78 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Escalated Coworker Drama To Levels Nobody Was Ready For
When a direct conversation is simply not an option, a passive-aggressive note is the way to go. It is cheaper than therapy, more satisfying than silence, and absolutely guaranteed to solve nothing while making everything way more interesting for everyone in the vicinity. The grievance gets aired with a notice on the office wall or fridge, and the coworker in question either ignores it completely or responds with their own note, and suddenly the breakroom has a whole situation going on.
These are some of the finest examples the internet has to offer. Technically polite, deeply furious, and in some cases, laminated. Because if you are going to start a workplace conflict, you might as well make it weatherproof.
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Found This At Work Today
Ain't That The Truth
Ha!
My Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment , So I Did The Only Logical Thing
If this is the only way you know of, to transfer communicable diseases, you've had a sheltered life
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I Mean, They're Not Wrong
Not Everyone Knows The Difference Between A Manger And A Manager
An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day
Break Room Logic
In case someone microwaved fish in one and you want to warm up a muffin without it smelling like fish...
Sacarsm At The Office
The Office Fridge Today
I've never understood how this is such a big issue in the U.S.
New Rules For Posting Notices In The Office
Passive Aggressive Note Left In Break Room
Found This On The Fridge At Work... I'm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworker
Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator
This Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Work
Shaaame!
Dishes
I Believe We Have An Office Thief.......darn
This Sarcastic Advice In The Office
Winters Are Tough On Slower People
Thanks For Understanding
Will Never Get This Song Out Of My Head Now
Spoiled Milk [spotted In My Office]
Saw This In Our Break Room
Found This In My School's Computer Lab
The People At This Job Site Have A Sense Of Humor. I Like It
Leave The Office For 10 Mins
This Hair
Do Not Use
That's What Jesus Said
Passive Aggressiveness Is The Best
The Velociraptor 'Incident'
Case Of The Mondays? At Least You Don't Work With These People
All my pens were flamingo related, if any of them had turned up on someone else's desk, any of my team would have confronted them
Passive Aggressive Office Notes
Humus-Aggressive
Too Many Colleagues Who Never Wash Common Utensils
The WiFi Password For Our Hotel
The Office Philosopher
Escalation Of Passive-Aggressive Notes In The Office Kitchen
Why The Font
Coming Soon, From Pixar
Soup Thief
These Are Even Printed On A Post-It
Office Rat
This Is My Job's Break Room Problem
Make Things Better
That’s One Very Large “Jobs”
The picture on the right could have been soooo much worse.
Possible Troll In The Office?
There Are Rules In Making Coffee…
A Mostly Female Office First Turned The Mens Bathroom Into A Ladies. And Then It Broke
Do Not Engage Deadbolt
Down, I Tell You. Down!
Quite A Threat From My Coworker
I hope the Canadian politeness was successful, because Dylan, I feel certain, has back-up plans. And Dylan's (American?) colleagues certainly wouldn't want him resorting to ketchup chips and hockey sticks, or setting traps with Kinder toys as bait, or mobilizing the Canada goose militia. Or, if he's feeling a bit more passive-aggressive, teaching anglophones to mispronounce poutine before their business trip to Montreal.
...isnt Food
Lazy Isn't A Handicap
Mean Pranks
With Great Fragrance Comes Great Responsibility
Thoughts?
My Boss Got This Ridiculous Excuse The Other Week And Decided It Needed To Be Hung Up
The First Thing I Noticed About My Dad's Office
Resort To A Calm Threat
Ransom Note Found In My Office Kitchen This Morning
Alrighty Then
Our Office Walls Were Severed By The Earthquake
What Were They Doing In There?
Two Weeks Notice, One Sticky Note Revolution
Today In Passive Aggressive Office Notes
Found In The Ladies' Room. (Not So Lady-Like.)
Ladies, it is unladylike to have bowel movements? Also a very reasonable request if there is another bathroom available.
