80 Funny Memes For Those Who Were Hit With Adulting A Little Too Hard

I'm being tested everyday 😩

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It's not always about looks 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's 3:30 in the morning and I can confirm this statement

It's actually a very satisfying thing to do. Then you can come back later to decide if you really need it.

Yes, please. Even vague hints would be helpful, cause I got nothin'.

"I can, but I won't."

Women who consider themselves ugly... aren't. Generally speaking.

I'm 40. I still want to be a spy and an astronaut🤞

I hate when that happens.

I've known my best friend for 20 years but we don't live close to each other. We visit each other over a weekend every few months or so. When we first started doing this we were going out to clubs at all hours of the night but now, we'll have a nice day out somewhere and then go home for a quick nap before having our dinner.

Thanks for the excellent idea!

Just be glad they don't give you woodpecker vibes.

Actually, where I work, they do offer mental health days. So there's that

I've done that a couple times!

Hallelujah

You know you're actually old when the phrase the youth is wasted on the young finally makes sense.

Food is forever

"Do I know you? I don't think I do. Good day, sir. I said, good day, sir!"

My husband has "fallen" a few times. I know I'm a s****y person but it's a s****y job and I didn't get to finish the show I was watching!

The horrors persist, but so do I. It's like a gauntlet of ignorance & myopia out there.

Funny because I don't think my brain solidified until I was about 32 or 33, I definitely changed from 25 to then.

After 30 I feel like making friends is more like courting.

My neighbors suck. I don't dare to enjoy the quiet. It is only a matter of time until someone remembers they're an inconsiderate p***k and hasn't been a nuisance for five minutes. So, white noise at all times it is.

Phantom Phoenix

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Gen X, I presume

That explains the pain in my chest

If you're driving a behemoth like that, you obviously don't care how much the fuel costs.

Why don’t you ask the serial killer in the mirror?

"Thanks. I have a lot of childhood trauma and spend my entire life masking anxiety and depression."

Mr Auntriarch used to realise before I did. You know the meme with the snarling chihuahua and the smiling one....

This list has poor details. I'd suggest the following: 1. I have not yet financially recovered from last week's coffee at a coffee shop. 2. My place is cheaper than my car. 3. I don't own a car. 4. My last tourist trip was when I overslept my bus stop...

kinda looks more like sprouted potatoes to me

In the UK it IS illegal unless there's a public one really close.

I need someone who can tell when my deadpan snark is a joke and when to call me out for just being a s**t.

♫ Eating breadsticks, it's fantastic ♫

My boss is a wonderful person who asked me to come into their office last week and immediately followed that up with 'You're not in trouble'

I try not to be, but yeah, I totally eat his fries while he's driving.

Soon you'll reach the age where you genuinely forget your age and have to work it out from your year of birth.

Me today.

Or between a truck and a jersey barrier. I hate highway driving.

I'm a man and I do love a really hot shower.

At least he was honest.

For me, "friends with benefits" is when the friend is willing to read stuff I write

If everything is urgent, nothing is urgent

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It is.

Ugh, reminds me of the Puttermans from those old Duracell commercials.

I have Access to an Outlook on life that gives me an Edge.

I read this as Karen's voice in my head.

Thank god for muscle memory...

And yet the rich get richer.

Let me circle back to that....

Sadly, appetizers cost the same as entrees nowadays

Eat 4 more mini donuts and drink a Red Bull

Oh, this hits very close to home! I'm a serial plant killer because I cannot remember to water the poor things. I no longer have plants because it hardly seems fair to bring them home just to k**l them!

And some d**d-eyed grifter is pranking people on YouTube and making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month...

I'm terribly busy. Send some bullet points, if you absolutely have to.

No, this is smashing.

If it's a cup of cream and sugar with coffee strictly for the caffeine content, it calorically counts as a meal

Where is doge

"So why are you single?" ~~ "Can you not see this face that I have? No one gonna date that."

Reader, I married him.