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The times might change but one thing stays constant—raising kids. And speak to any parent in your social circle and you’re bound to hear about what a ridiculously awesome challenge it is. Fun but exhausting. Heartwarming yet tiring. Absolutely hilarious but bordering on tears because your kids won’t eat the meal they asked for and you haven’t slept for, seemingly, years. Raising munchkins is a natural part of life and, at the end of the day, building a family together is one of the coolest parts of life on Planet Earth. (Right next to owning cats and dogs.)

But don’t just take our word for it. There are plenty of parents sharing the funny, quirky, and sometimes mind-boggling ups and downs of their daily lives raising kids right on social media. And Bored Panda’s collected some of the best recent parenting tweets for you to kick back with and enjoy. Perhaps with a hot mug of tea and that candy bar that you hid away from all your other family members.

Done upvoting your fave parenting tweets of the month? Want some more parenting wins and woes to read during work? You’re cordially invited to check out our earlier lists from March, February, and January 2021. Happy scrolling!

However, sometimes parenting seems like an insurmountable challenge. Burnout and stress are replacing the fun and it's easy to feel lost. Bored Panda wanted to learn about how to better navigate the more challenging sides of parenting, so we reached out to counselor Katie Rose, the founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre and a member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy. Therapist Katie went into detail about how we should avoid wanting to be perfect, how resilience and occasional boredom are essential for kids, and how gratitude and opening up to others can help parents deal with daily stress.

"I think that as parents, we feel the need to be perfect. Usually, that means trying (and failing) to live up to unreasonably high expectations we’ve set for ourselves and are impossible to meet," Katie said. "Instead, consider this. In order for our children to learn and grow, they need to understand that we’re not perfect—in fact, that perfection doesn’t even exist. Instead, by failing them in small, manageable ways, we help them learn to tolerate the small frustrations that they will inevitably face in their everyday lives in the future, helping them grow into successful adults." You'll find Bored Panda's full interview with Katie below.

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clhubes Report

Aurelia!
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5 years ago

Lollllll

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    They are learning quick

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    TurquoiseSmoke
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    5 years ago

    I call telemarketers back after I hung up on them. Then I ask for the most ridiculous stuff and they never call again

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    NOOOOO NOT THE CHICKEN NUGGET

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    #5

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I honestly think the only reason women clothing don't have pockets is because they want to sell women handbags... they would have tried it with men, but men would rather hide the key to the house under a rock than find a bag to carry it around.

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    Susan Green
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    5 years ago

    Too bad I never thought of that when my kids were young.

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    Eva the Egg
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    5 years ago

    Why does he tho? .-.

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    That hurts

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    Santa's next

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    Serial pacifist
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    5 years ago

    Just being very transparent and honest.

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    burn...

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    Aurelia!
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    5 years ago

    awwwwwww little matchmaker

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    Eva the Egg
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    5 years ago

    Smart son.

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    #14

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    Susan Green
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    5 years ago

    My sons used to tell me that I had cactus legs.

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    Kids... very smart and hate condescension

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Chhapiness Report

    Ian Smith
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    5 years ago

    Truth

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    5 years ago

    Because nobody lives to tell the story

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    YoChicken
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    5 years ago

    Ay, everyone wins

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    She's had the 1st of a lifetime of days like this

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    Aurelia!
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    5 years ago

    BEWARE THE MEAN SHOES

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    You might want to have an optometrist have a look at your kid

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Your kids have the power telekinesis probably

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Your dinner is your snack

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    mom_tho Report

    YoChicken
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    5 years ago (edited)

    @Roland being a person still living under their parents roof, I can tell you that you are probably known as monster parent in your kids friend group...putting your s**t on their beds, favorite clothing, etc, is not going to work...It'll prolly just make your kids rebellious. Yes, you came into this world first, but the kid will only respect you if you respect them. Just to clarify, I probably don't have the whole story, but from what I can see, please change your ways.

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    Brendan
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    5 years ago

    Oh God, I'm dreading the day I have to help with my kids' maths homework! Would it be wrong to refer them to Google for assistance?

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    At least you said turd and not something else

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    LOL

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I got one (very cheap) Easter egg when I was a kid. This year, my 3yo got so many eggs, we had to give some of them away, and store the remaining ones under the bed!

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    Shelp
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    5 years ago

    I think that the way young children would spontaneously spell random words is a goldmine for linguists

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Don't play those kind of games with children. Even better: don't play any manipulation games with children. You'll eventually lose.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago

    You're dead. Sorry.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago

    Do it and show him the bruh!

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Say that to yourself the next time you wake up. MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    sometimes, self love is the healthiest choice you can make, and sometimes, self love is chocolate

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    itsTrini
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    5 years ago

    7 prolly still have nothing to say

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    Antonia
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    5 years ago

    scary thought

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    5 years ago

    WASH HER!! Don't just take a picture, wet concrete is bad for your skin, including babies/toddlers!!

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    TurquoiseSmoke
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    5 years ago

    - why are you sticky? - um... *runs*

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    Mina Minx
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    5 years ago

    Tape is fun. #futureducttapersoftheworld

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    Eva the Egg
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    5 years ago

    Good idea...

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    Jessica Shookhoff
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    5 years ago

    When I do a good job cooking they will say, "Wow, Mom, your dinner is like, totally edible tonight!" with way more enthusiasm than necessary...

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    Evelína Zlá
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    5 years ago

    Is that... All Dogs Go to Heaven?

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    My 6 year old wants to live in Dillydale #goals

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    Susan Green
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    5 years ago

    Yes!!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago

    No need to say sorry for a fart. Quote Shrek:"Better out than in." Or you could practice on farting silently and more deadly.

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    mommeh_dearest Report

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same

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    pro_worrier_ Report

    Shelp
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    5 years ago

    I don't get it

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    Brendan
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    5 years ago

    My 3yo can't handle the thought of the little ducks going missing, so he asks us to skip to the final line, "And all of the five little ducks came back."

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    YES

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    Y T
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Tru dat. Had Frosties with jam every morning.

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    Deborah B
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    5 years ago

    Look for a class in meditation. Actually, this could work... "Everyone, sit down, or lie down on the mat if that's more comfortable for you. Breathe in for a count of 4, hold for 4 and breathe out for 4. We are going to listen to peaceful rain sounds, let your mind clear and focus on your breath as it moves in and out of the body." and everyone gets a 45 min session of 'Yoga breathing and meditation' that leaves them refreshed and energised.

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    Chillace
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    5 years ago

    beef arm

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    Shelp
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    5 years ago

    Toys tend to duplicate when nobody's looking

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    MetteAngerhofer Report

    Paizleypie
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    5 years ago

    Definitely true! (At least for me)

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I used to think that gentlemen's clubs had lots of taxidermy and people sitting around drinking whiskey, smoking cigars, and playing pool. Boy was I wrong...

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    This looks like my son's floor.

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    Ooof

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    Eva the Egg
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    5 years ago

    BURN!!!

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    mom_tho Report

    leia's emotional cupcake
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    5 years ago

    and now the mom cant even eat it bc its demolished!!

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    mommajessiec Report

    Linda van der Pal
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    5 years ago

    Really? I must have missed a turn as a teenager, because I never used that phrase to my parents (or anyone else).

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    Here ends today's session with your life coach

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    leia's emotional cupcake
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    5 years ago

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    Oh dont! I speak from experience, it's so bad later when they can stop.

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    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    525,600 minutes, that’s right, we sat down, and did the math. That made me cry so much.

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    James016
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    5 years ago

    Just for that, 11 year old will not sleep well

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    5 years ago

    Mine is usually in the microwave, cold, even though I warmed it up 3 hours ago.