77 Painfully Accurate Memes For Anyone Who Thought Growing Up Would Be More Fun Than It Actually Is

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Sigh! This should read: "Confucius say..."

Clean as you go. Makes cooking so much nicer

I so feel this

Age 47: make up an excuse so you don’t have to go to the party

Yup

Wait! You put your laundry away?! What is this magic?!

Ew boys. I'm a grown up. Weird.

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And knee

Bartlet for world domination

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This is the key to happiness.

That's why the service challenges on Masterchef are so valuable. Getting 90 minutes to make a plate of food for the judges is drastically different to preparing dozens of identical plates of food that all have to be served in quick succession!

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Well, now, let's not get carried away here. Quitting a job, well, okay. But putting ALL the laundry away. That might be a bridge too far.

Someone turn off that light on the lower right!

This working bullshìt is bullshìt. There’s gotta be a better way. Unfortunately, I didn’t marry a rich man and playing the lottery has also failed me. Sigh

Another reason why I don’t like parties. You did not help pay for this. You do not get to enjoy it

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Vivid and accurate

Laundry isn’t there for you. It’s always judging and finding you lacking

Nah. There have been times when I’ve eaten dessert for breakfast and I’m not the least bit sorry. Because I’m a grown àss adult and I can do that

I had that, then I threw them all away and bought one size 20 times.

Ah, here's one from this year.

Ankylosaurus.

And then arguing with yourself because you have to cook said food and takeout is so much easier but your bank account weighs in

Dusting. Do it once, keep dusting 😄

Less hard of a decision if you have young children.

Only back, you must be young. I never know which part of my body the next stab of pain will be coming from.

I try not to do 2 sentences in a row. Sometimes I feel like I'm coming off rude in the non-exclamation point sentence, though!

We’re heading into the dark season. No guarantees

Those critters are expensive!

You’re sitting for this?! My morning routine includes cursing at my alarm, hitting snooze at least twice, and laying in bed regretting my life choices

They do this on purpose. Because the more time you spend looking for stuff you need, the more likely you are to add random stuff to your cart. I spent 12 years working in a grocery store

I think it's *forgetting* to drink water and calm down for 5-6 months, then remembering every hour for 3 hours, then another 5 months...

I have called that o’fùck thirty for many years now. I refuse to get up at that hour anymore. Been there, done that. Never again

I don’t need stupid amounts of money. I just need enough money to afford a bottle of wine or takeout, or both, as and when I feel like it

It’s 5 oclock somewhere is my theme song. RIP Jimmy Buffet

Potentially reaching this point tomorrow morning. Not so much how much is this going to cost, as it’s only mid October, it’s too early to turn the furnace on

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Oy 😭

You have just discovered the 4,000 year old concept of the sabbath.

Grab the tablet and doomscrolling until the laptop decides to stop being stupid

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I remember when I seriously thought I was going to "keep up" with posting pictures of my pets to Instagram. I don't think I've posted anything for months now XD

I have reached the point that I will regularly schedule a day to do exactly this for my own mental health. You do not owe them anything more than showing up and doing what’s required. Take a day, frequently, to do what you feel like doing. Don’t sacrifice your mental health for a job

And that cost rises faster than your income

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With money?

So close...

We’re all making it up as we go along and hoping nobody is shouting at us about something. This is adulthood

😞

It will never happen. And if it does, be sure and buy a lottery ticket because you about to get rich

You know that you’re an adult when you can have all the cookies in the world but you know a single one has a gazillion calories and that would make you gain weight when you have been desperately trying to loose some.

the older I get, the faster the years go. I swear it was last Christmas a minute ago