ADVERTISEMENT

After failing to syndicate two comic strips in the 1990s, I rebooted my cartooning ambition in 2018 by drawing gag cartoons for domestic and international publications such as The Wall Street Journal, The Saturday Evening Post, Reader’s Digest, Weekly Humorist, Alta, Woman’s World, The Oldie, The Phoenix, Accounting Today, and others. I also spend a limited amount of time doing freelance cartooning for logos, greeting cards, coloring books, etc.

I grew up in the Chicago neighborhood of Rogers Park, but graduated from high school in Mosinee, WI. After college, I moved to Milwaukee, WI, where I worked for 37 years as a packaging design engineer. My interests also include playing ice hockey and guitar, but rarely at the same time.

More info: Instagram

#1

Appeared In Weekly Humorist

Cartoon shows a man at a restaurant table explaining cash to a waiter, highlighting retro payment methods.

Report

Khavrinen
Community Member
8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'll have to check with my Manager to see if we still accept that."

View more comments

After I retired from my job as a packaging design engineer, I found that I missed that creative challenge. But, thanks to my having attended the Kenosha Festival of Cartooning for the previous four years, I found the desire to reboot my cartooning career. Not wanting any form of hard commitment that was typically associated with syndicating a newspaper comic strip, I looked into drawing and selling gag cartoons to various magazines and newspapers.

RELATED:
    #2

    Appeared In Saturday Evening Post

    A humorous cartoon shows two kids at a computer, plotting to manipulate browsing history.

    Report

    #3

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoons of superheroes struggling with a windy day, capes and hair blowing wildly along a city street.

    Report

    ADVERTISEMENT

    I had previously been gifted a used Wacom Cintiq drawing tablet and was using it for sketching various packaging designs. To get used to using the tablet and learn the software for drawing cartoons (I use Autodesk Sketchbook Pro 7), I came up with a fun exercise. I chose an old gag idea of mine as the target and drew cartoons in the styles of some of my favorite cartoonists. (Note: if interested, the results can be found here).

    #4

    Appeared In Wall Street Journal

    A cartoon shows a person on a ledge talking to a hooded figure with a scythe.

    Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right answer: wrong questions.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #5

    Appeared In The Oldie (UK)

    Dog and cat in an interview cartoon, cat questioning dog's experience.

    Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't you even push objects of a table whilst looking completely innocent?"

    View more comments

    I’m all about efficiency, so I was very pleased to find that drawing digitally had cut my production in half. To that point, I also developed an Excel spreadsheet to track my cartoons – each of which has a unique serial number. I added columns of searchable and sortable data such as keywords, due dates, who they were submitted to, whether the cartoon is available as a line drawing/gray tone/color, and whether it has been sold/posted on social media, etc.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Like most cartoonists, I only sell about 10% of my cartoons. So, rather than let them just take up space on my hard drive, I regularly seek out candidates that, by tweaking their drawings and/or captions, might be good fits for other publications. By adding due dates to the spreadsheet, I’m able to import them into my Outlook calendar.

    #6

    Appeared In Alta

    Cartoon with a child talking to the Grim Reaper at the door.

    Report

    #7

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Magician demonstrating creative accounting in a humorous cartoon setting.

    Report

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Very seldom am I doing nothing but thinking of gag ideas. Typically, they pop up while doing a workout, going out for a walk, driving in my car, or most commonly while I’m taking a shower. I’ve even dreamed of ideas while sleeping. Unfortunately, my biggest struggle is the amount of time it takes to develop the perfect caption.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #8

    Appeared In Wall Street Journal

    Man playing tuba annoys neighbor with Vivaldi, highlighting cartoon humor.

    Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks the composer doth not be the problem.

    View more comments
    #9

    Appeared In Reader's Digest And Saturday Evening Post

    Cartoon of MENSA login screen with a prime numbers quiz for security verification.

    Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else has just run through them all in their head?

    View more comments

    My very first gag cartoon sale came in October of 2018, ten months after I had started to submit. My wife and I were visiting my uncle in Columbus, Ohio. At the time, he subscribed to over a dozen magazines and newspapers. I had always told him to keep an eye out for one of my cartoons. Then, on that October day, I was scrolling through emails on my phone when I saw the sale notification to Alta – a popular magazine out of California. I was elated, and my wife was overjoyed, but my 90-year-old uncle was probably the happiest of all. At that point, I figured if such a prestigious publication like Alta had interest in my cartoons, others would follow. So, I wrote down a series of realistic sales goals and related achievements. As of today, I’ve met all of them except for two: sell a cartoon to editor Bob Mankoff and sell a cartoon to The New Yorker.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    Appeared In The Oldie (UK)

    Cartoon: Doctor tells a patient their lab results warrant recommending an autopsy, highlighting dark humor.

    Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #11

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoon of a couple at a bar discussing working from home, with a cityscape view through the window.

    Report

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can drink, or because you can't?

    View more comments

    I also don’t advertise, so I don’t actively seek freelance jobs. Instead, I let clients knock on my door if someone needs a logo, greeting card, spot political cartoon, or special requests for friends. As a result, I’m always able to work these jobs into my schedule without disrupting my monthly submissions.

    #12

    Appeared In Alta (First Cartoon Ever Sold - 2018)

    Cartoon depicting a woman holding a phone and speaking about a hockey injury.

    Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think hockey is being used as a euphemism here

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #13

    Appeared In Weekly Humorist

    Mummy cartoon reading an Egyptian book, reminiscing, saying "Ahh, those were the good old days."

    Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for the ones schlepping and stacking pyramid parts.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #15

    Appeared In Weekly Humorist

    Heaven and hell cartoon with an angel behind a counter and a man sitting in flames below.

    Report

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he makes it look great on Instagram. "Private sauna, open 24/7!"

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #16

    Appeared In Accounting Today

    Cartoon with executives puzzled by a declining graph labeled as a "Quantum mainframe" bug.

    Report

    #17

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoon depicting a man holding a drink, joking about leading a top virtual reality company, with a group nearby.

    Report

    #18

    Appeared In Distributor's Link

    Robot cartoon prescribing acetone soak to a bolt on a couch.

    Report

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little WD-40 should make him sit bolt upright

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #19

    Appeared In American Bystander's 251

    Robot leading a rally of similar robots with raised fists in a stadium, depicting a humorous cartoon scene.

    Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a matter of if, but when.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #20

    Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

    Cartoon scene at night with a group holding pitchforks and a person hiding behind a rock in the forest.

    Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, BP, this censoring isn't funny when it totally ruins the joke. 🤬

    Ace
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any idea what it was supposed to say?

    Load More Replies...
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful with that stick, you could put out an eye. Oh wait, he's wearing safety glasses.

    Harold Lane
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google LENSed it. It said: "Over here ... I found the son-of-a-b**th!" And it was in color!

    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also ... I'm also going to look into whether or not I can add another post on BP of 20 more cartoons - perhaps with a different title.

    Load More Replies...
    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but where is Wendy?

    View more comments