Sssssssssssoooooo me

This assumes that once the kids are in bed, there aren't 27 piles of laundry, a sink full of dirty dishes, spilled juice on the kitchen floor, and a dog covered in a rainbow of sidewalk chalk that all need to be dealt with before the parents (or mom) can even sit down, let alone fall asleep (anywhere).

Then kids get a cold from mum and she has to look after them...

Reminds me of a hitch-hiking experience once. Back in highschool, some classmates and I got a ride from a lady and her little boy, who kept telling his mother things like: "Mom! Mom! Crush that other car's rearview mirror!" and such stuff he probably saw in action films.

My sister does this every morning. Seriously.

Somehow this makes me sad actually.

Every single time

I am a kid. I am 11. This actually looks fun. I love ball pits!!!

Yeah true

so true

They look for mummy when she's busy but they won't show up when they're doing something else but mum needs them.

My daughter does this every single day! She won't dinner because for dinner is not food and then ask for a dessert, I tell her she can't have one if she does not eat, then she would choose the small bread I put on the side of her plate, eat it and tell me "I had dinner now dessert".

Noisy things LOL I usually don't mind kids, but they did make my headache worse once :(

So true....

Aww :(

Kids scream embarrassing things. My friend heard, "Mum, why do we have to buy chicken? Let's kill pigeons in the park and eat them. They're free."

I love them most when they are going to bed :)

I seriously did this when my kid was 4 & I went back to work. The only day I got to sleep in & she was capable of entertaining herself, I'd fill a baggie with cereal & a sippy cup with milk in the fridge. She'd watch cartoons & have her "alone" morning & she loved it. Sometimes survival makes you do inventive things.

gesus

Best way to have your kids do crafty things... take them to a craft workshop, so the mess is in someone else's place!!

What does this mean?

Ha, the clock says "4:04" but looks like "LOL"

hahaha can't stop laughing

LOL - actually, I would go along with it when my son said he wanted to be a super hero. Hey, why not?

I'm guessing you have to be British to get this one.

And they're not even using it...

i feel like that some days

Looks familiar...

hahahaha every year!

i belive in my childhood, that ive done that

After starting living with children, I was surprised at the amount of their laundry.

hahah, my mom every year

Lol. Looking forward to toddlerhood.

LMAO... No worries, Mom... none of us remember those days!

reception kids???

Not if you are a single parent! Then there is no such thing as a closed door. You will poo with a kid on your lap. Every time.

Done this one year, never again lol

my god