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Childbirth is nothing short of a miracle, but as you can see from this list compiled by Bored Panda, the whole nine months before it can be a little, well, up and down. Some women get random food cravings while pregnant for example. Like pickles. Or, you know, Dr Pepper with Vanilla, Miami Sunrise Slush with Nerds candy, Supersonic Breakfast Burritos and Mozzarella Sticks...all at the same time. Others like a little "extra space" in the bed, regardless of how much space her partner might require, and some pregnant women get tired of carrying that bump around all the time, even if that means taking a nap in the most unlikely of places.

Scroll down for more funny pregnancy problems that all parents will no doubt relate to. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

#1

My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night

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Monia Monika
Community Member
8 years ago

Oh god...

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    #2

    Going Shopping

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Husband documenting style is very "on an expedition into the unknown" <3

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    #3

    My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I would have bought this AND the real one :)

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    #4

    Sorry

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    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    It rather ought to be "Sorry for whatever I did".

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    #5

    Morning Nausea

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    Ntosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Hahahaa, I can totally relate. Not just the breath, his deodorant, cologne was making nauseous. He had to be completely fragrant free before he could get close to me.

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    #6

    My Pregnant Wife

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    Monia Monika
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    From where do I know that...

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    #7

    When You Need A Little Extra Help

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    vikki
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Really want a husband like this, but I'm a d**k. 😥😥😥

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    #8

    Nice Messages

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    panic! at the chemical brides
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She must have a sixth sense: She can feel the presence of tacos.

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    #9

    Most Valuable Purchase Of The Week

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    Jeremie Guerra
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Doesn't look really safe :)

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    #10

    Pregnant Wife Problems...

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    panic! at the chemical brides
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I'm not pregnant, but I relate completely

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    #11

    The Grocery List My Pregnant Wife Sent Me To The Store With

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I think she may want some cereal.

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    #12

    Pregnant Women Can Be Vicious. This Is My Wife Trolling Me At Breakfast

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    Roxane Milko
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Subterfuge happened

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    #13

    Note To Self

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Never take away ANY woman's ice cream...what the hell were you thinking???

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    #14

    Snap From My Pregnant Wife While I'm In The Kitchen...

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And after that rub her sad swollen feet.

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    #15

    Pregnancy Disappointments

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    3ke
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sounds like something would've said when we were expecting.

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    #16

    Someone's Enjoying The Game Today!

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    billy bob joe
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    yeah its you...

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    #17

    Pregnant Wife

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    Monia Monika
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Well... When someone's hungry... Everything can happen

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    #18

    The Struggle

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    Roxane Milko
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    You have to put all your stuff on high shelves then!

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    #19

    This Is The Result When A Pregnant Wife Wants To Go For A Walk

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Better be prepared.

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    #20

    "Let's Watch Football And Eat Nachos Together All Day!"......not

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    all nacho for you!!!

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    #21

    A Croissant

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    There's only one thing getting you back in the house.

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    #22

    She's Threatening Me With A Divorce Over Fast Food

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    Frost Heartfilia
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    lmao he about to skip divorce and go straight to funeral lol

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    #23

    I Don't Know If We Have Enough Pickles!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    You can never have too many pickles.

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    #24

    Pregnant Wife

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Get that baby some Vitamin D. Or to Springfield.

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    #25

    Better Not Open This Tupperware

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    i like the juxtaposition of the sparkly pink ink with the threats of violence.... only way it could make me happier would be if the exclamation points had hearts instead of dots...

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    #26

    Didn't Even Get The Car Started And She's Opened The Muffins... She Started Crying When I Laughed At Her

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    Madi
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Your wife is beautiful

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    #27

    Chocolate Cake

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    L and P
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    aaaand its gone xDD

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    #28

    Do We Need...?

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    My wife went all winter without blankets. Bonus points: I never got in trouble for stealing them.

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    #29

    My Poor Husband. Freezing So I Can Be Comfortable.

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    True Love.

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    #30

    Apples And Peanut Butter

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    It must be so nice to have a healthy craving...

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    #31

    What Happens When You Have A Pregnant Wife At Home, And You Leave Your Phone In Your Car For An Hour

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    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That seems low.

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    #32

    Finally

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Wife says: Your smell is making me nauseous. Husband: Ok babe, I'l sleep in the spare. Wife: No! Leave your pillow here! I need it to smell you! Husband: *backs away slowly

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    #33

    Can You Get Me Some Socks?

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sweet.

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    #34

    I Think He's On To Me

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She's good.

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    #35

    Mood

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    Ms. Understood
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Daily struggles.

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    #36

    Pregnant Wife

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I would watch this movie

    #37

    I Still Got The Wrong Popcorn

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    Dara
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Well, you're screwed.

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    #38

    Trying To Survive

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Not just surviving, but also winning !

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    #39

    Pregnant Wife Forgot To Put Filling In My Sandwich Due To Her Mooshbrain

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    Barbara Velasquez
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    what about doing your own lunch ? she"s already making you a baby :p

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    #40

    Lmao! My Poor Hubby, Maybe If They Made The Vanilla In Neopolitan Ice Cream Taste Better I'd Eat It

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    mocochang
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    tbh it's the same at my house and no one is pregnant

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    #41

    Why Yes, My Wife Is Pregnant. Why Do You Ask?

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    sh
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I have never seen these Best Maid pickles in my life, and here they are twice in one post. Same person or popular pickles? We may never know.

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    #42

    Chocolate > Husband

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Get thee to the store!

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    #43

    What To Do?

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I love that dog.

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    #44

    Pregnant Wife

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    tara skogly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    When I was expecting my third I craved smoked mackerel and demanded hubby to buy some..it was 11 at night. He woke up an old pakistani neighbour of ours who owned a store. The old man jumped out of bed and drove straight to the store to get me some <3 He had 9 children.

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    #45

    Food Trips

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    makenzie stephenson
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    That's not even close to a blizzard. Not even a dusting. Were i come from 2 feet of snow is needed to even delay school lol

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    #46

    Pizza Time

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    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Pizza with pickles

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    #47

    Surviving Her Perfect Temperature

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    tara skogly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    8 months pregnant hubby found me sound asleep on the balkony...with a thin nightgown. It was in the midle of december...in Norway...

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    #48

    Pregnant Wife

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Need to adjust the heigth, jar is too high, requires to much efforts to get them.

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    #49

    Going Out On The Coldest Night...

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Its never too cold for ice cream?

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    #50

    Never Full Of Food

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Normal

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    #51

    No Exercise, Please

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    You brave little b*tch. Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant.

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    #52

    Time To Make Some Pee

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    #53

    Sleep And Cookies

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    Becky Csernik
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This would be normal for my husband.. #notpregnant

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    #54

    Ups

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    More? There is no more. You drank the whole fairy! (True Blood)

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    #55

    My Pregnant Wife Went To Buy Some Milk And Baby Formula...

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Post it notes! Great idea for MomBrain fails!

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    #56

    Pregnant Wife

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Nope. Thass the pit.

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    #57

    Wife Needs To Keep The House A Nice Balmy 60 Degrees To Be Able To Nap For Work...

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    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    For those of us living in a country with normal measurement units, it's 15,5° C. ;)

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    #58

    An Ordinary Day

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Morning sickness is a stupid name. ALL the damn hours sickness would be way better.

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    #59

    Weekend Getaway Before Baby

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    She's her own pillow fort.

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    #60

    Pregnancy Cravings

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    Lillian Chesak
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Before the cake: I'm so full I couldn't eat anymore!

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    #61

    What My Pregnant Wife Packs To Go Shopping

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    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What are the colourful balls?

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    #62

    Things My Pregnant Wife Just Said

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    #63

    Oh No...

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    Sparked Silly
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    UberEats.

    #64

    The Doughnut Nibbler Strikes Again!

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    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Can someone please remove those few yellow sprinkles from this donut, they are messing with my counts, lol

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    #65

    I Turned Around And Saw My Pregnant Wife Carrying A Tub Of Clothes Labeled "Maternity"

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    #66

    She Wants Muffins

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Pickle muffins

    #67

    Food

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    UniversalMel
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Is that poo

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