Pregnancy is hard and having a sense of humor during that time is harder. But sometimes that's all you have when you need to get through those long days!

Mommie Poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. Pregnant Panda's - Which one of these sayings do you relate to?

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#1

Its Totally Worth It!

Its Totally Worth It!

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BonnieKimmerly
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6 years ago

I should have done this.

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#2

Pee On A Stick

Pee On A Stick

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

I did that 5 times... and then went to the ER and had them re-do the test again to be sure. I had been trying for years, including a miscarriage, so when I finally saw that plus sign, I was afraid to believe it!!

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#3

No Periods? Sign Me Up!

No Periods? Sign Me Up!

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ShannynSletcher
Community Member
6 years ago

She spelled it Periosd....

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#4

Baby's First Word

Baby's First Word

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TribaLudi
Community Member
6 years ago

hahahaahaha

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#5

Its Your Call..

Its Your Call..

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

Luckily for me, I was never a drinker (of alcohol) to begin with, so that didn't change. But no coffee??? I warned everyone the first week to not even think about calling me before at least 2pm!!

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#6

Wage Equality

Wage Equality

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Caadmium
Community Member
6 years ago

So true!!!!

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#7

Birth Video

Birth Video

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

I actually never saw that. I managed to drag my husband to just ONE of those classes. He was very old-fashioned though, and while he was happy to be in the delivery room to see his son born, he was NOT into the idea of coaching me through labor. We decided drugs (ie - the epidural) was the way to go. --------------- As it turned out, I was 12 days past my due date, with no natural labor in sight, when the doctor decided to induce me. 27 hours later, they had to give me a c-section. If it were not for the epidural, I would have never made it through those 27 hours... so I think we made the right choice!!

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#8

Guilty!

Guilty!

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

Oh, honey... we ALL do that!! :-D

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#9

Pee

Pee

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SamsomaHoney
Community Member
6 years ago

oh definitely PEE

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#10

Pregnancy Is Wonderful!

Pregnancy Is Wonderful!

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SusanLu
Community Member
6 years ago

They forgot heartburn!

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#11

Fat Or Pregnant?!

Fat Or Pregnant?!

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Serrano Mendez
Community Member
7 months ago

You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did

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#12

Unprotected

Unprotected

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

So true!! I never really cared for myself (I was married, after all) - but when younger members of my family get pregnant, I find myself at some point confronting the fact that, in order to have this happy event, at some point they had to be naked, in bed, with a boy!! That's hard to accept for a kid whose diapers you once changed while babysitting!!!

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#13

The First Sonogram Pictures

The First Sonogram Pictures

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Serrano Mendez
Community Member
7 months ago

You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did

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#14

My Detox Glow

My Detox Glow

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Serrano Mendez
Community Member
7 months ago

You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did

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#15

I Always Have An Excuse

I Always Have An Excuse

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Serrano Mendez
Community Member
7 months ago

You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did

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#16

My Weight Gain Limit

My Weight Gain Limit

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Serrano Mendez
Community Member
7 months ago

You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did

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#17

Cheating Time

Cheating Time

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

THAT was the best part... anything I wanted to eat was okay. Ice cream by the pint? No problem!! Telling Hubby to bring me home a burger and fries from the diner on his way back from work - absolutely. Ordering (or making) a pizza and eating the whole thing myself? Sure!! And while I couldn't drink coffee, no one said I couldn't drink 4-5 glasses of chocolate milk daily (it WAS milk, after all, lol). Plus steak at least once a week, and all the flounder I could stuff my face with (baby needs the protein, lol). I ate GOOD while pregnant!!

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#18

Ovulation Apps

Ovulation Apps

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Serrano Mendez
Community Member
7 months ago

You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did

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#19

When You Don't Have Enough Money

When You Don't Have Enough Money

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

I didn't do the registry thing... but my family knew money was tight. They threw me a shower that supplied all but the crib. I had the bassinette (with handmade coverings sewn by my aunties), a stroller, high chair, car seat, walker, bottles, several bags of diapers, pacifiers, blankets, towels, outfits, etc. My son didn't need anything for the first 3 months, except formula (I couldn't breast feed).

#20

Winter Pregnancy

Winter Pregnancy

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

It's worse in summer - no escaping the heat!!

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#21

Maternity Clothes

Maternity Clothes

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL - so true.... I got some as hand-me-downs. Besides that, I just switched to pants with elastic waists a size larger than I usually wore, and 1x size tops. Not as cute, but definitely cost-effective!

#22

The Last Celebration

The Last Celebration

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

Not really true... there is always Mother's Day. Plus, if you're lucky, when you're older, your kids will throw you a birthday party (your 90th, lol).

#23

What Fruit Does Your Baby Look Like?

What Fruit Does Your Baby Look Like?

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

Mostly creepy, lol.

#24

A Successful Yes-and

A Successful Yes-and

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#25

Exercising While Pregnant

Exercising While Pregnant

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

Between the backache and swollen ankles, exercise was the LAST thing on my "to-do" list.

#26

Private Room Competition

Private Room Competition

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QuinnEnestvedt
Community Member
6 years ago

I'd probably give them a taste of a pterodactyl shriek while standing next to the private room. Warn them away from my territory.

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#27

9 Months Later

9 Months Later

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

It really does fly by too fast!! Of course, during that 9 months, all you can think about is that you can't wait to meet your little person. Then, when the moment is at hand, you realize just how short 9 months really is, and wish you had relished it more!

#28

Breathing And Stretching

Breathing And Stretching

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL... I guess I'm good at yoga then... I certainly was a champ at napping. ;)

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#29

A Birth Plan

A Birth Plan

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Maureen Mower
Community Member
6 years ago

LOL - so true!! I had my whole family on standby in case my water broke, since my hubby worked 10-hr shifts and I obviously couldn't drive myself to the hospital while in active labor. In the end, I went for a visit with my ob-gyn, who claimed after the sonogram that I had "no water left", so they would have to induce labor asap. ----------------- I've wondered ever since where that doctor got his degree, because a few hours later, after they gave me the epidural and I could no longer get up to use the bathroom, they had to BREAK my water to get the catheter in - and trust me, there was PLENTY of water in there!!

#30

Heighten Or Widen?

Heighten Or Widen?

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