70 Of The Funniest Parenting Tips From Moms And Dads Ever

*Turns off internet and sees dishes to wash appear, clothes to laundry, floors to vacuum clean, tables to dust*.... *Turns on internet again 0.0;*

Changing the password would actually be magic enough for this to happen. :)

I think it's true most of the time.

Parenting Tip: don't allow internet access to your kids without your approval; limit the time, and monitor it.

Also, check if all insurance documents are complete, the vaccuum cleaner has a fresh bag, and repair equipment is at hand.

My nieces are allowed to borrow as many books from the library that they can carry.

Yes my back can get a break!

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yes, lying will better equip them to handle life

no, but it is funny

Hide & Seek. You go hide, and I'll count. (to 1000!)

The electronic ones last only 8 minutes too after a 75 minute charge time....

I do not think drunken kids will make your life easier. Quite the contrary. :P

And you're a mother?

100% TRUTH.

Really? We ask for "funny" baby advice and you come up with a Trumpism.

Unfortunately, the same sentence from an adult's mouth increases the radius at least 2-fold.

XDD That's not true for some kids. sometimes its all the way at their friend's house on the next street over.

ITS TRUE XDDD

Does that work? My easter experiences is that the particularly hard to find eggs will NOT be found by the children...and the adults will afterwards search them, fearing the rotting smell that would come after a few days. Well, socks do not rot, but I doubt this will win you time in the end...

It's only #MomWin until she realized dad has exploited the situation by handing sweats to all of them.

It could be worse. Paint, super glue, matches...or not coming at all, just grabbing the stuff...

My personal favorite: my kid's friend at his birthday party asked me for a permanent marker. I said, .........."why?" She said, "to write my name on my cup!" Oh, thank God...

or don't kill spiders in the first place!

*___* genius

Probably kids can use the "unplug Internet" pareting tip on you in turn.

#MYDAD

haha, that's the best one

After all, it is daddy who faced the charges, not them. :D

Parenting pro tip: do not put a naked toddle onto the couch without anything waterproof, disposable below.

What happened to his hand?

Parenting pro tip: do not do this if you want to get home before you are hungry.

Genius!

omg, why did I never think of that? lol

Gotta use this one... =))

that one can come back to bite you...because once they learn to skate...they are gone and your arm is no longer needed as a crutch.

Ugh, learned that the hard way!

And be sure to cook coffee before that!

Goal #1: feed the kids!

hahaha, i do this with my 3yr old, but i suspect that she knows im lying sometimes ;-)

Until the child finds they like spicy

when baby -sitting, my sister would ask what im eating. its dark chocolate ice cream. but i say its frozen poop and she instantly goes away.

That's a whole tragic story in one sentence

i dont see how this is a parenting tip.