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What is the best way to get at your annoying office colleague? A passive-aggressive note, of course! After all, as anybody who's ever read Sun Tzu's The Art of War will know, the best way to deal with somebody stealing your sandwiches or leaving loaves of bread in the toilet (seriously) is to leave them a snarky and anonymous note expressing your displeasure. Problem solved...right? Well, not quite. Sparks turn into flames and notes turn into a war, with these passive-aggressive quotes.
Anyway, if you are looking for a spiteful way to stop the office food thief - here are some passive-aggressive examples for your disposal. Just be careful to find your match in this manner of solving a dispute - otherwise, you might be the one who got passive-aggressive'd.
So, as the famous war-cry goes - liberty or death! Good luck!
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#1
Forever In The Friend Zone
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Found This At Work Today
#3
Walked Past The It Office Door And Noticed A New Sign
#4
Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them
#5
Please Keep The Door Closed
#6
At Least Your Coworkers Have A Great Sense Of Humour
#7
The People In My Office Just Couldn't Help Themselves
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Thanks For Understanding
#9
Leave The Office For 10 Mins
#10
The Office Philosopher
#11
An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day
#13
New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office
#14
Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator
#15
Sacarsm At The Office
#16
I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This
#17
I Believe We Have An Office Thief, Damn
#18
Housekeeping At My Friend's Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full On Memorial
#19
This Sarcastic Advice In The Office
Final score:
256points
maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago
same goes to traffic lights button.. "the more you push, the faster it turns green"
#20
Spoiled Milk, Spotted In My Office
#21
Possible Troll In The Office?
#22
Please Do Not Print Large Jobs. Or, By All Means, Please Do!
#23
The Office Fridge Today
#24
My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing
#25
That's What Jesus Said
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
The picture is of buddy Christ from Jay and silent Bobs dogma that's awesome
#26
This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work
#27
The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office
#28
Break Room Logic
#29
Note About The Middle Aged Man Named Brian
#30
Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This
#31
Microwave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comedians
#32
This Hair
#33
I Work At A Cut-Throat Office
#34
When You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editors
#35
Coffee Fight
Jon Lisle-Summers 9 years ago
Starbucks know a thing or two about running a successful budiness. But making good coffee is not one of them. Or paying their staff properly.
#36
I Wonder Why
#38
"Please Eat Me! I´m Delicious"
#39
Three Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Door
#40
My Husband Just Sent Me This Saying The Office Is A Minefield
SuperGluglu Aroulette 9 years ago
Too bad nobody thought to write "hold the door" next to this note..
#41
As A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Done
#42
A Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An End
#43
Someone In The Office Is A Fan Of Archer
#44
Not The Kittens, Please
#45
Got A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Day
#46
As Office It, My Response To Google Cloud Print Complains
#47
The Latest Office Baby Announcement Just Got Awkward
Ivan Pirsic 9 years ago
And given the color scheme, this exchange took place between the riddler and the joker... I can even hear it in Mr Hamills' voice.
#48
Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker
#49
Ice From Home
#50
In My Office, About 100 People Share One Communal Fridge. One Person Has Been Bringing A Gallon Of Milk For Months And Completely Ignoring How Much Room It Takes Up
Jess Hodges 9 years ago
Maybe get another fridge!? What kind of stingy employer do you work for!
#52
Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office
#53
Office Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensues
#54
Someone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Too
Katinka Min 9 years ago
Eating someone else's food is s****y enough, but stealing something like chocolate dipped strawberries is a new low.
#55
Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People
#56
These Are Posted On My Office's Fridge
Quinn Alexander 9 years ago
I can imagine someone just screaming that in the middle of the office. "DELICIOUS!!!"
#57
Lazy Isn't A Handicap
#58
Soup Thief
Eva Tóthová 9 years ago
on the other hand....they should keep it a secret and let the thief have some "fun"
#59
Coming Soon, From Pixar...
#60
These Are Even Printed On A Post-It
#61
Saw This In Our Break Room
#62
Shaaame!
#63
Taking Passive-Aggressive To A New Level At The Office
#64
Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning
#66
Found This Sign In My Office Bathroom
#68
So My Work Colleague Left Me This Note
#69
Found This On The Fridge At Work. I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker
#70
Office Rat
#72
This Is My Job's Break Room Problem
#73
Air Conditioning Problems
Yeetus Deletus 6 years ago
.gas. oh, you're the same person who was leaving stupid comments on other posts too! geez, you would think that after getting so many downvotes you would stop posting these kinds of comments. obviously, people don't like it and it's not good to be putting negative things into the world. why hasn't bored panda deleted your comments? what is the limit for downvoted before it gets deleted?
#74
Microwave At Work Died. I Made A Note
#75
With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility
Final score:
18points
#76
A Kind Reminder
Final score:
18points
#78
A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke
Final score:
15points
#79
Found In The Ladies' Room. (not So Lady-like.)
Final score:
14points
-1,000,000 Total Upvotes 9 years ago
It's lady like ;-) I guess you don't know what a real lady is 
#80
Well It's Free :)
Final score:
14points
#81
Mr Bean Knows The Truth...
Final score:
11points
Taylor Boden 6 years ago
Whenever someone says that they love their work, you know that either they are ready to quit, or looking for a promotion.
#83
Our Office Walls Were Severed By The Earthquake.
Final score:
10points
#84
Do Not Engage Deadbolt
Final score:
9points
Steve Fahnestalk 9 years ago
It's okay to date the deadbolt, however, as long as you don't get engaged.
#85
Corn Letter
Sarah Mark Cleverley 9 years ago
Yuk! Where did they get the sweetcorn selotaped on the note? Is my question.
#87
What A Difficult Life....
Final score:
7points
#88
And The Opposite Effect If You Don't Understand English
Final score:
7points
#91
Hopefully This Is Scary Enough To Stop People From Drinking Without Permission...
Final score:
3points
#92
Found At Office Cafe
Final score:
3points
#96
Work Email
Final score:
1point
#99
In Case You Can't Remember How To Exit A Bathroom Stall...........
Final score:
0points
#101
They Were Jealous Of My Pen!
Final score:
-1point
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
I would get back at them in the worst way possible for ruining my Darth Vader pen! Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side!
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
So apparently now it's a commom trend to steal your coworkers food and make THEM look bad if they have the nerve to say something... I know leaving your parents house and their spoiling can be difficult sometimes but well, providing for yourself is part of the adult life, everyone must go there one day (sooner than later please for the sake of your coworkers).
Katinka Min 9 years ago
This makes me so happy hat I'm a freelancer, no matter how difficult it can be sometimes.
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Debbie should be charged with several counts of theft under $5000 (Canadian law might be called something else other places) and fired they make light of her and she's stealing. What if her coworker is diabetic? I am and if I don't eat right I get very sick. She's a dirty thief and a horrible person
John Ashley 9 years ago
Judging by a lot of these, most people do not understand what passive/aggressive means, and are just douches responding to getting called out for their thievery.
Jon Lisle-Summers 9 years ago
Brings back nightmares. Years stuck at a desk surrounded by every variety of stunted frustrated folk working on their neuroses, pretending to be friends. Very funny 'tho.
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
So apparently now it's a commom trend to steal your coworkers food and make THEM look bad if they have the nerve to say something... I know leaving your parents house and their spoiling can be difficult sometimes but well, providing for yourself is part of the adult life, everyone must go there one day (sooner than later please for the sake of your coworkers).
Katinka Min 9 years ago
This makes me so happy hat I'm a freelancer, no matter how difficult it can be sometimes.
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Debbie should be charged with several counts of theft under $5000 (Canadian law might be called something else other places) and fired they make light of her and she's stealing. What if her coworker is diabetic? I am and if I don't eat right I get very sick. She's a dirty thief and a horrible person
John Ashley 9 years ago
Judging by a lot of these, most people do not understand what passive/aggressive means, and are just douches responding to getting called out for their thievery.
Jon Lisle-Summers 9 years ago
Brings back nightmares. Years stuck at a desk surrounded by every variety of stunted frustrated folk working on their neuroses, pretending to be friends. Very funny 'tho.
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