨
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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago
My brother reserved that right over me. I was being physically bullied by an older boy on the estate where I grew up. My brother found him knocked him around a bit and told him never go near her again. He didn't. Especially as he knew my brother was into martial arts. When I asked why did he stick up for me when we fight and argue all the time he just said nobody's allowed to give you a hard time like that that's my job. We get along really well now.
Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
both brothers and annoying guy friends that are actually fun (AHEMdapper-if-you-were-online-i-would-probably-send-this-to-you-so-ill-just-do-this)
Carrie Roettger 4 years ago
Nah I used to tell my kids "I brought you into this world, I can take you out" when they were pestering me.
Lisa Mcateer 4 years ago
Lol. 2 sisters 1 brother. I can bully them. Noone else will survive to tell the tale of their attempts
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Vanessa Dines 4 years ago
No, it's my little sister tying me to a chair, door, bed, anything when I try to kill my younger brother.
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Lonely panda 4 years ago
Being locked in cupboard by twin older siblings = massive fear of spiders and avoiding them
Isabel Care 4 years ago
Waking up to a sibling watching you sleep whilst they toy with a knife
KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
Every time my sibling takes a foot in the kitchen after a fight I’m bolting out the door.
Camellia Lynn Harris 4 years ago
That's why my youngest sister's not allowed to use knives unless our parents are in the room
Camellia Lynn Harris 4 years ago
That's why my youngest sister's not allowed to use knives if my parents aren't in the room
Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
especially when shes only 2 (true story nobody knows how she got it but everyone immediately yelled at me in unison to get it even though i was the farthest away from her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
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Nicola Roberts 4 years ago
I had a work colleague once that had this. You could write on his skin with your finger. He just loved us all wanting to have a go! Can't remember what the disease was but it was controlled with antihistamines.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
Good grief. Looks like they got slapped with a hot rubber glove.
Susan McNeely 4 years ago
My sister pulled me up the stairs by my hair, I had a huge lump on the back of my head because she pulled so hard she separated my scalp from the bone underneath it and the bump was the blood trapped underneath it. Hurt to brush my hair for month until.it finally went away.
Just a Snowball 4 years ago
my brother does that to me a lot i always find handprints on my back
Kainaath Khan 4 years ago
You have no idea what you missed out on, but then you need to have it in order to miss it
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Aroace tiger 4 years ago
Or going to kill you or trying to look like a good kid infont of your parents
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Sarah Tate 4 years ago
Once my brother came to see me in a theater production and afterward gave me the ultimate compliment. He said "if I didn't know you I'd have thought you were pretty good". Thanks man, I'm so flattered. LOL!
HyacinthTheRainWing 4 years ago
I was really surprised when my brother said he liked my caramel brownies.
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KrabbyGramps666 4 years ago
My sister would take a bite of the chicken nuggets and leave me the half bitten of chicken nugs.
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Luna Wolfblood 4 years ago
Sometimes I feel like my parents give 99% of their love to my 5 year old brother and the other 3 of us fight for the last one percent
hey, not my problem 4 years ago
that is my life. l am ALWAYS wrong, even when my sibling admits that they did it
Boopie Dew 4 years ago
I tell each kid they're my favorite anytime I'm alone with them. Now they're grown and I've been found out. I still do it. Each one still loves to hear it!!
Jennifer Norton 4 years ago
This is so true!! My brother was treated so much better than me..... it wasn't even subtle!
Shoto Todoroki(genderbend) 4 years ago
I mean its kinda true i'm the oldest all the love goes to my little siblings. i thought about running away
MERCI LANGSTON 4 years ago
I am already feeling sorry for my youngest brother (7). My middle brother gets everything because he cries (he is 10). It is so annoying. And then he wants to complain that everyone hates him even my parents.
Ann Abdelzaher 4 years ago
LOL I am the youngest by a wide margin. My sister is 16 years older and my brother 13 years older... what really sucked was being no you couldn't do or have something because of something your sibling did like 10 years before you even thought of it! For example, we lived in the country and I asked for a horse.. nope because my brother and sister didn't take care of theirs that they had long before I was thought of. My brother and sister had their first car bought for by dad, I had to buy mine because they didn't take care of their cars...
Hailey Scullen-Miller 4 years ago
the family hierarchy from bottom to top-- me (i not kidding i just stay in my room away from everyone else)-- full brother-- younger twin-- older twin-- 5 y/o sister-- older brother-- sister-in-law-- older sister-- baby sister (makes sense for her)-- parents are king and queen
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Aroace tiger 4 years ago
I get it! If I didn't have 8 birthmarks on my face we would be identical
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Emi A. 4 years ago
Totally my bro and I too. Till this day, only now our partners join in. The crowd keeps expanding forever.,
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Victor Botha 4 years ago
I know lots of single children families, and in my experience, none of us kids have deep seated issues from being only children. Maybe a bit of context from catlady6000 would explain her issues
Chaotic_pansexual 4 years ago
I have friends that are just used to my crap by this point lol. My friends are basically my siblings.
Just a girl. 4 years ago
spam friends or bring something up with the parents that you know they are gunna get mad.
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Wise beauty the panda 4 years ago
This is a problem my brothers have. The little one always ALWAYS steals legos whenever he his in the older ones room
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Phoenix 4 years ago
I am that older sibling, and my sister still doesn’t understand the benefits that come with it.
Emi A. 4 years ago
I was the older sibling who always claimed player 1 but to this day have never figured out there was a benefit to it.. was doing it seer out of enjoyment lol
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I (older sibling) try to snipe player 1 all the time and it's really funny.
Catherine Graffham 4 years ago
I always had to be player 2. My sister and I are twins, and I'm older.... I learned not to care about that or riding in the front seat in the car cos she just always seemed to care more so I just gave up. She feels guilty about it now lol
Jennifer Norton 4 years ago
I was the oldest and I can testify that yes.... I was always player 1. That's the way it goes!!!!
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white_shadow 4 years ago
my mum tells me that i should stop fighting with my sister when we're deciding what to have for lunch . . . is that a compliment?
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Ashley Harrold 4 years ago
We know how to bat our eyelashes and wobble our lower lips the right amount XD
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. . . and then mom screaming your name because she knows who sent the sibling!!!
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Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago
i won't ask i'll just steal and then my bro will be mad but i'll just be like "well you weren't eating it" and then he starts eating it. i partly do this to make him eat his food
Wise beauty the panda 4 years ago
Ask them to give you an organ and they act like you wanted a bite of their sandwich “ok.”
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rspanther 4 years ago
I ended up shaving my mustache because of this very thing. People would ask if we were twins we would tell them we are 5 years apart, then they would guess that I was the older one.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
The opposite has happened with me and my little sister. We look completely different. One time I was bringing her to my mom's car from school and a teacher yelled at us because she didn't realize we were related and she thought my sister was just walking out for some reason.
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Banana 4 years ago
And then you try and hush them when they cry hoping mom and dad won't hear them.
MERCI LANGSTON 4 years ago (edited)
This is on point. If my little brother gets hurt he acts all innocent and lets you give him a hug and then he attacks you.
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white_shadow 4 years ago
my mom would yell at us for tackling each other, and would say that she wouldn't be responsible for anything . . . we never called her . . . we called dad
HOT CHOCOLATE <3 4 years ago
because its fun to stop by them being defeated, not by me surrendering to them.
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Apparently I owe my brother over $18,000 for an Easter egg I ate of his. It was a giant Easter egg so he worked out how much the Easter egg would have cost, plus interest for the past 25+ years.
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Keep counting. I'm NEVER EVER paying it back.
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ComfyPanda 4 years ago
Pretty sure my oldest daughter does this against her younger siblings. Not so much her older brother.
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Shoto Todoroki(genderbend) 4 years ago
when i play fortnite dont mess with me if u make me lose ill rage at u
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white_shadow 4 years ago
I smell something burning . . . I don't remember turning the oven on. . .
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Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Ancient and time-honored. But there's still gonna be an argument. I mean, siblings!
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white_shadow 4 years ago
your in bed . . . and they turn the switch from across the room on . . . now you can't sleep. great. just GREAt.
Chaotic_pansexual 4 years ago
Haven’t you people ever heard of....closing the... damn door, no...
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Phoebe Carter 4 years ago
My brother once managed to yeet his chip into my dads Coca Cola bc he was using it like a pickaxe on his fork to mine his plate and I was sat there just trying not to laugh while my dad was yelling (ps to an American that would be fries)
Lil_Tae_29 4 years ago
Me *on the outside *: (￣□￣;) Me *On the Inside* : (/◕ヮ◕)/ ♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓
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Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago
My lil sis isn’t tall enough to sit in the front seat yet! I gotta enjoy it while it lasts!
white_shadow 4 years ago
They complain saying "you sat in the front when you were in 6th grade. why can't I?
Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago (edited)
4sure we used to ride my dad's car to bus stop, two of us kids and only one empty seat in the front. dad fixed it by making us take turns with the front seat.
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The cation 4 years ago
And then they do something to screw u over, and ur like, "I should've let u burn "
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Shoto Todoroki(genderbend) 4 years ago
My Mom:get closer to ur sister hunny My mind:hold up wait a minutes something an't right My sisters mind;i don"t wanna be by this bish
Anime SImp 4 years ago
and then be like don;t even look at me or breathe near me or i will kill you
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Baby Panda 4 years ago
we told my sister she was chinese and that she was adopted. sadly she has embraced that and now listens to chinese music. All. The. Time. she also has a bunch of posters of k-pop groups which is quite unnerving
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AlmightyOne 4 years ago
Tom And Jerry actually seems to really embody what living with siblings is like. Of course, I say that as an only child, so I could be wrong.
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
I forget about it every time I try to hold a grudge, but my dad doesn't know this so he reminds me accidentally.
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Shoto Todoroki(genderbend) 4 years ago
omg me and my sibling be like thats me not that's me stfu thats me bish
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Ashes_The_Kitty 4 years ago
my stupid self tried to click on the gif to make it play until I realized it was a photo
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K. 4 years ago
My sibling has to be the first to use everything (bras, clothes, cosmetics, and etc...), and I didn’t care for a long time. She was surprised when I charged her after staining my blouses...they still had tags on and the incidents were back to back. I don’t know where she got the confidence to yell at me.
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Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago (edited)
Unrelated to the post: I know everyone is angry because the bots/trolls keeps downvoting good comments! But I’m positive BP will do something about it soon! Also: there is a user my the name of Amelija Janavicius who is extremely racist and uses the N-word in every comment. She claims she works for BP and that’s why she isn’t blocked. I’m not sure how to report her, but if you do, please share! Finally, to the bots and trolls: I do not, I repeat DO NOT care if this comment is downvoted and/or hidden. Thank you.
Adam Rindegård 4 years ago
ive already contacted bp staff, nothing back yet though
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blugeagua 4 years ago
Well if you were an only child you wouldn't know what you were missing so you wouldn't care. Lol
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Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago (edited)
Unrelated to the post: I know everyone is angry because the bots/trolls keeps downvoting good comments! But I’m positive BP will do something about it soon! Also: there is a user my the name of Amelija Janavicius who is extremely racist and uses the N-word in every comment. She claims she works for BP and that’s why she isn’t blocked. I’m not sure how to report her, but if you do, please share! Finally, to the bots and trolls: I do not, I repeat DO NOT care if this comment is downvoted and/or hidden. Thank you.
Adam Rindegård 4 years ago
ive already contacted bp staff, nothing back yet though
Load More Replies... blugeagua 4 years ago
Well if you were an only child you wouldn't know what you were missing so you wouldn't care. Lol
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