Humorous One-Panel Comics By Ellis Rosen (50 Pics)

...and you don't want to know what's under yours.

I wonder what the stick men thought of the cavemen?

No wonder Dug hated squirrels.

Lucky guy, he only has FOUR Horsemen. I have twelve.

Jimothy

So many books, so little time!

I now want a nesting horse with increasingly tinier horses inside, great.

No Run IT'S HUGE

Cult

Toddlers

Me Me Yez I good boi

Fair enough!

Lol this is amazing!🤣

When the rent is free

"I bring you these 15 commandm... *crash* ...these 10 commandments"

"Or, better yet, don't play with any."

Every dad ever:

that's the real reason why dinosaurs went extinct, the asteroid murdered them.

Ooh smart

And that folks is why unicorns don't exist

I have a dialogue with my printer, it's usually at a high volume and a large percentage of swear words.

it's ok, the rat race ain't easy

Nah, mine only have two buttons: freezing cold and hot lava.

Some day this will be my first ever win

Every night I have to put myself in a sleeping bag, weighted blanket, and then a few more blankets. And let's not even get started on pillows...

Do they have to be running to get a shirt? Because some of the people who really should be wearing a shirt don't run.

I want to see this continued.

For it will gaze back into you!

But that sweet smile!

…a winery.

Well what do you want? I don't mind. Neither do I. Okay how about x? Nope. Okay y? Nope. Z? Didn't we have Z the other day? Okay then you choose! Well I don't mind! NEITHER DO I! Well this is just like that June the 4th day back in 2006 when I asked you which hat you preferred...

That is me

yup, that's my mom (I'm the one who carries the items)

And here to your left we can see a trash panda, a beloved cousin of the bored panda.

Touche

Aww, good for Hyde! It’s hard to complete a proper university education when you can only get credit for the classes you attended while transformed!

Oh look, it’s my dad!

“Yeah, can you pick up some of that random hardware that you don’t know what it goes to, but you’re afraid to find out as soon as you throw it away?”

There’s only TWO wolves on that shirt! It’s a bootleg ripoff of Three Wolf Moon!

The cat said meow. Repeatedly, if mine is any indication.

Pffft. What do you think the devil will be serving?(hint: it’s in the fridge)

“Tha winnaaah, and still-reigning champeeen, THA WAAAASP!”

This is the happy ending

Please! No! Anything but that! *Breaks down sobbing* I’ll tell you anything! Please, don’t make me be social!!

I *know* I've seen that bear in an old picture book but damned if I remember which one. That's really going to bug me now.

"Splat"

and I'm over here still trying to figure out how to tell people that I don't wanna make plans bc I'm tired

A lot more low-maintenance

Not again?

Pff. I START at 6 stops. Full escalation in 0 seconds. XD

I actually think this could be an amazing real painting!

Clearly I’m being thick today - I don’t get it.

We’re not the most creative lot, us wolves.

Demon control

Otherwise known by it's common name ...... Apple

...so NOW who's the therapist?

I would participate

I am weraing my cool glasses come to Pedro's glasses emporium to get cooler glasses

Why doesn't she count sheep like the rest of us do?

how odd indeed

jeez .. my mind went straight to Prisoner B-3087 by Alan Gratz. (great book btw if you like historical fiction. It's kinda sad. it's about the Holocaust which can be a touchy subject.)

My dad once lied about being interested in "investment properties" just because he was bored and wanted a tour of a house around the corner which was for sale.

Why does anyone take a book to read*? Don't just lounge on the beach, visit countries with interesting sights and museums. *apart from the travel bit

I can see this being a thing for young adults who have moved far away from home to attend college XD Leftovers in a Tupperware, just like mom makes!

haha now that's funny haha

Harp & Halo Associates! I want to work there!

What in the world is "curbing your dog"? 😂