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When I see the word 'roommate’, I immediately associate it with college or university. Granted, I myself never had the privilege of living with roommates, only housemates. But I believe that the experience is similar. There's the sharing of a bathroom, hearing their sexscapades through the paper-thin walls, and the unclaimed pile of unwashed dishes from last month.

If you ever had to deal with roommates or housemates, you'll probably find this list relatable. We've picked the funniest pics about sharing a living space with a near stranger. Also, feel free to look for some ideas on how to deal with difficult roommates – some of the posters from this list are quite clever.

#1

My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah...we Decided To Build A Compromise

My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah...we Decided To Build A Compromise

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Stewart Lowrie
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F**k sake mate, have a day off. It's a person showing their fun side. Try not to be such a miserable c**t all your life.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Christmas menorah, oh Christmas menorah, how lighted are your branches.

Abby Gayle
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats kinda cool... i like it

Marie Frost
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this 'shaming your roommate'?

Flora Porter
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No shame here. With Bethlehem effectively closed this year, this seems like a very good thing.

Tee Rat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Merry Chrismahannukwaanzukah

Nay Wilson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is both clever and beautiful 🙂

My O My
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See, this is what the world needs! To each their own and party together, in the small and in the big things in life!

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    #2

    Our Cat Had All Four Roommates Feeding Him Each Day Because He Acted Like He Was Starving And We Didn’t Know That The Other Roommate Already Fed Him. This Was Our Solution, Hopefully He Will Slim Down A Bit

    Our Cat Had All Four Roommates Feeding Him Each Day Because He Acted Like He Was Starving And We Didn’t Know That The Other Roommate Already Fed Him. This Was Our Solution, Hopefully He Will Slim Down A Bit

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    Nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is an adorable genius.

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of mine does this also so often gets double servings if not treble so we've stated having to leave notes as well...they are evil geniuses!!

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have no doubt - cat will learn to erase ticks within weeks, maybe days.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my cat lies about not getting fed when my kid and wife have already fed him.

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an automatic cat food dispenser. It's set to release 3-6 portions (because a portion is literally five pieces of cat food) to each of the cats bowls at 6:45-7am, 12, and 7pm. I think. There may be more times. My fiancé is the one that set it, however, sometimes if we aren't paying attention it won't release food or it's empty (the cats almost always tell us after the first time it doesn't release food when it's meant too.) and I have a habit of just releasing a few servings for them just in case one ate both cats' food and the other didn't get any... it happens a lot. We're looking into getting two single one instead of one double bowled feeder because our oldest cat is a literal pig and would eat constantly if we let him. He sits there and purrs, kneading the tile floor, while he eats. SMH

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they're feeding him more than once a day!

    CuttlefishHierarchy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no clue why you're getting downvoted. It's definitely recommended to feed 2 meals a day. It's not recommended to fill a large bowl with crunchies that get topped off all the time. The food gets too dried out when served that way.

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    Leigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened with my family's cat. We wondered why Baxter was getting so fat! We all left thw house at different times and he would act like he hadn't been fed with everyone! He was getting fed 4 times in the morning! Sneaky cat. He'd eat anything! I caught him eating a potato once!

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need more than one time feeding per day.

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    #3

    He Brought One Girl Back The Whole Year And Now They’re Married

    He Brought One Girl Back The Whole Year And Now They’re Married

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    Not everyone can afford a one-bedroom apartment and have the luxury of living alone. Especially not in this economy. We've prepared some tips for you on how to find the right match for a roommate. Below, there's also advice on what to do when arguments and conflicts arise between your roommate and you.

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    As in most situations that involve people, communication is key. Learning conflict resolution is a useful skill that will probably be necessary later on in life. That's especially useful for college and university students who are living with strangers for the first time in their lives.

    #4

    My Roommate Put This On Our Fridge

    My Roommate Put This On Our Fridge

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    AtMostTheFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that magnet.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched for it but could only find the picture as somebody's profile in a weed site. They made this post - https://www.rollitup.org/t/fox-farm-dont-bug-me.426828/ - if anybody wants to register there please ask where we can get one :-)

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    Sheila Cobb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one!’ I had a roommate that would take dirty pans out of the sink and reuse them w/o washing them until I started putting soapy water in them! He asked if I did it on purpose and I said yes!

    KimB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's just disgusting! Bleh!

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    kkathleen517
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that mary-jew-wanna magnet!

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    #5

    My Roommate And I Sent Out Our New Holiday Card. My Dad Thinks I Am Gay Now

    My Roommate And I Sent Out Our New Holiday Card. My Dad Thinks I Am Gay Now

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    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing friendship right when everyone thinks you're gay. LOL

    Susan Bosse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I can see why he'd think that! I love this card. It's hilarious.

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who mistake friendship for *other things*, people should be allowed to have friends of the own gender! (pls don't downvote, just my thoughts)

    Elliet Fitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should also be allowed to have friends of the opposite gender! Society just turns everything into romance these days. Like, seriously, let me take my time and have friends!

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    Oni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is pretty gay. As in a gay disposition.

    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendship goals! And, let everyone else get confused... getting into the spirit, right 🤪? I love it.

    Seven Soda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gay now. You've been accepted into the community.

    C scanlan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that there's anything wrong with that

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    #6

    My Roommate Fell Asleep At The Library So I Put 50 Shades Of Grey In Front Of Him

    My Roommate Fell Asleep At The Library So I Put 50 Shades Of Grey In Front Of Him

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    Bamboozled
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those books were absolute trash. I would expect him to fall asleep reading one.

    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm cringing because that's NOT Fifty Shades of Grey. There's the 3 original books: Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Greyer and Fifty Shades Freed, told by the woman's viewpoint. Then the author penned 3 more, Grey, Greyer and Freed, essentially the same books, but told by the man's viewpoint instead. That clearly is the book Grey, Not Fifty Shades of Grey. Sorry, I can't help being persnickety when it comes to books. But yeah, LaserBrain is correct, don't lay books down like that, especially library books.

    T0t@lly-f!ne!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl why do you know so much about this book? 🤨

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    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have put a tub of vaseline next to him as well....

    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shades of Gray will turn into shades of red and pink when he wakes up.

    ILoveMySon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CLASSIC! I just spit out my water!

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is hilarious

    Panda-MO-nious_Momma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's aesthetically appropriate, gray tone wise..😎

    Molly Reece
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is true friendship right there!

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the book! It should be de rigueur for that tosh.

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    Jana Valentine, assistant dean of residential life and community standards at Bryant University in Rhode Island told U.S. News that living in a dorm equips you with conflict resolution skills for the future. 

    "It's inevitable whether you're in a roommate relationship, a group project, in a student organization, or on a team," she said. "We want to provide students with the skills to work through things that they can then take and have with them."

    #7

    Used To Pay My Rent To My Roommate In A Funny Way Each Month. One Month I Went To The Bank And Got It All In Ones

    Used To Pay My Rent To My Roommate In A Funny Way Each Month. One Month I Went To The Bank And Got It All In Ones

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roommate should wrikled them up as well 🪗

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    funkybluegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this picture without context. The title makes it so much better.

    Karri Berkowitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a roommate that was a waitress. Rent was paid with lots of ones many times

    Clown fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but they are implying they were taking their clothes off

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    Anxious Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, I once paid the rent in $2 bills. Without comment. The looks of consternation at the rental office was worth the effort.

    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have hated you. Loved you but hated you.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see more. 🥰😂🤩 My favorite kind of prank. Don't ask. 🤣

    Just-4-2day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a pole dancer because they are not folded in half, the long way. Easier to tuck into... never mind how I know that.

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed a strip club. You truly DO NOT want to know how to fold or roll them. The strip club was right across the street from a bank. If we had to turn in $1s, they MADE us use Lysol on them before they took them. This was 20 years ago.

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    #8

    My Roommate Took This Selfie With My Cat

    My Roommate Took This Selfie With My Cat

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    Jake B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat knows something- run.

    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat wasn't asked before the hoodie was put on...

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    Smiley MG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They boutta drop a new rap album

    Crazy Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think u mean ur roommates cat now

    TheGoodBoi
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    hearditontheX
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is definitely plotting someone's demise

    Zophra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the cat wore it better.

    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how they are both bringing the same vibe

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    #9

    Old Roommate Punched A Hole In The Door. New Roommate Fixed It

    Old Roommate Punched A Hole In The Door. New Roommate Fixed It

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    Imogen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here comes Jonn- no. Here comes the bills.

    DarkGlassSphere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more calendars on the walls! 👌 (I'm not the one, who make holes in the walls)

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad it’s your old roommate. And hope you told the landlord so they can take the cost out of old roommates portion of the security deposit

    Yzabela Tam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do people just keep randomly punching holes in walls?

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No beer and no TV makes Johnny go something something....

    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for the security deposit. But it's brilliant!

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    In this day and age, it's possible to do a sort of background check on your roommate prior to agreeing to live together. But you can't trust social media blindly, Monique Bates, director of residential life at Longwood University in Virginia, told U.S. News.

    "[Don't] assume that how that person presents themselves to be on social media is who they actually are." She suggests meeting with the person a few times before deciding whether to be roommates.

    #10

    My Friends Roommates Never Do The Dishes And Were Drinking Her Alcohol. She Found A Solution

    My Friends Roommates Never Do The Dishes And Were Drinking Her Alcohol. She Found A Solution

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone saying she needs to go to AA or this is too much booze needs to stop and think. There are various types of booze here. Alcoholics tend to stick to one type of spirit. Also, what alcoholic would be addicted to Malibu all the time? They’d be sick of the coconut before the booze took effect. I’ve got various bottles at home of spirits, liqueurs, wines, milers galore, that’s because I like making cocktails at home. I’ve got bottles that I’ve had for well over a year. I just happen to have a decent bar set up in my lounge.

    Jan Bowyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because she has multiple bottles it doesn't mean she's a drunk. I keep multiple bottles at my house too. Some have been there for months

    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just keep it in her room then

    Aboredpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the people making comments about alcoholism... You would be astounded by the amount of alcohol types stored in my house that I use sparingly, maybe once a year. But when that craving for a whiskey sour or a fine vintage or a liqueur or... etc. hits you once in a blue moon, it's nice to actually have it around without having to make a whole excursion out of it. Most alcohol keeps for a looong time. I would never keep all of that around if I have a problem controlling myself, I don't have a death wish. Also the amount of alcohol drunk in a day by a severe alcoholic is quite dramatic to most people so they're likely to go for inexpensive, plain and in bulk. That is an expensive habit!

    Nika Strokappe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a dishwasher and still do not do the dishes...

    Sheila Cobb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll never look in there lol!!

    Dorothy Cloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they don't read "Bored Panda".

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    #11

    My Roommate Keeps Bringing Girls Over So I Made A Survey

    My Roommate Keeps Bringing Girls Over So I Made A Survey

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to upvote you but you currently have 69 upvotes and the grade school kid in me giggled and left it.

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    Kzincat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing too hard at this.

    Aqsa Azam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has Sheldon Cooper written all over it

    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love "not at all, slightly, somewhat". Genius. 😂

    Paul Scheermeijer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't read this and drink Milk at the same time

    Alan Jay Weiner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd make the ruler about 10% larger - hey! I thought I was... :)

    Blue Mar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think the author of form could find himself a partner for practice, not just theory and leave roommate happy with his life.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect just absolutely perfect

    Christi Blankenship
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED TO KNOW: DID ANYONE FILL IT OUT? AND WHAT WERE THE ANSWERS?! 😂

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    #12

    Told My Roommate She Could Be In Charge Of Picking The Shower Curtain

    Told My Roommate She Could Be In Charge Of Picking The Shower Curtain

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    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one? Hey, nothing beats a pirate giraffe on a shark - and, it's not a land shark, either.

    Boo-Urns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is "shame"? How? Why? Bored Panda, you're fukking terrible. Just terrible.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda titles are notoriously inappropriate

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Citi bank towel?!

    Vasana Phong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted a SpongeBob bathroom theme awhile back, but my husband said no☹️

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! #approvedbyme

    Renato Nogueira Mota
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posts like that one should come with the buying link

    I just work here
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the credit card towel bathmat...

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    Jana Valentine also noted that opting to live with friends might not be the best idea. "Sometimes your best friends don't make the best roommates. And sometimes a really good roommate is a great person to live with, but maybe you're not best friends outside of the living situation. And that's okay too."

    #13

    We Made A Snowman For Our Roommate

    We Made A Snowman For Our Roommate

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    SuperChicken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the first thing I see, when I wake-up, I would probably jump out of my skin.😂

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year when I was very young my cousins built an extra large snowman right up next to their house and carried the last piece upstairs inside so they could put the head on from the second floor window. ( American "second floor" usage, for any Brits wondering how they could have gotten it *that* high. )

    Renegade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned something new already this morning (us vs British floor.) Thank you!

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    Sel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the movie, not the book.

    Dawn Chan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To scare the soul outta him when he comes back at night? No offence, but...

    Pamela Christie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every move you make...Every breath you take...

    K_Tx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably need to get that left eye checked out. Looks like infection. 😆 🤣

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calvin would approve.

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    #14

    I Bought An Off-Brand Box Of Corn Flakes Cereal And My Smart-A*s Roommate Sticks This Picture He Drew On The Box

    I Bought An Off-Brand Box Of Corn Flakes Cereal And My Smart-A*s Roommate Sticks This Picture He Drew On The Box

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    Kzincat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t upvote enough. 🤣

    Sheldon Liberman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been off-brand Frosted Flakes.

    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The drawing is making mockery of Corn Flakes' mascot, Tony the Tiger. His catchphrase is "They're grrrrrrreat!"

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    Panda-MO-nious_Momma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ~"Suitable for everyday use." ~ if you enjoy corn-flavored cardboard as part of a balanced breakfast.

    H.L.Lewis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are probably made by the same company, just under a different name.

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    #15

    I Like To Surprise My Roommate

    I Like To Surprise My Roommate

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    John Haley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same expression the first time I got laid.

    Bonesko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for when you want to make eggs and commit mass murder at the same time

    LGBTQpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are staring you all down, making you think before you pick one for the frying pan!

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    Living with a roommate in college or university can be extra hard because it might be the other person's first time living on their own. Heather Mayone, LCAT, licensed clinical art therapist and director of NYC’s Tribeca Therapy, told SELF that different people come with different understandings of what it means to take care of a shared space.

    "It’s such an intense thing to go from, in the majority of cases, living under your parents’ roof to living with a friend or complete stranger on your own."

    #16

    I Got A Mannequin. My Roommates Are Going To Love It

    I Got A Mannequin. My Roommates Are Going To Love It

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    AtMostTheFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep telling yourself that.

    Katrina Nixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll wind up forgetting and scare the caca out of yourself instead.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mannequin, you say. Are you sure?

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all fun until it’s standing over your bed at 3 am when you get up to take a p**s.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    extra excitement for midnight snackery!

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    #17

    The Effect Of Tinder On Roommate Relations

    The Effect Of Tinder On Roommate Relations

    palegeo Report

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farming implements usually don't eat that much

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think so, either. In fact, it's been on a strict kind of soil-y diet. (Yes, showing myself out...)

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so Grindr dates can raid the fridge?

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A grinder date stole wallet and keys and a car from a dood in our complex.

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    Jake B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it was a different app?

    Dainty72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! The housemate is exactly the same lol it's always women that come off this way in peoples eyes. Men are studs NOT

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    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, quit s**t-shaming when you should be shaming yo roommate for not being a decent host.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling someone a hoe isn't s**t shamming. They're still the ones who decided to eat someone else's food.

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    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be good without the „hoe“ part.

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    #18

    My Roommates Dog Has No Sense Of Personal Space

    My Roommates Dog Has No Sense Of Personal Space

    Miss_Lame Report

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doggie's thinking "this window never changes" :)

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to sniff it's butt (it's the polite thing to do in canine society). Just a couple of sniffs will satisfy the obligation. The ears are back waiting for sniffing sounds.

    Cjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you sitting like that in the first place? Are you a gymnast of some sort? EDIT : I thought that black pillow was her leg wearing yoga pants

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your butt out of my face!!! Get your face out of my butt! BP leave it up

    ChaiT
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit close to home my doggo does this too lol 😆 🙃

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO dog has any sense of personal space!

    Jennifer Przadka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He smelled you a$$ already. It’s your turn now!

    Dawn Soehren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog is like my cat. Always the butt in the face bit. LOL

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    Establishing ground rules early is key. Experts highly suggest writing up a roommate contract. Kat Cohen, CEO and Founder of college guidance company IvyWise, told CNBC Make It that it doesn't need to be an official document. "Learn more about his or her living preferences, what chores and responsibilities you will share, and how he or she feels about visitors."

    #19

    Roommate Sets His Goals Pretty Low

    Roommate Sets His Goals Pretty Low

    Duquette_Roxx Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I'd have failed at the first line. Although I don't think I've ever lost a sock.

    Bry Falcis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being human is actually hard for some people... but then again that's relative.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phase 1: Underpants ... Phase 2: --- ... Phase 3: Profit

    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many days since you were last inhuman?

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy those laundry bags at walmart. My blood pressure went down 20 points and I am now off all medication!!

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such low goals and still doesn't succeed, perhaps lower them more?

    ammara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in this picture and I don't like it

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    #20

    People Kept Leaving Poop Stains In Our Dormhouse Toilets So My Roommate Took The Situation In His Own Hands

    People Kept Leaving Poop Stains In Our Dormhouse Toilets So My Roommate Took The Situation In His Own Hands

    JoltTeaOn Report

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet is not a crime scene. You are allowed to get rid of the evidence.

    Sel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talented and creative roommate

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Joey and Chandler's apartment.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative way to write less! Will try next time I get into trouble.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the same vein, a similar sign in every woman's stall: I will not pee on the seat...

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to do this in my old workplace

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    #21

    Felt Like My Roommate’s New Humidifier Needed Something…

    Felt Like My Roommate’s New Humidifier Needed Something…

    raktoe Report

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain, Mr. Humidifier.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have red, dry eyes..?

    Martha Wessell, MSW, a clinical therapist in the Ohio State University Housing & Residence Education department, claims that her institution highly advises students to draw up a roommate agreement.

    Topics to cover should include significant others, storing food, using each other's stuff, quiet hours. "This conversation is about trying to help each other think about mutual respect," Wessell told SELF.

    #22

    My Roommate Has A Way With Words

    My Roommate Has A Way With Words

    nutfastnick Report

    AtMostTheFabulist
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we could have guessed that without the P.S.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I wouldn't have guessed that, seriously. Sounds like something I would write sober

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone who's drunk, he sure was very coherent. I'm impressed.

    ifound_acoolfrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "my blood" reminds me of if a kid were to sneeze on a test and do the same in kindergarten

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you talking about? Is it a real test? I'm freaking out over blood sneeze tests in kindergarten!!! After the last pandemic you can never be sure what's to come

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, at least he left a note warning you not to step there.... some roommates wouldn't do even that much...

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fantasy thinking... glass usually goes EVERYWHERE

    Sel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really sweet.

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he left a warning and will replace items. THAT is a cool roomie! Acknowledgment and Ownership! Yea!

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's sober enough to apologize.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, who doesn't love ol John Cucumber?

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    #23

    Haven't Seen My Roommate In 5 Days. I Came Back To This On My Door Today

    Haven't Seen My Roommate In 5 Days. I Came Back To This On My Door Today

    notthegumdropbuttons Report

    Michael Northland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post it is upside down! He's definitely in trouble!

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Ben really still alive? Or, is something in there that's still alive? dun... dun... dun...

    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Granny Weatherwax...

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like when I was in HS and people would ask me how my sister was. I don't know, I haven't seen her in a week. But you live together. We don't have the same schedule. And we practically lived on different floors in the house anyways. When you don't like someone you try to avoid them at all cost.

    PandaKitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of the corner of my eye, I saw "8pm," not "ben" lol

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    #24

    When Roommates Disagree

    When Roommates Disagree

    Z5555517 Report

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shoud be "not changing (...) will cause brain damage"

    Brynlee Stanczak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and not to be mean at all but should is spelled wrong

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    Boris’ Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I get that sign...? asking for a friend...

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a need to “change” toilet paper ? How do you know when ?

    Abby Gayle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh- I think when you can see the cardboard roll lol

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    Vyxsin (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the impact that gets your joints not the brain!

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    The experts also say to keep realistic expectations. Many people imagine that their roommate will become their best friend. Kat Cohen told CNBC Make It that people should refrain from romanticizing the situation. "Instead of placing unrealistic expectations on the nature of this relationship, focus on fulfilling your responsibilities as a roommate by being considerate and conscientious."

    #25

    My Roommate Is Awesome

    My Roommate Is Awesome

    jigitz Report

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he screw the missing donut?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... is this an American Pie "get laid" or was more than one person involved?

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely when loud is good! Yummy good!!

    Nay Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So everyone wins 😂

    d
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I really just read that as "I got laRd so here is some donuts" and then wonder where they got a box? Yes, yes I did.

    Teresa Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that said "I got lard, here are some donuts." I was thinking never eat at that house.

    Abby Gayle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone keeps saying it says loud or lard, but I see laid like from a job or something. Is that what makes more sense? Or am I partially blind?

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see "laid". Either a first experience, or a rare one.

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    #26

    I Don't Know Where My Roommate Finds These Refrigerator Magnets

    I Don't Know Where My Roommate Finds These Refrigerator Magnets

    Dante_Padfoot Report

    Fynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all fun and games until pizzas start appearing on your roof

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it's awesome fun and games? I mean kinda awesome. It's Dominoes. But it's still pizza. Sorta.

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    Vyxsin (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, the rare and elusive great white refrigerator shark! Isn't she majestic?

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is at work at Domino's right now. I sent this to him and he replied "oh cool." I said "Do NOT try this at home!!"

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bastard stole it off a delivery car.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, buy two big googly eyes :D

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, this is too much! 🤣🤣🤣

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    #27

    My Roommates And I Play A Game Where We Hide A John Cena Action Figure Around The House. He Went Missing For A Week Until Today

    My Roommates And I Play A Game Where We Hide A John Cena Action Figure Around The House. He Went Missing For A Week Until Today

    SmoothWay Report

    alicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend did this to our house with a bag of 100 Army men. My favorite was many months later buried in the container of Fluff. 🤣 We still haven't found them all. This was over 15 years ago.

    Brynlee Stanczak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👋 (Waves his hand in front of his face)

    Fynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just see an empty pot?

    Data1001
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they put him in the decaf. Nobody drinks decaf.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have an outhouse or something? Why do you have a bucket of mulch?

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole week without anyone making coffee?!

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    Having an honest discussion about what's bothering you is also important. Don’t leave passive aggressive notes for your roommate. Katie Burns, academic advisor and college admissions counselor at IvyWise, a New York-based education consulting company, told U.S. News that letting anger fester can only escalate the conflict.

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    "When you're living in close quarters, it can be hard and tensions can be high. There's a lot of emotions that happen in college, but you can always work things out with good communication."

    #28

    I Was Born With Out An Ear. So For Christmas My Roommates Got Me This

    I Was Born With Out An Ear. So For Christmas My Roommates Got Me This

    Zenofsloth Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a starry night when they gave it to you?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick it to your shoulder, and leave a trail of fake blood down your neck.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... " Clowns to the left of me, Joker's to the right.... "

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you can have some REAL fun with this!

    Kakashisith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crookback Bog Crones returned your ear?

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    #29

    My Roommate Got A Food Saver. I Hate Him

    My Roommate Got A Food Saver. I Hate Him

    caffeinateintoxicate Report

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try pulling the plastic down from the top of the scissors so it pierces through (idk how to explain it very well but yeah)

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull the plastic down over the point of the scissors

    Boris’ Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seal your roommates bathtowel in one....

    catmom3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why, exactly, are the scissors shrink-wrapped?

    Stella D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s like that episode of NewsRadio when Jimmy shredded the instructions to the shredder…

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    #30

    I Moved Into My Girlfriend's Apartment Today And Her Roommate Baked Me A Cake

    I Moved Into My Girlfriend's Apartment Today And Her Roommate Baked Me A Cake

    largerthanlogic Report

    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on the bright side free cake 🎂😁

    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I'd risk eating a cake that comes with a warning.

    Annie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I certainly wouldn't eat that, who knows what they put in it 😳

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can accuse the roommate of being PASSIVE-aggressive.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that - just without the cake bit....

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    If nothing seems to work, the best decision is to move out. Ashleigh Edelstein, LMFT, writes that mental health and safety are worth far more than sticking it out with a terrible roommate. If you've signed the lease recently, ask your landlord whether subletting is an option.

    If moving isn't financially doable at the moment, look for apartments with $0 deposits. Put together a budget and a savings plan – perhaps it's not doable now, but it will be something to look forward to.

    #31

    My Roommate Says I Have No Taste In Art. Let's See What She Thinks Of This

    My Roommate Says I Have No Taste In Art. Let's See What She Thinks Of This

    candlejack303 Report

    John Haley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, she'll probably be more annoyed that it's not central. Cool picture

    David Hopkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have at least centered it over the fireplace.

    Knoxy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is that ceiling really low?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your roommate is right. Not a great likeness, and the subject was never that pensive in any episode or between them.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your roommate's opinion is *stunningly* confirmed.

    Boris Mohar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it is not centered gives it the extra dimension of annoyance

    Definitely a Human
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now all the cars will fall like a house of dominoes. Checkmate.

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    #32

    My Roommate

    My Roommate

    kpdunphy Report

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the tape stops sticking and his tablet comes crashing into his face.

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    AtMostTheFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern problems require modern solutions

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not at the right angle for that supine position

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious, wouldn't duct tape strip the paint off?

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes especially as it looks like it'll be there for a while

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    Stygtand
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future engineer

    Shaunn Munn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until flies start sticking to it.

    Melanie Wicinski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely an engineering student: over-designed and really ugly!

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a barracks or a prison dude.

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    #33

    I Was Worried I Wouldn't Get Along With My Roommate, But Then I Walked Into The Room And Saw This

    I Was Worried I Wouldn't Get Along With My Roommate, But Then I Walked Into The Room And Saw This

    Mister_Freeman Report

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, Snoop is your roommate?!

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't quite comprehend what's going on in that poster on the wall.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure a couple of striped shirts and a steam iron are enough to convince me, but you do you.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, how terrible! Can you request another room ?

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...he's checkin' out your closet, man. Plans on wearing your clothes without asking, and thinks giving you a few cans of Blast is going to fix everything. I'd start looking for a new roommate if I wuz you.

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    #34

    Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow

    Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow

    WhatChewieSmelled Report

    ifound_acoolfrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there is candy involved i see no problem :)

    Luke H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine they found out that tootsie rolls produce power this way

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is I think, I see... becomes a Tootsie roll to me.

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like a lot of pranks but this one is good.

    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One to play on my husband. I'm inspired.

    Triv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate Xbox controllers.

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, when the blood shed is over, at least there will be sugary treats!

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    #35

    So My Roommate Went Out Of Town

    So My Roommate Went Out Of Town

    my_nutz Report

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it´s the details: tin foil basecap on the table - +1 for effort

    Mojavedog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I hate seeing these types of pranks. Such a waste and it all goes into the landfill.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cost of aluminum foil is roomie's beer money for a month. Pranks shouldn't cost over $5...w/no landfill addition. It's the era of environmental farcical gags.

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    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember doing this stuff. It's awesome unless someone decides to wrap something with an electrical supply- bad idea.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They definitely wrapped the floor fan though

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    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Curses! Foiled again!"

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's master level!

    Errrm..wot?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be too cut, every prank has a silver lining.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every prank either makes recipient laff or ticks him off...sometimes the revenge is nasty & harmful.

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    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait to see what you do next. You are the boss.

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    #36

    My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

    My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

    green_spandex Report

    ifound_acoolfrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it hasn't touched the floor yet so its still good right

    InvisibleQuokka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly: That bike is awesome Secondly, why are the laces on that boot so long?

    Panda-MO-nious_Momma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally something I would do... and then forget.

    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Little Pony print on bike... interesting

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where? Cloud means it's My Little Pony?

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    #37

    Roommate Issues

    Roommate Issues

    thislittlelight Report

    Jeannie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not passive aggressive

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. It is straight to the point. Not saying it verbally does not make it passive.

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    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t want to have the embarrassing conversations with you though, i want the s****y behaviours on your behalf to stop! If they weren’t there in the first place, there would be nothing to raise up, it doesn’t need an awkward conversation if you have been notified what the f****n problem is

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not PA. Roommates who dislike notes shouldn't do things that require notes.

    Julian Gerretsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not in any way passive agressive, that's direct and straight to the point. Probably to an AH who won't do these things no matter how much you TALK to them, but wants to make it a "big thing" through verbal confrontation. Just clean up after yourself and stop using stuff that's not yours. It's really blimming easy.

    Susan Bell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not passive aggressive. Straight-forward messages.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulting. Cleans up after self and doesn’t use things belonging to others without permission. Oh, wait. I learned this sometime around age 3.

    George LaMonica
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms White note needs to both learn the definition of "passive aggressive" and basic manners

    Shaunn Munn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notes are not passive aggressive. They're communication, like texts.

    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The notes make it clear they don't like each other anyhow. And I can't believe this post is getting soooo many more responses than it deserves lol.

    Rachel Hamrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the roommate isn't approachable. I mean, if the roommate is a slob who doesn't ask to use someone else's stuff...

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    #38

    I Put Googly Eyes On My Roommate’s X-Ray

    I Put Googly Eyes On My Roommate’s X-Ray

    Guygan Report

    BarkingSpider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clippy, that's where you went!

    John Haley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It looks like you need a doctor's note. Would you like help?"

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It looks like you've broken your wrist..."

    Mad McQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's at a metal concert

    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Jr. Asparagus from Vegitales!

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha classic, I have similar metalware in my wrist

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That x-ray has its own eyes, on both heads

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cute...unless the X-ray shows inoperable cancer.

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    #39

    Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them (I Bought All Our Dishes And Silverware)

    Roommate Throws Away Dishes So He Won’t Have To Do Them (I Bought All Our Dishes And Silverware)

    bjarbeau Report

    alicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just start throwing away all his s**t too.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, make the roommate pay for everything he threw; THEN, throw the roommate, while Op's at it.

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    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd start keeping them in my room. Let him keep getting his own.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine what kind of a house he grew up in.

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably grew up a lot differently than he's acting. My ex displayed similar traits that in knowing his family, said traits din't come from them. More s came from being depressed, and not having valued stuff because he hadn't had to work for what he had use of.

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    Corbin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to give roomy the boot

    Lauora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grrrrrr! Lock them away

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide them in your room and buy a stack of paper plates, leave outside his room with a bow on.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserves no plates [remember guys get paid more~~women are still paid 20¢-an-hr less]. He deserves no bow. He's proven his worth~~he's worthless & deserves no kisses or anything that costs $. He's played you for a fool which you don't applaud w/a gift. Plastic cutlery not good for landfills.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through this at a job - people are ridiculous

    Liam Storer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to find a new roommate if possible.

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    #40

    My Roommate Left On A Cruise For A Week, Right Before All These Snowstorms. I Decided To Play A Little Prank On Him

    My Roommate Left On A Cruise For A Week, Right Before All These Snowstorms. I Decided To Play A Little Prank On Him

    leparr Report

    AtMostTheFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those hand rolled? Very well done.

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to smash through them

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth???? Are you this good at sand sculptures as well???

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience!! I hope he appreciated it.

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    #41

    My Roommate Thinks I Should Pay For Things I Had No Idea They Were Buying

    My Roommate Thinks I Should Pay For Things I Had No Idea They Were Buying

    Fml2023 Report

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not ok. Should have asked her first!

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering how many roomates there are. $36 each is a lot! How much junk did she buy? If that's 4 roomates then that's over $100 on decorations. When I was a student we would buy cheap fairy lights and make the rest out of coloured paper.

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I would not like to, but thanks anyway.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for her for setting boundaries and respectfully so!

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always ask first before volunteering someone else for debt.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like those people who invite you to a dinner at their home, then want you to pay for your meal.

    michele mbennett101044@yahoo.c
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, not "chipping in". It was put forth as a question/suggestion, right?

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry is on the wrong side of this conversation

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what are they going to do if she doesn't pay? Put a little note in front that says "not from x"?

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down voted on behalf of the lady, yes they should have asked first.

    Bry Falcis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emphasis on "IF". There's nothing wrong with the both of them.

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    #42

    Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?

    Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?

    Lewgold Report

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its memorial service will be held on Saturday.

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    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice- he made you brownies.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought when I saw the picture, before reading the note.

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just scrape off the burnt parts

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky it didn’t involve the fire department. Yikes!!

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrape off the burnt part, should be fine.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some might call that " crispy.... "

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza from the Pompeii Pizza Palace! "Done to a Turn!"

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    #43

    My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

    My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

    couramment Report

    Papa Het
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this allowed on bp but the word c**p is always censored 💀

    Cougar Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censor bots are not very intelligently programmed.

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    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to "enjoy his gentle hand" and noticed the 's' is upside down. It's not the only one. OCD...

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see they are both cunning linguists...

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a great poem, but you've gotta love a happy ending.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm... BP has missed a chance at more censoring...

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teenage sons friends used to do this with my word magnets.

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    #44

    My Roommates Potatoes…

    My Roommates Potatoes…

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    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that is actually the roommate's science project.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take sprouting over rotting any day, we had one go bad this summer 🤢

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very sacred ritual - he/she is summoning the potato deity

    Vyxsin (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clip the eyes off soak em for an hour and they'll firm back up.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but potatoes are a******s

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave them longer and they will start to cave in on themselves. I only know this because I always manage to forget things like this before leaving town for a week or more.

    Joshua
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were candles at first

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like candles. Make a table centerpiece.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, I thought they were candles, haha.

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    #45

    Roommate Is Coming Home Any Second Now

    Roommate Is Coming Home Any Second Now

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    KimB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As this is why I can't have roommates because I'd murder someone lol

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one just seems like a D move and a big waste of cups.

    ILoveMySon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would laugh so hard if someone did this to me. 🤣

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this happened at a time when I just wanted to get to bed, I would go sleep in my roommate's bed and let them deal with this. In the living room I might find this funny, but definitely not in my bedroom.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if roomie's sheets are dirty? Or he lets cats/dogs/hamsters sleep in his bed or on his comforter? And dried-up drool is on pillowcase(s)? And her/his mattress houses more mites than yours? Bedding is private~~keep yours...u know if it's been laundered in the past decade. Take a jumbo step to eyes of smiley face, then perhaps do a long leap into bed? Bend down over mattress & remove cups so you've feet room. Make roomie remove the rest [or make an aisle to get out removing 2-to-3 cups per row]. Yikes, roommate's creative, a $-&-time-waster but he needs to think his irritating feats thru...what's the point of cups on windowsill? TV's too close to body which gets radiation emitted onto it every time a prg is watched. Can u move head to left wall or is that width of room? If so, move.

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    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has to be an interesting story behind this.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never be that annoying. I'd be screaming at them to clear it up.

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    #46

    I Am Done Asking My Roommate What His Deal Is

    I Am Done Asking My Roommate What His Deal Is

    tmishkoor Report

    Skid Marks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Who likes the Cincinnati Bengals? That's just weird.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implying the Reds are any better. #SelltheteamBob

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    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a drunk house mate arrive at home with a trolly full of porno mags. Like 100 or 200 copies of the same magazine. And no idea where he got either (I mean, the trolly was easy, it had the shops name on it, but the porn?)

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porn also obviously stolen. Shops paint their names onto trolleys~~but some thieves just don't give a hoot. Is hse-mate related to Trump who has no accountability for anything?

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always assumed those had alarms or something for when they are stolen

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of them around here have a wheel with sensor in it that locks up if it goes too far outside the area of the parking lot.

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    Sheila Cobb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get everything except the shopping cart. Are they planning on going homeless??

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! The Bengals, Reds, and UC bearcats! Only thing missing is FC Cincinnati!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preparing for living under an overpass.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That individual has issues

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    #47

    Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning

    Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning

    reddit.com Report

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suprised it's not surrounded by a pool of blood

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a waste of a good knife.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! They never got to eat their dog food.

    Michael D Bresnahan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be sawing off fingers if they used my bread knife for that.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be angry if someone did that with one of my kitchen knives. Rocks and those hard kitchen counters don't pair well either.

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damaging of a perfectly fine bread knife and a rock.

    Boo-Urns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone gets so drunk that they would even think of this, much less try to do it, they have a serious problem and need to seek professional help.

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    #48

    Someone Ate My Roommates Pringle’s

    Someone Ate My Roommates Pringle’s

    PLUSsignenergy Report

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't we have this flavor in Germany? Unacceptable.

    Ana Estele Ramirez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey im mad america doesnt have ketchup flavor like canada

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    Sheila Cobb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, those things are nasty anyway!

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, it was the roommate that owned them and housed them while drunk.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be worse to write "you are out of " there.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when is the Cheddar and sour cream flavor in a blue can? I thought blue was for salt and vinegar flavor?

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry I don't like them

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's plural, you don't need an apostrophe for f sake!

    #49

    An Actual Text Conversation Between My Roommate And Me After She Woke Me Up At 4am

    An Actual Text Conversation Between My Roommate And Me After She Woke Me Up At 4am

    Hour-Function-7435 Report

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon to be ex-roommate I hope.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the point of screaming while people are sleeping? You wake people up, you're going to get pushback. That's the point of the text.

    alicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more of an "in case you were considering continuing that...f**king DON'T".

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could always return the favor and yell when she least expects it . . . say . . . when she's on the phone . . .

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does every1 everywhere always "resolve" their beefs with revenge? Or is it just Americans. Ever hear or talking? Quiet should be the 1st ? when interviewing a roomie? Never SETTLE for a roomie 'cuz u need rent $~~u'll regret it forever.

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    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? You're screaming at 4 am and wonder why someone is not happy about it??

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    #50

    My Roommate Bites Her Butter Then Drops It On The Pan When She Cooks

    My Roommate Bites Her Butter Then Drops It On The Pan When She Cooks

    reddit.com Report

    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she not have functioning hands? This is so weird, like WEIRD weird.

    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she prefers not to get buttery hands

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    Mab
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great technique if it’s your private butter and your cooking for 1

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's only cooking for herself, who cares?

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's gotta roomie who has to see this sickening butter for as long as it lasts [mos?] Worse, the germs from her mouth travel from wrapper into roommates' food? Unacceptable. Cleanliness is the 1st Commandment of allowing roomies into yr apt/hse.

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    alicia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kinds of weird things I'm afraid my daughter will develop and I won't be there to be like "OMG buddy don't do that, it's f**king weird!" 🤣

    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Lord, look at those bite marks! Is she a rabbit?

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keyword 'her', not 'the'.

    Maggz Bennett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing to stop others stealing her butter and food.

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what? She bites and then spits it into the pan? Like. Who has a clean pan in a dorm room these days

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