40 Of The Funniest Incorrect Statements People Have Shared With Confidence Online (New Pics)

Bahahha tell him!

Boom!!

She is watching different kind of NBA

I now live in the hopes of getting an opportunity to call someone a goddamn Vitamin D deficient circus clown.

I can just imagine them in full camo hunting down those poor defenceless mushrooms.

Lmao, well of course they are, no chance they would get it.....

Satan is doing a good job with his church, they're getting more likeable every day! O.o

5g Antennas disguised as solar panels, that's a new low. Never ever leave home without 2 layers of Aluminium foil wrapped around your head.

There are, literally, 27 amendments to the US constitution.

Anyone else slightly concerned that Great Britain STILL wants to erase other people's cultures?

Russia doesn't qualify as a civilized nation. Not until Putin leaves office

This was written entirely by an ignorant idiot. 🤦‍♀️

I can’t stop picturing Jesus in a “Hero landing pose” now… 🤣😳

That's exactly the problem: the (mostly) uneducated need the feeling of being the better informed to at least feel superior. -.-

To be fair, a BA in a relevant topic just gets him started. That said, anyone saying that gov't officials don't have an effect on the stock market, or even more important, aren't privy to insider information because of their jobs, is either massively ignorant or deliberately lying.

No you wanker, the woman was raped!

Should we tell him?

"Soup of the day" if anybody wonders

Maths is hard!

while simultaneously believing that the millions of people that have dropped dead of COVID is a lie.

I fear for her poor kids once they go into the real world.

"That? No, that doesn't say Merry Christmas! I don't know what that says!"

Wait.... wasn't man created using dust and gods breath? And woman from a chunk of Adams rib cage? And we're crazy?? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Wow! My depression is cured all thanks to this guy on the internet! My depression is suddenly gone because it is a state of mind! /s 😐

I was unconscious for a while after face palming too hard.

I'd like to go in record here as anti-noun. Thank you, I'm Mike Jaz and I approve this message.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dear lord imagine being so menopause brained you forget about menopause and blame your natural biological process on your boyfriends' vaccination.

Those 5 brainwashed people who liked this post.

Homophobia for starters : pretending homosexuality only exists in countries where it is legal, like it is just a cultural trend, not a natural and random thing - so people don't even think about it in countries where it is not legal. Ignoring the struggles of gay people in these countries and the crimes they are victims of.

So now we "proof our points" by spreading opinions? I see the problem a bit clearer now. -.-

I think this one lacks context.

Lol "don'tcha know"

I am constantly confused by this... Before we got teached the USA in geography, I only knew the European Georgia (birthplace of Stalin) and everytime I read Georgia, I think of Europe. But 99% of the time it's about the US state.

And the only other bipedal vertebrate that wears a suite 🐧

Horrible woman, she is the type that makes said youths suicidal.

Okay, so about cows and milk: for a cow to give milk, it has to have become pregnant first. This starts a lactation cycle. A cow doesn't have to continue to nurse a calf in order to keep giving milk; as long as you milk it every day, a single lactation cycle can continue for several years. But if anything interrupts the cycle, like illness, or the cow just gets badly frightened or bored (I'm not kidding), they can stop giving milk. The only thing to do in that case is breed the cow again, and start another lactation cycle. Many farmers breed their cows every year to ensure uninterrupted milking. Yup, spent some time on a dairy farm, and got family that breed dairy cows.

64,5 kg for 1,70 m is perfectly fine. She rather not lose weight or she'll start getting underweighted.

I failed English so yeah, whatever that person said, 'herb condensation'.

No no you don't understand. All those places China savagely invaded were actually part of China, so its not really an invasion (!)

I'm sure on the first Page (Western style) is an explanation why this is and how to proppetly read the book. Especially for those morons every translated manga I ever Held in hand had such a manual side.

this one's quite funny tho

200%!!

I upvoted because of the title, and the "Civilization in General"

Dear god will you stop censoring pointless words. Killed and shot ffs

She needs to be as pacific as possible.

Redcurrants? Blackberries? Oranges? This thread made me sad...

Well let's see YOUR calculations then.

There were 693 mass shootings in the US in the year 2021. You can even legally buy flamethrowers here.

I love that it's more believable that man was created using a rib bone than it is we evolved from apes. Evolving from a rib really seems more plausible.

It really makes me sad that, in the year 2022, there are still people that think you can catch HIV by breathing the same air or being touched by someone with HIV. :-(

My Dear Aunt Sally

Jeez, wait until they hear about Dickens. Or Hardy.

Sigh

His mug says 'I'm a dickhead' on it but BP has censored it out.

A lot of people call Europe "socialist" for having universal healthcare and such stuff, not knowing the difference between a "social market" (form of capitalism) and real socialism

Wow! Who knew you could make words from other words? Anyway. OMICRON means 'small o' in Greek. 15th letter of the alphabet.

Astrology: stuff related to horoscopes Astronomy: anything related to the science in space

Or why it should be the last thing right at the bottom on it....

Boyfriend’s sister drank apple cider vinegar on the regular. Boyfriend’s sister then had to go to the ER with rectal bleeding. Good times.

Idris Elba as James bond could work well if it's written by people with skill

In medieval England there were laws that related the price of bread to the price of the wheat used to make it. Bakers who were found to be “cheating” their customers by overpricing undersized loaves were subject to strict punishment, including fines or flogging. For fear of accidentally coming up short, they would throw in a bit extra to ensure that they wouldn’t end up with a surprise flogging later.

Oooo do I get to have a soul transplant if I don’t already have one, then?? :O

IDK. How about mules? Horse and donkey get together, mule not like either parent. Just sayin'.

Nemo

Damn cute skunk