50 Times People Threatened Someone In Such Funny And Chaotic Manner, It Ended Up In The ‘Rare Threats’ Online Group

Love this one

Well f*ck.

Take my space? = Take my disability ...

Its the repeatedly that's the icing on the cake.

I can feel the crumbs just reading this!

Brilliant until vice versa

What kind of warning is this?

How about every seventh letter is replaced with comic sans?

Twas the night before Christmas, presents neatly wrapped under the tree, your house will be one fire, if one isn't a Ford key.

That is a very specific threat...and it works.

Hey, I’m 4’9, and yes it’s scary

I feel this...the neighbor lets his dogs loose and they poop in my driveway.

Whoa whoa whoa take it easy

Now we know chatbot's true intentions.

Painful AND persistant.

Nooooooooooooooooo

Lol I've tried some of his recipes...at least the ones that don't require three days and two roman soldiers...and it was pretty good. I mean, much quicker to buy something even at a lower quality but if you've got the time and energy and resources, it does in fact turn out really well. I'll just add...I'm not sure if this was an American thing but after making the dishes a few times I had to lessen the salt to about 1/3 of what he recommended...or maybe that's just me.

First the carp, now the eggs?

AND KNIT THEM INTO FLUFFY SOCKS...

Omg I love this!

*Writes down for future use*

This is actual math problem

I'll take sushi over ibs, although get the wrong Sushi and you will get ibs. But seriously, ribs is censored, but only the first time?

I would trick someone into smoking just to see this happen..

Sunny D must be learning from Wendy's.

Now that's dedication.

Teddy from Bob's Burgers needs to be careful.

No! Don't ever do that. Veins don't make good show laces.

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This half reminds me of the time when one of my teachers said 'some of you I'd p**s on if you were on fire.'

I am afraid to comment because then Pukicho will add a single grain of sand to my room everyday until I succumb to the desert.

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I thought only Putin did this.

oooof that's a nice threat, gives a killer vibe for sure

That's a good one! Reminds me of Plankton "Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy."

But what if this is the ladies room?

Isn't this the same person who threatened to kill using desert sand?

Is it messed up that I want to know how to do this?

Suddenly craving lucky charms....

*spells axolotl incorrectly*

"Just asking for a friend"

yes. Yes it is

That is just uncalled for

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Once again, I've had worse experiences in my bedroom.

Ouch

All

Sweden wants clay. (Countryballs)

Horrifying? Really?

someone pls explain the first comment, im dumb

Frozen pizza is the best summer snack!

Why can't we just have both?

This....this is the most serial killer one yet. I am genuinely concerned.

My dad used to cut my sandwiches in ridiculous ways when I was a kid. He also put cheese with the plastic wrapping in my brother’s sandwich and once he put a playing card in my sister’s 😂

What have I done to deserve this!

N o

Wouldn't call that vaguely :S

......hello police?

But cats should be allowed in the olympics!

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Bring it on. I've had worse in my bed.

and i will help, do not diss my people

Is that really horrible if you're bald? Lol

oml, toko! i love her, relate to her, and i love danganronpa. who else her is a dangenerate

True story: I used to work in a call center and the most unfortunate name I’ve ever run across was Virgin Colon. (I wished I were kidding.)

Not even Satan can handle that

Booop

I'm sure he's fine. Just bring some fish for him.