111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

Original commenter lowballing the hell out of this. I'd give up that franchise for free.

That's Darth Panda.

Hi Abe

None of them have enough "attitude" to match the original cartoon. If Bruce Lee was still around ...

"Heading out for a walk, luv. Just going to pop round the corner to the Microsoft XP background!"

"Bears. Beats. Ben Parker." "Secret identities are not a joke, Jim!" ""Sometimes I'll start a quip and I don't even know where it's going." etc.

Not as long lasting as The South still being pissed for losing the Civil War.

Who cares ? You buy the game, you play it how you want 🤷‍♀️

M****r most fowl.

It was very much a running joke in our country how "teenagers" in the US were apparently 30 years old. Dawson's Creek was the prime example, then Smallville.

Is it just me or is jesus giving her the "W*F lady??!!" look?

Does anyone know how to clean Weetabix from monitor and keyboard? Only serious tips, please, and thank you :)

Strike that. Reverse it.

Justin Bieber and Lenny Kravitz

Oh, how i have a crush on this lady. She is just stunning, mysterious, a bit scary, but sweet, and that accent tops it all of.

Kevin Durand

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He found his super suit then

I think Vhagar has the acting range to keep getting roles despite her declining looks.

I could, in fact, start that for you. I was just reminiscing about these bracelets last night, while talking with my 6-year-old niece who spent last week at art camp. I could, if you wanted, start that for you with many more strands, or make it twist, or both.

I’m in this picture. But I’ll forget about it in ten seconds.

You propably would have been m******d by Wesley Snipes

Tommy boy

Blah bla bla

My kids look at me like this when i eat

Hey. I've got something to show you. Look. Yeah, it's a piece of s**t. Yup. A big ol' t**d. If you like it, I've also got some explosive diarrhoea to show you. Just let me eat this pizza with extra jalapenos real quick. Oh, and give me money for all this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what is her name? And WHAT DID SHE DO?

Totally different but it made me think about how over the 4th of July we had a guy lead police on a long high-speed chase. The guy looked of sound mind, put together, sober, like someone you wouldnt expect to do this. He was all through the papers and stuff bc it wasn't something he'd do (just a mental breakdown or something) but he was so fkn excited it was happening after. Hes apologizing to the police profusely while laughing his a$$ off and thanking them giddy as heck bc hes never gotten to do something like this and hes gonna remember it forever and he never drove that fast and it was exhilarating 🤣 glad no one got hurt (wouldn't be funny then) & I hope hes getting the help he needs with kid gloves bc even the cops were trying not to be pumped for him. "Im so sorry guys but this makes my day!"

Maybe he just has Ang-xiety. I'll get me coat...

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Yeah no, one of these at a time is nice for comic relief, but all 4 would be a headache

They are married to each other?? Didn’t know! That’s so sweet!!

With all the lice?!

More like the wardrobe, hair and make-up departments nailed the assignment, if anyone.

Crime: When you need a headshot for your acting resume and don't have the money.

/ˈxo.nas/ brothers.

Remember that Grand Moff Tarkin annihilated Alderaan while wearing slippers 😁 (Peter Cushing had medical issues so he often wore slippers instead of the heavy Imperial boots when it didn't matter)

I watched it at 3 am. I was working late night shifts and would watch SpongeBob before going to bed. This episode scared the shït out of me

Adult swim and back when Toonami first started

Good collection.

I never understood the "you don't look like X". I get that a LOT. What do I look like then?

Briefly I thought they were flying Roberto's (Futurama)

With all due respect, no way he actually saw the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey!

Most of the budget in a Hollywood production goes to the actors and their army of staff rather than the actual show / movie itself

What movie/show is this from?

Was there an expectation that he be paid more?

Man is just a ball of hate.

And why didn't he wear armor and a helmet? He would've been unstoppable..

Yep, but no golden ballroom in sight.

I keep thinking I used to eat a bowl of Westeros for breakfast every morning

New Zealand left out, as usual?

What guy farts out the front?

More likely that they all leave, grinning unsettlingly...and then the rest of us start crying.

"Mighty Beans are on the Scene!'"

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That's because Chace Crawford can't swim