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Moms and dads are superheroes. That doesn’t mean they’re incapable of burning a grilled cheese, crying or accidentally letting their kids go to school wearing their clothes inside out. That just means that no matter how challenging it is to balance everything, they somehow do. And what’s even more incredible is that many of them manage to maintain a great sense of humor along the way too.

If you’re a parent who feels guilty about not waking up at the crack of dawn every day to prepare pancakes, bacon and eggs for your little ones, first of all, don’t. And second of all, you’re not alone! We’re back with a new edition of the most hilarious parenting tweets of the month down below. So enjoy scrolling through while you hide in the bathroom from your toddler, and keep reading to find a conversation with CJ Kelsey, aka That Mom Tho!

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ELIZABETH A HIGBIE
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank God I am not the only person on earth that thinks this exact thought EVERYTIME!

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    Ruth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes - I remember when my toddler daughter made a discovery worthy of sharing with everyone else in the ladies room at Target. “Mommy - you have hair on your front bottom”, she said in her precious loud and sharp voice. I did enjoy the giggles from the ladies in other stalls.

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    No one has ever said being a parent is easy. Essentially all of your free time (and disposable income) is now dedicated to taking care of your little ones, and there’s no compensation or appreciation involved. Being a mom or dad never stops being challenging, no matter how much people want to tell you “it gets better after the terrible twos!” It’s messy and exciting and exhausting and rewarding. It’s all worth it to have a mini-me who loves you more than anything in the world and who you get to watch grow into an amazing person that you’re proud of.

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    But one essential trait parents need to ensure they can get through the day without ripping out their hair or dying from embarrassment is a great sense of humor. You can’t sweat the small stuff, and you have to be able to admit that you’re never going to be perfect. (Anyone who says they are is lying!) And it’s much better to laugh through the pain and exhaustion than to try to keep it all together. A great parent is just someone who’s doing their best.

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    To learn more about what it’s like to be a fabulous parent who’s open online about the joys and struggles of having kids, we reached out to CJ Kelsey, also known as That Mom Tho on Twitter and Instagram. CJ is a mom of two who works in the healthcare industry and has been able to grow a following online through sharing her hilarious experiences. She was also kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda about the importance of being able to laugh as a parent. 

    “A sense of humor definitely helps because parenting can be hilarious!” CJ shared. “Children are naturally honest and curious– these two traits combined lead to a great deal of funny situations.”

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some 11 year olds are very capable of babysitting.... some 16 year olds need a baby sitter.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started babysitting at age 11 and honestly they are more trust worthy and much better with kids than the teenagers. It's fine for day time I think

    DBear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. It tastes better when you earned it.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 11 year old says otherwise. I'm trusting her.

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    Cosine881
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never let an 11 year old babysit 😬

    Swinger Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, if the 13 yr old is a good "babysitter" he gets $10. If the 8 yr old is a good "babysittee" he gets $5.

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's brilliant! I bet it really helps keep the arguments and animosity to a minimum, especially if it's a sibling situation.

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    Wendy C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeez, I could barely convince my parents to let me stay home alone for an hour at 11 years old, never mind babysit!!

    Mr Jumbarrawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA reminds me of the childhood song .. I think it goes like this .. I knew an old lady who brought a farm, to buy a cow, to milk the cow, to make the cream who lived through a winter ... I think that old lady would rather swallow a fly.. ???

    BM Khalid Hasan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who babysits an 11-year-old then? I need clear answer.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11 year Olds don't really need babysitters unless extremely immature and can't be trusted to be alone... it's a c**p shoot really

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    Nancy Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eleven year old babysits her 6 yo sister occasionally. Never for longer than like an hour or so and it's always her choice if she wants to do it or not, unless it's genuinely super important and I have no other option, which has only ever happened like once. I don't want her to feel resentful towards me or her sister or for her to feel like she's being used as slave labor. Both my kids are extremely smart and self sufficient, for their ages, and my 11yo gets mistaken for a teenager on a regular basis, based on both her looks and her personality. So I guess my point is, some kids can be trusted to handle that responsibility at a young age, it would just need to be determined on a case by case basis.

    Anabanana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a cultural thing but as a Brazilian I'd never 1: let my 11yo babysit 2: let an 11 yo babysit my baby I know latinos are overprotective and we barely trust grandparents to babysit, but, for real, so many things can go wrong

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She got an early taste of adulthood…

    Cecilie Hammershøy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait to you have to pay for your own toilet paper; It's literally flushing money out in the toilet.

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    We were also curious about how CJ got started sharing hilarious parenting stories and experiences online. “I started my Twitter account as a place to make jokes anonymously and never expected it to lead to anything,” the mom shared. Today, however, she has over 47k followers on Twitter, nearly 18k on Instagram, and 13k followers on Facebook

    And as far as what she loves most about her online presence, CJ says, “My favorite response to anything I write is when someone tells me they thought they were alone in their experience and happy to read I am going through the same thing.”

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love cold, hard tile floor too though. It is usually so hot where I live, so I love to take a nap on the floor which is colder.

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    CJ also shared some wise words for all the parents out there who might be worried about trying to be perfect. “I wanted to be the perfect parent when expecting my first and quickly discovered there’s no such thing,” she told Bored Panda. “My advice is to be kinder to yourself. Understand that it is a constant learning experience and that children mostly just want to know they are loved.”

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    deloisivete Report

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister likes to joke that her kids (she does not want any) would be call Leo and Tara, but their legal names would be Liopleurodon and Pterodactyl.

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    Chhapiness Report

    the two youtz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny. I still bring up when my water broke and my husband kept running up and down the hallway looking for his watch. Asking me if I've seen his watch. As I say on the toilet.

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    “Being a mom has changed my perspective on life and the world for the better,” CJ shared. “My curiosity for the future lies in how I will parent a daughter who appears to be developing the same attitude I had. I would gladly accept a handbook for the teenage years!”

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    MediocreMamaa Report

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh see, the harmonica police said it's illegal for me to drive with such beautifully distracting music playing....

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    We all know there’s no such thing as a perfect anything, let alone a perfect parent. But that doesn’t stop countless mommy bloggers and family vloggers from trying to portray their lives as effortless and flawless. 6 out of 10 parents say they feel pressure from social media to be perfect moms and dads, and 40% of moms admit they compare themselves to the curated lives of parents they see online.

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    We teach our children how harmful social media is and that comparison is the thief of joy, but why is it so hard to practice what we preach? Part of the reason we love sharing these “parenting tweets of the month” articles (aside from the fact that they’re hilarious) is because we want to remind you panda parents that you’re not alone! Doing your best is enough.      

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    HenpeckedHal Report

    Frank Newton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or to those with grown kids half a continent away.🎆

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    Praea Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ride it out and eat more cake - the weight gain will be expected

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    oneawkwardmom Report

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    When it comes to some of the “mistakes” every parent makes, Steven John at Insider says there are 30 extremely common ones that no mom or dad will be able to avoid. (And that’s okay!) These include letting our kids fall or get hurt, packing our children’s schedules too full, giving our little ones too many choices to make, forgetting important items when going to school or soccer practice, praising them too much, and trying to talk above them. “Kids catch onto more than you think, despite the diction enabled by your sagacity, and can end up hearing things little ears shouldn't,” John writes.  

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    deloisivete Report

    Soph the Loaf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potential for their dad jokes when they grow up is high 😬

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    No matter how many “mistakes” we make with our little ones, we shouldn’t beat ourselves up. As long as they know that they’re safe, loved, taken care of and able to express themselves, you’re doing an amazing job. And if you need to vent or share some hilarious stories online, feel free to hop onto Twitter. You’ll quickly realize that you’re not alone, and you’re a great parent. Plus, we’d love to have a laugh at your experiences and feature them in next month’s edition of this list!

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    oneawkwardmom Report

    Sadie Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its funny how the more kids you have you realize your oldest might be a little bit psycho and it might be your fault.

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my child is babbling to me and I say “alright *babbles back*” and she screams out happily “OK! :D” and runs off…What? What did I just agree to?? Wife help me! “You’re on your own love”… WHAT DID I JUST AGREE TO

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    copymama Report

    DBear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call omelets "omelopes" because that's what me 4-year-old niece called them.

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    If you’re an exhausted parent who can’t wait for your children to be back in school full time in a few weeks, you don’t need to feel bad about that. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and you’ll finally be able to keep your kitchen clean for more than three hours when your kids aren’t eating three meals a day plus snacks in there. Keep upvoting the tweets that hit home for you or make you chuckle, and let us know in the comments if you’ve recently had any hilarious parenting experiences. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last parenting tweets of the month post, you can find it right here!  

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    jordanbseltzer Report

    Dominika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes in the mornings my 3 years old tells me how is he talking with my dad- his granda. My dad died 14 years ago...

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    simoncholland Report

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    copymama Report

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be confusing for some. Does it cause pain or relieve it? You know what...surprise me.

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    laurawritesit Report

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the health of her grandparents and/or great-grandparents, I can see why a 5 year old might think that.

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    itssherifield Report

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Tetris. Then do karate kicks on the front porch to reinforce dominance.

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    KatieDeal99 Report

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

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    clhubes Report

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was such a cool story line. I should go watch Buffy again.

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    daddygofish Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today is sadly our last full day of our holiday. To fly here we had to get up at 2.15am as our flight was at 6.40am. My son still asks this: “What time did I wake up at on Monday? Did I wake up at 2.15? Daddy, say yes you did”

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    simoncholland Report

    Bernardas Lekavicius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also regret turning down cupcakes collapsing under the weight of mounded fudge frosting, hot dogs, fast-melting melting ice cream (Such a waste!) and the birthday cake itself, plus homemade caramel coconut pecan squares.

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    itssherifield Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand this.. Do people not like buns or something?

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    milifeasdad Report

    #42

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    missmulrooney Report

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    #43

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    copymama Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter wanted a bearded dragon and I said absolutely not you don't know the first thing about bearded dragon care. So the next day this 12-year-old whips up a 15-slide presentation on Bearded Dragons and their care and why she would be an excellent BD owner. We now have a BD she named "Fluffy."

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    #44

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    MChalasani Report

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you teach a toddler to make hot coffee? I have a business idea...

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    Chhapiness Report

    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I'm not on any kind of social media whatsoever (this doesn't count)

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    itssherifield Report

    Kiwi Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son said his favorite part of New Zealand was McDonald’s

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    Komaniecki_R Report

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Music inclined pandas, I have no idea what’s going on 🫠

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    MegStEspirit Report

    Sunshine Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they don't have a tablet too young :) My kids are 2yo, 4 yo and 6yo at the moment, they start playing with toys/lego/trains in their room when they wake up. Sometimes we wake up 1-2 hours after them.

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is it ever NOT a great time for little mermaid karaoke?

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    #51

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    AnAppleHat Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house used to be spotless. Now, screw it I’ll only clean up trash and food particles. Toys and clothes can litter the house..

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    #52

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    dadmann_walking Report

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son (father of three) has erected a cardboard divider between the two twin's seats. Worked a treat for a year, but now they want a window cut in it.

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    deloisivete Report

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I miss the road trips when I was younger. My sis and I had it made! All the back seats were taken out of the SUV, we had cigarette port to Tv inverter thing so we had a tv and Nintendo set up in the back. We played Nintendo for hours and hours until our destination. Not safe in any way lmao

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    oneawkwardmom Report

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the kids don't completely chew the remote into tiny pieces like a dog I was hired to check in on a few times a day once did. (Thankfully he didn't swallow any and the batteries were in tact).

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    oneawkwardmom Report

    alittlelights
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they'll complain about leftovers but will eat a year-old chicken nugget they found under the car seat

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    mommajessiec Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delegation is one of the important parts of a good leader/parent! At work I often mention either the child's parent or the principal when the kids don't listen to something I've told them not to do.

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    not_thenanny Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that wouldn’t really work, when my sister wants to wear something like 5 minutes later she’ll start crying saying she actually wanted to wear the other thing

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    mom_tho Report

    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel Tiger who? Sorry that's prob really dumb

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    ElyKreimendahl Report

    Jack Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched Barbie! It was great! I totally recommend it.

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    deloisivete Report