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Scotland. The land of cake. Castles. Kilts. Bagpipes. Tartan. The Loch Ness Monster. And an accent that you might absolutely love, or completely not understand. I was more than a little surprised (and amused) to learn that Scotland’s official national animal is not a bird, deer, squirrel or even a fish. But rather… a unicorn. Yes, really. I guess it makes sense given the Scots' penchant for all things mythical. And their wicked sense of humor.

If you love yourself a good dose of laughter brought on by a quintessential Scotsman or woman, you should head over to a place called Scottish Patter. The Facebook account has more than 754,000 followers. And for good reason. It's a wall of utterly hilarious memes and posts can can only be described as "braw" or "tidy." IYKYK... Bored Panda has put together a list of our utmost favorites from the page. Let us know yours by upvoting them!

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    Card with Scottish humor showing the word "Fuctifano" and its meaning, highlighting Glasgow wit.

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    Scottish humor display: a tweet about a witty exchange between a bus driver and a passenger asking about Glasgow University.

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    Even if you’ve never set foot in Scotland, you might already be quite familiar with the country. Thanks to several blockbuster films that gave us an inside glimpse into the culture, terrain and history of the United Kingdom destination. Whether it’s wizardry, war or the wild ways of teens and young adults going off the rails, many of us have witnessed Scotland in all its good and bad glory.

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    Dog with a humorous expression, resembling a classic Scottish sense of humor, sitting on a chair.

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    Tartan shadows on Scottish pavement, showcasing Scots' humor.

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    Text conversation showcasing Scottish humor, featuring a playful exchange about an optician visit.

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    If you’re a Harry Potter fan, we probably don’t have to tell you that parts of the books and movies were set in Scotland. While the battlefields featured in Braveheart also fall within that country. Those who remember the movie Trainspotting might know it was adapted from a book written by Scottish author Irvine Welsh. The characters in the novel and film come from a poverty-stricken area of Edinburgh.

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    Social media post about a humorous incident at a speed course with a married couple realizing they were both caught speeding.

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    Two dogs joyfully hugging on the street, showcasing Scots' humor.

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    Scotland has produced its fair share of famous actors, singers and creatives. Think Sean Connery, Tilda Swinton, Ewan McGregor, Annie Lennox, DJ Calvin Harris and Gerard Butler.

    It’s also brought us mythical greats like the Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie as it’s known to some. The creature once again made headlines around the world on 1 April, when it was widely reported that scientists had developed photographs from a 50-year-old camera trap that had been set up to capture images of the Loch Ness Monster.

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    Pub surrounded by floodwater with humorous caption about gravy, showcasing Scots' humor.

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    Tweet about laughing uncontrollably, showing Scots' sense of humor.

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    “The device is thought to be one of six cameras placed 180 metres (590ft) below the surface in 1970 by Professor Roy Mackal, of the Loch Ness Investigation Bureau, and the University of Chicago,” reads one Daily Mail article.

    “It is likely one of the earliest attempts to catch the famous monster on film and, remarkably, remained dry within its clear waterproof plastic container. It was unearthed during trials of a National Oceanographic Centre (NOC) submersible vessel – commonly known as Boaty McBoatface.”

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    Screenshot of a tweet with Scottish humor about getting arrested on Sauchiehall Street.

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    Concrete bunker with grass resembling hair, showcasing Scots' humor. Text reads: "Rod Stewart is looking well."

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    Scottish humor in a tweet about 40% of pupils passing maths, questioning how the other 80% performed.

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    Child's drawing of crisps, showing Scottish humor.

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    A humorous tweet humorously describes driving speed preferences.

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    Scottish humor in a tweet about sugar in tea, showcasing a witty response with a touch of sarcasm.

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    Tweet humorously describing a child's fear of the Loch Ness Monster, exemplifying Scottish humor.

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    Scottish humor shown with a letter about an eye test appointment joke.

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    Quiz show parody with contestants' names resembling Spice Girls, showcasing Scots humor.

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    Man with a playful smile holds a train ticket in his mouth as part of a humorous Scottish joke.

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    Elderly woman in Age Cymru poster humorously compared to Paul McCartney's album title, highlighting Scots' humor.

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    Scottish humor in text conversation about going to the cinema with snacks, featuring emojis and a funny reply.

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    Scottish humor tweet about boys wearing football tops while watching games, comparing it to watching Vampire Diaries.

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    Tweet humor about Scottish accent and saying "there's been a m****r" with extra emphasis.

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    Tall glass filled with Tennents beer in a living room, playful Scottish humor displayed through a funny tweet.

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    Text exchange humorously illustrating Scottish humor with a dad guessing flight time to Portugal.

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    Scottish humor post showing luxurious Belgian seashell chocolates in a box and a bowl.

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    Chat conversation showcasing Scots humor with a pub quiz question about a Scottish football team, leading to witty exchanges.

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    Student email humor, professor reacts to request using '90s sources in a paper.

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    Man with bottle, humorous text about passwords highlights the Scots' sense of humor.

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    Rider chat screenshot with humorous text involving police and food delivery, showcasing Scots' humor.

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    Tweet showcasing Scottish humor with a kid humorously shouting Wi-Fi code in a cafe: "Q for cucumber."

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    Tweet by MJC humorously comparing overheard banter to Scots humor, with a playful thankfulness for not being involved.

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    Construction worker with dog in matching high-vis gear, showcasing Scottish humor on a building site.

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    Chocolate Easter egg humor with foil wrapping, showcasing Scottish wit.

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    Tweet shows Scots humor with a customer saying, “17.50,” and replying, “That’s 10 to 6.”

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    Scottish humor about smelling like dishes after using Aldi shower gel resembling Fairy Liquid.

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    Tweet joking about Scotland under a prompt to say something nice about the UK, featuring the UK flag.

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    Scottish humor displayed with a heater meme, suggesting it generates more heat than the sun.

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    Scottish humor highlighted in a funny text exchange about drinks and a memorable night out.

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    Scottish humor post discussing life updates, preferences, and dislikes with a humorous twist.

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    Scottish humor at a soccer match: A pie lands perfectly on a fur coat after being dropped.

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    Screenshot of a tweet humorously complaining about frequent shopping tasks as an adult.

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    Funny exchange on Facebook about chair sale confusion, illustrating Scots' humor.

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    Young boy in a school uniform smiling with a humorous caption about liking Lego and eating mash, showcasing Scottish humor.

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    Scots humor in a tweet about opening a sunbed cafe called "Scran Canaria" for a quick holiday with friends.

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    Man in suit laughing with engine light, showcasing Scottish humor.

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    Facebook post humor: Someone asks about Colin, another thinks it's a film, but it's actually a grandson.

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    Scottish humor in a tweet about recovery time after a night out, needing hours to reflect before talking to family.

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    Scottish humor in a tweet about a taxi fare misunderstanding with a driver on a Sunday morning.

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    Tweet by Josh Utting about humorous take on someone else's roast dinner.

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    Humorous post featuring a bollard resembling a giant screwdriver in a car park.

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    Text post highlighting Scottish humor about P.E. teachers and sports choices in Scotland.

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    Scottish humor: Toy figures lined up outside window resembling a neighborhood watch on a rainy day.

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    Man smiling inside a Greggs store, highlighting Scottish humor with a sausage roll joke.

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    Tweet with Scottish humor about a mother's gossip, showing Scots' sense of humor.

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    Fiat Multipla listing with humorous comments highlighting Scottish humor.

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    Man with tambourine and red glasses, caption joking about finding things while cleaning, showcasing Scots humor.

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    Scottish humor tweet about sister's eye drops mix-up with menthol vape liquid, showcasing wit and irony.

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    Scottish humor: A small pasta portion on a plate with a funny tweet about tasting it to test if it's cooked.

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    Scottish humor showcased in a tweet saying, "F**k knows mate" is the answer to everything.

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    Tweet humorously commenting on spending when £1k decreases to £990.

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    A cardboard food container with humorous caption about expensive cheese chips, showcasing Scots' sense of humor.

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    Scottish humor post highlighting the unique challenge of explaining "patter" to non-Scots.

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    Scots humor in a cake shop joke about cake prices and Madeira cake punchline.

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    A humorous post by Michael Harris about a bookie's sign for Sunday opening hours.

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    Tweet humorously comparing university acceptance to eating a dog biscuit instead of chocolate.

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    Funny tweet about taking "CBA days" at work, showcasing the Scots' humor.

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    Scottish humor in text exchange about a blunt reaction to a pet budgie’s death.

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    Man in black shirt sitting in an office, humorous caption about HR misunderstanding a joke.

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    Scottish humor in a tweet about using money meant for driving lessons, leading to weekly walks instead.

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    Scottish humor in a text exchange: a mum suggests getting a kebab instead of cooking.

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    Social media post showcasing humorous Scottish tweet with side-by-side images of a woman in a patterned suit.

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    Humorous tweet featuring a pool table with half the surface missing, highlighting Scots’ sense of humor.

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    Scottish humor: crisp sandwich on a plate with bread loaf and tea nearby.

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    Tweet showcases Scottish humor about phone chargers and unexpected reactions.

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    A funny text message that highlights the Scots' sense of humor with a Scooby-Doo joke, shared by Mia Anna.

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    Scottish humor displayed in a tweet ranking Thursday as the worst weekday, labeled "Thursday disrespect."

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    Screenshot of a humorous negotiation in a chat, showcasing Scottish humor with declining and pending price offers.

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    Scottish humor post with a funny exchange about police location in Partick on Facebook.

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    Scottish humor post about passport mix-up with Sky Bet verification email.

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    Tweet humorously refers to bright lights as a wedding invite, showcasing Scots' sense of humor.

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    Man with "Craig" tattoo on his back standing by the beach, showcasing Scottish humor.

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    Scottish humor tweet about missing arguments with the PE department over not participating.

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    Green character humorously mimicking a doctor receptionist, captioned with "Nae appointments," showcasing Scottish humor.

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    Smiling woman in a cozy setting captures Scottish humor essence with timely social media post.

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