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If you've ever worked in customer service or hospitality, chances are you might've used a cash register at least a few times when on a shift. Cash registers often tend to freeze or sometimes even print out some funny-looking receipts. Let's be honest, for most of us, receipts might be the last place to search for a grain of any kind of humor, however, some joyful cashiers might disagree with this statement.

In fact, some cashiers like to get creative with the receipts they give their customers. Whether it's a "Love from KINJO" restaurant discount, or some funny phrases like "My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo" the people working on the cash register sure have a knack for spicing up the boring-looking receipts.

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Out For Mother's Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill

Out For Mother's Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill

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    This Receipt My Dad Found

    This Receipt My Dad Found

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    Alditekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you run out of children, make again

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    #3

    I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did

    I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did

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    Kayla J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would accept my receipt for donuts if Mitch Hedberg was at the bottom of them.

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    #4

    Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"

    Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"

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    #5

    Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday

    Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday

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    #6

    So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero

    So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero

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    gbic 3548
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should apply for a position at CVS wearing this tie.

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    #7

    Got This On The Bottom Of A Receipt Today

    Got This On The Bottom Of A Receipt Today

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    #8

    This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt

    This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, how charming.

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    #9

    My Receipt At The Local Wine Bar Had A Familiar Message

    My Receipt At The Local Wine Bar Had A Familiar Message

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    #10

    My Restaurant's Receipt The Other Day. High Fives Were Given

    My Restaurant's Receipt The Other Day. High Fives Were Given

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    #11

    My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint

    My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint

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    Brazen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what kind of T-Shirt gets you that discount.

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    #12

    My Local Sushi Joint Adds "Love" Onto Your Bill

    My Local Sushi Joint Adds "Love" Onto Your Bill

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    #13

    Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct

    Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct

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    #14

    My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt

    My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess that’s how they decipher who ordered what, like that b***h that ordered the BLTCH

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    #15

    Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant

    Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant

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    #16

    My Receipt Was Quite Dramatic

    My Receipt Was Quite Dramatic

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    #17

    I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now

    I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now

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    Ches Yamada
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this seems a bit extreme even as a 'joke'

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    #18

    This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys

    This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys

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    #19

    I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months

    I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months

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    Abby
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol thays a nice way to reuse a resipt

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    #20

    My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot

    My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot

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    #21

    Free Scarves

    Free Scarves

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    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying this so the other guys stupid joke isn't seen by the masses Yes you can go ignore my wishes and read his comment No I won't get mad

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    #22

    Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish

    Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish

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    #23

    This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As “1 Kindness” On The Receipt

    This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As “1 Kindness” On The Receipt

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    Amused panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have been very kind - they had the most expensive item discounted.

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    #24

    The Note On This Car Was Receipt

    The Note On This Car Was Receipt

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Christ! $45 for a CAR WASH? If the cartels find out about this they will stop running drugs and change their business model.

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    #26

    My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It

    My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It

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    #27

    I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me

    I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me

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    #28

    My Receipt Has A Taco Cat

    My Receipt Has A Taco Cat

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it isn't a Michelin cat? :)

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    #29

    I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt

    I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt

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    #30

    Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As “Crazy Linda”

    Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As “Crazy Linda”

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    #31

    Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue

    Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue

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    #32

    Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt

    Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt

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    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if he decided to be a decent human being instead of a wacko dictator he'd feel better.

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    #33

    Table For 1: Mr. Michael Scott

    Table For 1: Mr. Michael Scott

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    #34

    I Think The Receipt Printer Fell Asleep

    I Think The Receipt Printer Fell Asleep

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    #35

    Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One

    Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a local Chinese place a friend and I frequent. We had been going there for a long time before we saw our first non-Asian employee there.

    #36

    My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive

    My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob had been trapped in the pump for days, surviving by drinking the morning dew that condensed in the top of the pump. Macgyvering the receipt cutter to cut out a morse code pattern was his last hope.

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    #37

    My Boyfriend's Grocery Receipt

    My Boyfriend's Grocery Receipt

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    #38

    Those CVS Receipts Are Finally Paying Off

    Those CVS Receipts Are Finally Paying Off

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    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you can't possibly be that desperate

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    #39

    The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In

    The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In

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    Waddling Land Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna leave this here so you don’t need to see the other guy

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    #40

    Noticed Something Strange About My Receipt

    Noticed Something Strange About My Receipt

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    #41

    A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday

    A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday

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    #42

    Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight

    Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I feel like I'm in 2nd grade with my calculator all over again!

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    #43

    Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom

    Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom

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    #44

    My Receipt From Panera

    My Receipt From Panera

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    #45

    My Friend's Bar Bill

    My Friend's Bar Bill

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    #46

    I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas

    I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas

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    #47

    Always Check Your Receipts

    Always Check Your Receipts

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far I noticed most receipts dated pre-Covid , more happier times

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    #48

    This Desperate-Sounding Receipt

    This Desperate-Sounding Receipt

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    #49

    So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt

    So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt

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    #50

    This Funny Message On A Receipt

    This Funny Message On A Receipt

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    Monika
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there random F's between t and s?

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    #51

    Just Had Sushi, This Was On The Receipt

    Just Had Sushi, This Was On The Receipt

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    #52

    I Shipped A Toy And A Shirt. Here's The Receipt

    I Shipped A Toy And A Shirt. Here's The Receipt

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    #53

    Beer Garden I Was At Printed An ASCII Beer Mug On The Receipt

    Beer Garden I Was At Printed An ASCII Beer Mug On The Receipt

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    #54

    The Receipt I Got Today (Read The Bottom)

    The Receipt I Got Today (Read The Bottom)

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    #55

    A Friend Of Mine Went Through A Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru And Saw This On The Receipt

    A Friend Of Mine Went Through A Chick-Fil-A Drive-Thru And Saw This On The Receipt

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    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back at my first job, we had a regular who would always get an americano for himself and a plate of bacon for his dog(named Winston). Whenever the would order, staff would put "for Winston" on the order.

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    #56

    Ordered Some Food. They Forgot To Ask My Name For The Receipt So They Put This Instead. They Weren't Wrong

    Ordered Some Food. They Forgot To Ask My Name For The Receipt So They Put This Instead. They Weren't Wrong

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    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope no one's offended but this amused me.... and glad OP still has sense of humor

    #57

    My McDonald's Delivery Receipt Seems To Say Obese

    My McDonald's Delivery Receipt Seems To Say Obese

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    #58

    I Got A Laugh At The Name Of The Cashier On My Friend's Pickup Receipt

    I Got A Laugh At The Name Of The Cashier On My Friend's Pickup Receipt

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    #59

    My Cousin Just Found This Receipt From A Recent Beach Trip. He's Still Trying To Figure Out What The Hell He Spent $6 On

    My Cousin Just Found This Receipt From A Recent Beach Trip. He's Still Trying To Figure Out What The Hell He Spent $6 On

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    Whitey Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Woo Woo is a drink that was popular with passengers traveling by railroad. The "woo woo" was the sound of the trains horn. And I also just made that up.

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    #60

    The Last Position On My Receipt

    The Last Position On My Receipt

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    Deamhayness Doom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier when you know that this is a toilet paper brand XD

    #61

    Twisted Root - Best Discounts

    Twisted Root - Best Discounts

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    #62

    Got A Steak At Sizzler And Never Looked At The Receipt Till Now

    Got A Steak At Sizzler And Never Looked At The Receipt Till Now

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    #63

    I Was Going Through My Receipts Doing My Bills When Suddenly. I Think I Would Have Remembered This

    I Was Going Through My Receipts Doing My Bills When Suddenly. I Think I Would Have Remembered This

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    T5n
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people call them Rocky Mountain Oysters

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    #64

    Receipt From Twisted Root In Dallas

    Receipt From Twisted Root In Dallas

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