This Thread Detailing How Cats Could Take Over Scotland Is Hilarious

Well I for one (a Scot) welcome our new overlords .

THIS was way funnier than I thought it would be. There were quite a few posts that really made me laugh. ----- (and quite in the american meaning - I just learned form the other post ^^)

just arm the Scots with cucumbers

catmandont lmao I'm done

1. You're assuming that after they conquer Scotland, we'll all just sit back and watch without taking any action? (Well, fair enough. Look at today's politics to see how good we are at sitting back and watching the s**t show.) 2. Yah, we're doomed.

Scottish kilts? They're doomed!

But humans have laser pointer!

I like how he said France would surrender immediately.

Resistance is futile.

1) I love cats. 2) I love Scotland. 3) A small detail has been missed: The cats' leader speech would be something like "Yes!, Fight and you may die. Run and you will live, at least awhile. And snuggling in your bed, many years from now... Uh." (Full stop.) =^.^=

Well, it is quite incoherent. In order to invade Scotland, all the cats of the world that were not in Great Britain would have already used the Eurotunnel to reach Scotland. Or board on boats and such... I don't think that the migration of so many cats would be unoticed. Also many may stop on the way for a nap or settled somewhere where the humans would provide nice food... Plus maybe the Scots cat would not be very happy with the invasion of their territory. I could go on and on on that subject :D

How many DUM Americans still think Scotland is not in the UK or Britain? Still blame the British (English) for the clearances when the landowners were the decedents of Clan Chiefs, look at their names. During 17 and 18thC many Scots emigrated because the Highlands population was growing. Please get your facts correct before you start on about UK, Britain and Scotland.

I love this thread and welcome the kitty overlords to The States! We already have our kitty overloads but your Scottish Folds are so damn cute! I mean, look at those itty bitty ears all folded small and tiny. I could explode with cuteness!

Hey, the bloody Romans could not conquer us Scots, I doubt the cats could, they would be our allies to SMASH the Sassenachs and anyone else that got up our noses!

If you eliminate the word "cat" and substitute "Zombie", I think this is the plot to 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later combined ;-P

That is a very weird but freaking funny theory and conversation. Lol!

Does this remind you guys of Battle Cats???

Thanks for all the love and for your very entertaining comments. If you enjoyed this then I invite you to go over to my twitter and read some of my other threads

Just make cat grass or catnip gas bombs and throw them at the cats they will chill out.

Someone had a bit to much of the single malt, or was it the blended one?

They will never do that . Who would serve them??

I don't understand the logic that if 600million cats need the whole world to sustain their population, how cramming them into a cold & clammy corner of it will suddenly let them multiply to 3billion? Surely there will be fewer, as there's fewer resources? Also surely a lot of the 'traitors to the human race' that currently feed them will see the light/ change sides, shortly, depriving them further of resources? As a population biologist, I give this model a C-.