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Roses Are Red, Here Are 48 Posts That Turned A Little Dark Instead
There are probably few lines of poetry more instantly recognizable than “Roses are red, violets are blue.” We see or hear it, and at this point, our brains already know to expect what’s coming: two more short lines, ending in something like “new” or “true.” It’s been used for love poems, Valentine’s Day cards, dirty jokes, and pretty much every other occasion that calls for a few lines that rhyme.
But, as we tend to do on the internet, some folks over on r/rosesarered have taken this well-worn formula and totally run with it. And the results are often nothing you could have seen coming. They can be silly, unexpected, dark, or downright chaotic—but they all show just how much can be done with a format that seems deceptively simple. So, whether you came here for a little “internet poetry” or simply enjoy seeing a familiar phrase turned on its head, here are some of the most memorable examples we found.
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#1
Roses Are Red, For When Cthulu Lurches,
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#2
Roses Are Red, This Turns Me Tense
#3
Roses Are Red, The European Healthcare Is Relatively Fab!
#4
Roses Are Red, Why You Have To Be So Bad Asks Zangief,
#5
Roses Are Red, They Took A Hit
#6
Roses Are Red. You're Straight? Kinda Doubt It
#7
Roses Are Red, Rage Was Beckoned
#8
Roses Are Red, This Might Trigger An Upstand
#9
Roses Are Red And Poppies Are Also Red…
#10
Roses Are Red, I Have Hair,
#11
Roses Are Red, Finally I Can Lay
#12
Roses Are Red, You'd Likely Scoff,
#13
Roses Are Red, Sass To The Brim
#14
Roses Are Red, Let This Information Sink
#15
Roses Are Red, Love Your Ads
#16
Roses Are Red, I'm Dancing In The Rain,
#17
Roses Are Red, Are We Doing This Right?
#18
Roses Are Red, Unfortunately I Use Bing
#19
Roses Are Red, I Put Books On A Shelf,
#20
Roses Are Red, Sometimes I Like To Sing,
#21
Roses Are Red, I Won A Prize
#22
Roses Are Red, Anyone Surprised By This Is Insane…
#23
Roses Are Red, I Cannot Tell A Lie
#24
Roses Are Red, So Is My Wine
#25
Roses Are Red, A Lot Of Money Was Spent
#26
Roses Are Red, The Cycle Never Ends
#27
Roses Are Red, Literally Everyone,
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Maybe he's staring because you're taking a selfie in an elevator...
#28
Roses Are Red, Walking Pink Pingo
#29
Roses Are Red, Making Mistakes Is Only Human
#30
Roses Are Red, Theyre Turning The Frogs Gay,
#31
Roses Are Red, You Can Cook Garlic Chives,
#32
Roses Are Red This Is Wild
#33
Roses Are Red, I'm Your Fool
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#34
Roses Are Red, A Genius B-Line
#35
Finding Oneself
#37
Roses Are Red, Senior Citizen Logician
#38
Roses Are Red, Sensing This Great Tension
#39
Roses Are Red, I Do Snowdrift
#41
Roses Are Red, I Had My Hair Silked
#43
Roses Are Red, I'm Not Understanding Properly
#44
Roses Are Red, 6.022(10^23) = Mole
#45
Roses Are Red, I’m Not Gonna Spoil It…
#46
Roses Are Red, There Is No Hate
#47
Roses Are Red, I Just Ate Soup
#48
Roses Are Red, I Know You Heard It
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KitchenToto 1 month ago
I didn't understand most ot them. Nothing rhymed and most had two pictures which had nothing to do with each other
KitchenToto 1 month ago
I didn't understand most ot them. Nothing rhymed and most had two pictures which had nothing to do with each other
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