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98 Savage Comments That Were Funnier Than The Original Posts
A quality insult is considerably more useful than most conventional methods of self defense, but in the heat of the moment, most people can’t come up with something. But online, people have a moment to think, plan and edit their best counterattacks.
We gathered some of the best comebacks and comments from an Instagram page dedicated to those exact things. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own examples in the comments section down below.
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Jeremy James 4 months ago
"Is tasteless food to be eaten without salt, or is there flavor in the white of an egg?" Job 6:6
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Forrest Hobbs 4 months ago
Yeah, I mean don't we all want to live with constant noise and pollution from nine lanes of traffic? So perfect! 😍
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John Dilligaf 4 months ago
what a beautiful car. I think the auto companies are missing a bet here . Take old classic body styles like this but with modern engines, electronics, safety features, etc. Surely there'd be a market for that.
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SlothyK8 4 months ago
My husband has a Tesla. Total POS. I can't count the number of times it simply doesn't turn on. The touch screen s***s, and the controls are completely different than an ICE vehicle. On a recent vacation he kept turning on the windshield wipers when trying to reverse. Stupid car.
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Lily bloom 4 months ago (edited)
Thats not an expiry date but a best by date. It is not unsafe to use but may taste like only 217 million year old salt.
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PrettyJoyBird 4 months ago
He has chemistry with everyone in all his movies. Humerous, charasmatic, dramatic.
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MeFromTheFBI 4 months ago
This is such a pretty game and an amazing (and really sad) ending. The entire game is very well written
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Ugh, do I have to? 4 months ago (edited)
But people always tell me, "you gotta give up drinking for good."
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 4 months ago
"Cattywampus" is one of my favorite words in the world. My dad and my aunt (his sister) both used to say it for any situation that was all messed up. There's a made-up creature statue at a local theme park (Knotts Berry Farm) called the Catawampus. I say hi to it every time I go to Knotts, and it's like giving my dad and aunt a nod and a grin :)
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michael reid 4 months ago
It's the same in all countries, for different offences. "Punishable by fine" means "Legal for a price".
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Saint_Zipcodus (oh / no) 4 months ago
I remember a time when we were able to read the comment un-censored
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 4 months ago
Depending on the age of the author, a microwaved hot dog might be one of their favorite treats, so they're saying their mom deserves the best thing they can think of at that moment! XD
#57
Lily bloom 4 months ago
Include the necessary components to charge and add a 3.5mm headphone jack and i might consider buying my first Awple product
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Lily bloom 4 months ago
"No but did you hear that noise i told you about? The one that happens constantly when i'm driving it? Of course it's stopped now at the shop" noise resumes 3/4 mile after leaving shop
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David Paterson 4 months ago
I just lost one contact lens around the back of my eye for a fortnight, and it scared the sh*t out of me.
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Lily bloom 4 months ago
But you cant see the artwork very well if at all if using the spinning functionality that is a ceiling fan
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Michael P. 4 months ago
The Ricktatorship era was when The Walking D**d was at it's peak, Rick's group at the prison and the Governor in Woodbury. I stopped watching after the Governor executed Hershel in Season 4 and destroyed the prison that became their safe haven.
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MaryHadaLittleLamb 4 months ago
I live in southeast Michigan, and it is well known that Ohio cops are ravenous when it comes to issuing speeding tickets.
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Lily bloom 4 months ago
Didn't BP have several posts about her not long ago with her name in the title?
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