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It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are 50 That Might Crack You Up
With all of its ups and downs, twists and loop-de-loops, raising kids is one of the most fun challenges that you’ll ever face in life. (Well, that and getting your cat to let it pet you when you want to.) But let’s get real here—being responsible for another tiny human being, let alone several, can be utterly exhausting.
The good news is that no matter how grim things might seem, no parent is truly alone. If you ever need to share your troubles, ask for a bit of support, and have a good laugh, social media can really help you out. Our team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest parenting tweets from March to share with you. They are beyond relatable! Check them out below and remember to upvote your fave ones while you’re scrolling.
Bored Panda reached out to parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, from Walking Outside in Slippers, who kindly shared some advice on what can help parents avoid feeling overwhelmed, gave some tips on meal ideas for the kids, and shed some light on how to stand out on Twitter among all the other great parents. Read on for our full interview with her.
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Flying Bacon 3 years ago
Nephews, and nieces always act better than your kids, and cousins are always SO nice - unlike your siblings.
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BLONDTROBL 3 years ago
I love Bluey. Watched it with my sister's grands. I'd LOVE some of my own! Added bonus, I could spoil them rotten and get back at my kids.
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Nice Beast Ludo 3 years ago
This reminds me of yesterday and the creepiest creeper EVER ... I walked in liquor store to buy soda. Sat in car and watched a cute couple walk out and then the liquor store owner slip out the closing door so creepily and quietly no one noticed him following under a foot behind... then he just watched the girls a*s walk away like it was the only thing in the world and slipped back into the liquor store when they were out of sight. The whole time I'm going "Ew ew ew EW EW EW!" Then my 10 year old daughter pops up behind me and goes "mommy he did that to you too."
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
I do the same thing, but I don't need to go to a museum. I just open the door and see the neighbours kids.
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BLONDTROBL 3 years ago
My daughter was a little jealous of her new baby brother, so to get my attention, she'd become a contortionist, twist her body around and say: look at me mom. Look what I can do! Wow! You'll do great in the circus.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
Beautiful song. When my two sons were very young, instead of reading stories at bedtime, I would sing songs to them and play the guitar. They are both top graded guitarists today and credit me for it.. Children do follow by example. I'm so proud of them.
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RafCo (he/him/ele) 3 years ago
OH YES!!! Me talking to 8 year old: Honey, I saw you throw that wrapper behind the couch cushion. Pick it up and put it in the trash. 8yo: DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE! Me: obviously, now put it in the trash
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BLONDTROBL 3 years ago
What my son said: haircuts hurt mommy. What I said: no they don't, buddy. I look at my son's ear and realized I nipped it, and it's bleeding. After crying profusely, I promised to never cut his hair again. His Barber is great 👍
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BLONDTROBL 3 years ago
My then 4 year old announced that when he grew up he was going to be a paleontologist and comedian. Me: those dinosaur guys are so funny.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
It's ok on Paddy's day, no better day. All Americans have Irish ancestory - at least that's what they say when I meet them over here. Get a big green clover leaf and a Claddagh symbol underneath. Google Cladagh - My wife and I got them as wedding rings. Different, but beautiful.
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Becca Kuehn 3 years ago
Love that the Mom says this to her daughter and the young girl's self esteem! I wish all parents would tell their children positive messages like this on a regular basis.
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Kindlovinghumble 3 years ago
I REALLY feel this. Every night my daughter has so much homework from all of her AP classes. Thank the Lord for google, Mathway and Brainly
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Benita Valdez 3 years ago
Never assume anything about food when it comes to kids, especially toddlers. Love my nephew but man is that kid picky and particular about food.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
When I was a teenager I went bowling with two guys and my sister. Sister and I lost miserably, and afterwards I said "that was great fun, let's do it again!" and the two guys stared at me like I was insane and one said "but you LOST". He couldn't seem to grasp the fact that I was okay with losing.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
If you have more than one toddler at the same time, success is when you leave home not forgetting to put your own shoes on.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
I limited their sugar intake as well, but with each year, (no - week) my Redbull and coffee intake quadrupled.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
Oh the pleasure of youth. During an 8 hour sleep, (if I'm lucky), I visit the toilet to pee at least half a dozen times.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 3 years ago
It's a taste/texture thing. I too prefer the circles of processed meat. More salt lol
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
So true ! Been there. Now they just come and go but clear the fridge before they go.
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Lynn Morello 3 years ago
Until the I-Pad goes into the dishwasher and the Mobile phone into the bathtub.
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BLONDTROBL 3 years ago
My twin nephew's announced to their mom that they fooled her all summer, and just got wet in the shower.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
Sorry - teens are not fun. You love them to bits, but they are not fun.
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Immortal Jellyfish 3 years ago
Single person without kids: I did neither because I can't afford trips on one income but my stove will last 400 years.
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Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
My daughter is 9 now, and what started out as “chicken nugget” has evolved over the years to include “baby chicken,” “nugget,” “nuggy” and—mostly all the time now—“nugg.” Lol
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
Isn't 'Did I wake you?' the most stupid question to ask a woken person !
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Gardener of Weeden 3 years ago
Son: Your gym is focused on old people... Me: no it's not, the music is great..... oh c**p.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
When they were younger, to make life easier for my wife and me, my sons only fought with each other twice a week. Tuesday till Thursday and Saturday till Monday.
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Bored Trash Panda 3 years ago
That's why i let my kid sleep in if i wake up before him. It's so nice to drink my first cup of coffee without having to have a 10 minute conversation about dinosaurs first.
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Seamus Crumley 3 years ago
Oh yes therapist, I do - It comes in pint glasses and is called Guinness.
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Gwen LeMay 3 years ago
Ummmm I am so flippin old, I started babysitting when I was 9 made 50 cents for an overnight with a 3 week old baby, thought I was going to grow up and be wealthy. Haha ya no!
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Natty Tempest 3 years ago
"sorry boss. I don't want to work to get money..." life hack: after the weight of financial suicide this causes, your back and knees will be so damaged you can get disability payments!
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Queenie G 3 years ago
On a trip with my 5 year old sons and my mom (nana) To keep the boys occupied, Nana tells the boys to look for kangaroos. I tell her not to do that, the boys know that kangaroos are not indigenous to Montana. Laughing she says the boys don't even know what indigenous means and then proceeds to ask them. One of the boys answered, "That means there ain't no kangaroos around here."
Queenie G 3 years ago
On a trip with my 5 year old sons and my mom (nana) To keep the boys occupied, Nana tells the boys to look for kangaroos. I tell her not to do that, the boys know that kangaroos are not indigenous to Montana. Laughing she says the boys don't even know what indigenous means and then proceeds to ask them. One of the boys answered, "That means there ain't no kangaroos around here."
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