If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.
The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.
Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!
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like when someone asks me if I'm all right-and I reply: No, I'm half left