Police officers get it pretty tough these days. Negative stories about a few bad apples in the police force hog the headlines, while the small, everyday heroic acts that officers undertake to keep us safe are often taken for granted. Sometimes we forget what a tough and dangerous job they have, and at the end of the day, they are normal people too!
So to keep spirits up, police have to have a pretty good sense of humor. And if you check out this list filled with police humor compiled by Bored Panda, you will see that they most certainly do. From funny jokes about the donut-based stereotypes to ingeniously creative and funny social media ‘warnings,’ scroll down below to see the ultimate examples of police jokes. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites too!
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When The Protestors Cancel Because Of The Snow But You And The Other Riot Police Are Already Geared Up
I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo
My Iguana Ran Away Out The Back Door. The Police Dept Found Him. I Had To Pick Up My Iguana From Jail
Police Dog Rating
'Rather Large'
Police In Montreal Are Refusing To Wear Their Work Pants As A Part Of A Labor Dispute
May The Force Be With You
Doggo Joke
Buahahahaha better get the swat out and special forces on this case, it's gonna be a big one!
Lincoln, CA Police Departament Running Into Trap
i was once in a dunkin donuts behind a policeman, all he bought was a coffee... I mean... is that what I pay my taxes for? just coffee?? grab a donut man!
Wear Your Seatbelt
Look Who Grew Up!
Police Are Savage
Driver Breathalysed By Police For Suspicious Behavior
On The 4th Of July, Police In Asheville, NC, Got A Call About A Giant Slip’n Slide Supposedly Blocking The Road. But When The Cops Arrived, Instead Of Shutting It Down, They Joined In
Police Partners
This Policeman Though
Reykjavik’s Police Department Instagram Is Awesome
Vehicle Log
Pixar Presents: Police Cars
Police Busted A Meth Lab Using A Meth Lab
Our Local Police Department Ain't Playing
There Was A Big Drug Problem At My Friend's School So They Hired A Police Officer To Supervise Students But Now He’s Playing Magic The Gathering With The Video Game Club
Yesterday A Swedish Police Officer Borrowed A Snow Sled From Some Neighborhood Kids
This Dove Getting Parma Police Protection After Laying Her 2 Eggs In A Cruiser
From Police Pupper To Professional Doggo
Police Stop At A Canadian Half Marathon
I'm At A Wedding. Both Bride And Groom Are Police Officers. This Is What They Are Serving
I Was At 7 Eleven And Saw This Female Police Officer With Her Pink Handcuffs. I Asked If I Could Take A Photo, And She Said Yes And Also Explained They Have Other Colors Such As Light Blue, Purple, Yellow. She Said She Loves Putting The Pink Cuffs On The Guys
Actual Police Report From My University
I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller. When You Graduate The Academy But Still Can't Go On The Rides At The Townsville Show
Sacramento Police Department Had A "High Speed Chase" Today
Tip Of The Day
Cops? Where?
So We Found A Pothole. Just For A Little Perspective, Officer Clark Is 6'5"!
Police Can Be Pretty Humorous
When The Police Rock Up At Your House And They Are More Interested In Your Bearded Dragon Than You
Special Offer - 2 For 1
The New GOT Season
A Police Department In Minnesota Has Set Up Traps Throughout The City Today
Now that is a correctly baited trap, the donuts would catch the wrong prey.
Portland Police Officers Always Have Fun At Work
I love all of these but I really need some context. It’s killing me with curiosity
As A Police Officer Assigned To A Middle School, I Had To Get My Back To School Picture Done. I Hope My Wife Packed A Juice Box
They Know How To Bust A Rhyme
Students In Montreal Protested Rising Tuition By Going (Nearly) Naked. Here's A Pic Of Some Montreal Police "Observing" The Protests
Wth!?! Why is my husband giving a thumbs up!?! He never said anything about a naked protest! - said someone's wife in Montreal.
Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue
Racing In A Supermarket
The Swedish Police Posted This On Their Official Facebook Page During A Music Festival With The Text: "It's Da Sound Of Da Police"
Carlos, The Police Cat
Good Boy
It's also showing gorgeous boy, never knew it had that function before.
So Johnny Depp Is Walking Around South East Queensland Dressed As Jack Sparrow. Local Police Posted This Selfie To Their Facebook
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales was being filmed is Queensland in case it wasn't obvious.
Nwmsu Police Parodying Sorority Sisters Getting Their Matches
My Friend Ran Out Of Lunch Bags, His Dad Is A Cop
Taking One For The Team
Slow Down Maybe?
Honest Request
Police here (northern territory, Australia) did the same thing. Funny thing is they actually did actually report their drug dealer
Fix This
NYPD Officer And Dog Enjoying St. Patrick's Day
Local Police Are Opening Up A "Hotel" For New Years Eve
Who on their force has got the graphic design skills?! this is nice.
This Is How Surrey Police (UK) Have Tweeted Warnings About Icy Roads - In The Style Of Vanilla Ice
Can I Goat A Selfie?
Cop Came Into My University's Library With Candy Canes Shouting "Ho Ho Ho From The Po Po Po"
Canadian Police On The Job
Camouflage Doggo
Weed Traps
Always thought people who have the munchies prefer chips, and donuts are for cops.
Spoke Too Soon
If Dean didn't live in Lebanon, I'd wonder if he was letting his temper get to him... Chuck dammit! Just got an AU idea...
My Friend Is A Cop In Australia. He Was Recently Put In Charge Of Traffic Signs In His Town
Small Town Police Log
Busted!
Pupper Things
They Created A Playlist On Spotify
New South Wales Police are really funny. Check out their Facebook if you don't believe me
My Brother-In-Law Who Is A Police Officer Told Me He Had A New Partner
I Got My First Dui Today. He Was Found Asleep Behind The Wheel
A Police Officer Always Looks Out For His Partner
Local Police Getting The Word Out
Pro Tip No. 3
Picture Of A Cop Haulin' Ass
Cops Dancing With Children At Benefit Concert In Manchester
Serious Warning
Isn’t Posing For Photos The Wurst?
When Your Weed Is In A Safe Place
Janit: "oh, um. Sis? This nice police center has your weed, wondering if you wanted it back?"