“Currently Eating A Yogurt Called Debbie”: 80 Funny Work Tweets To Make You Spit Your Morning Coffee
We spend a huge portion of our days at work, grinding away to put food on the table. One would think we’ve gotten used to the stress that comes with it. But despite how good we are at whatever it is we do, sometimes the tiniest thing can trip us up and send us into utter panic.
We overthink a simple three-word email for more than 45 minutes. We wonder if that smile the boss just gave us is genuinely friendly or “you’ll be fired soon”. Don’t even talk about those meeting invites that have no clear agenda.
While work anxiety is no laughing matter, sometimes the best way to deal with it is with a big dose of humor. Bored Panda has put together a list of some of the funniest tweets for you to scroll through when you should be tackling that super important task. May they serve as a reminder that even when Jane in the corner cubicle looks like she’s holding it together, there’s a good chance she’s silently losing it, along with the rest of us and you, too.
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This tends to be a managerial tradition, be the environment corporate or private. (Also, 2 hour meetings with other non-producers starting 2 hours before the end of the work day.)
I stopped following the news in 2020. Would highly recommend. It's cozy under my rock.
My work printer takes it a step further - it pouts. Aka won't print out the next thing I tell it to. I have to restart it several times
Where do we see ourselves in five years? Not f*****g working I hope!
The company is badgering me to take two weeks off consecutively, because "it's the law" 🙄 I don't wanna!!! Being away for long makes me anxious of what I will return to. I prefer taking half weeks off towards the end of the year. This way you can stay on top of everything and still enjoy a looong weekend.
Yes. Because you stayed at work until 9:30pm getting your "daily" work done.
I don't request time off. I send an email stating that I will be on vacation from [beep] to [boop] returning on [blorp]. Then I put it on the shared calendar. I give as much advance notice as is reasonable.
Probably not Organ Farmer or Mars For The Rich by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Also, Highway to Hell by AC/DC
A part of my coworker's job is to follow the brand's social media and scout for possible clients/partners. You bet I pretended to do that part of her job when she was on vacation and I had down time
