After failing to syndicate two comic strips in the 1990s, I rebooted my cartooning ambition in 2018 by drawing gag cartoons for domestic and international publications such as The Wall Street Journal, The Saturday Evening Post, Reader’s Digest, Weekly Humorist, Alta, Woman’s World, The Oldie, The Phoenix, Accounting Today, and others. I also spend a limited amount of time doing freelance cartooning for logos, greeting cards, coloring books, etc.
I grew up in the Chicago neighborhood of Rogers Park, but graduated from high school in Mosinee, WI. After college, I moved to Milwaukee, WI, where I worked for 37 years as a packaging design engineer. My interests also include playing ice hockey and guitar, but rarely at the same time.
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Appeared In Weekly Humorist
Several years ago I had a tool truck guy dead seriously tell me he needed 3 forms of I. D., fingerprints And a DNA sample before he couldaccept that funny green stuff.... it took a few seconds to realize it was April 1st
Load More Replies...That was gracious of them, but they're also saving processing fees
Load More Replies...Contrary to popular opinion, I did NOT intend for the patron to resemble Larry David
In the late 90s Candid Camera did a bit on a store that only took credit cards. My wife and I laughed and laughed at such a silly concept.
It's not that the restaurant doesn't TAKE cash; rather, the waiter just isn't used to SEEING cash.
After I retired from my job as a packaging design engineer, I found that I missed that creative challenge. But, thanks to my having attended the Kenosha Festival of Cartooning for the previous four years, I found the desire to reboot my cartooning career. Not wanting any form of hard commitment that was typically associated with syndicating a newspaper comic strip, I looked into drawing and selling gag cartoons to various magazines and newspapers.
Appeared In Saturday Evening Post
Harvard Tuition For One Semester = $29,000. So you can eat, own a car and live indoors, or you can go to Harvard.
For that reason (and only that reason) is why I didn't attend Harvard.
Load More Replies...Who's kidding sho? They could probably afford it anyhow!
The alternative university for the west coast publications was S-T-A-N-F-O-R-D
Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
The gray-tone version of this cartoon is what appeared in the physical magazine. I colorized it for this post.
I had previously been gifted a used Wacom Cintiq drawing tablet and was using it for sketching various packaging designs. To get used to using the tablet and learn the software for drawing cartoons (I use Autodesk Sketchbook Pro 7), I came up with a fun exercise. I chose an old gag idea of mine as the target and drew cartoons in the styles of some of my favorite cartoonists. (Note: if interested, the results can be found here).
Appeared In Wall Street Journal
Looks like four raccoons or small monsters in a trench coat
Instead of finding a guru to provide the "meaning of life", the climber encounters the grim reaper. It was very mean of the reaper to cause the man to make such a long and tortuous climb, only to find that his reward would be ... death.
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"And that constant slobbering devotion to your humans...it's demeaning! Have you no self respect?!"
Load More Replies...I wonder what company the dog is interviewing with?
I’m all about efficiency, so I was very pleased to find that drawing digitally had cut my production in half. To that point, I also developed an Excel spreadsheet to track my cartoons – each of which has a unique serial number. I added columns of searchable and sortable data such as keywords, due dates, who they were submitted to, whether the cartoon is available as a line drawing/gray tone/color, and whether it has been sold/posted on social media, etc.
Like most cartoonists, I only sell about 10% of my cartoons. So, rather than let them just take up space on my hard drive, I regularly seek out candidates that, by tweaking their drawings and/or captions, might be good fits for other publications. By adding due dates to the spreadsheet, I’m able to import them into my Outlook calendar.
Appeared In Alta
He's always wanted to be an only child, and an orphan.
Load More Replies..."Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If one must die before we wake, please, oh Lord, my brother take."
Hush, little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed In your closet, in your head
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I'll bet they're all Thomas Jefferson 2-dollar bills
One of my best clients before they stopped using cartoons was Accounting Today. I'll bet they would've liked this one.
Very seldom am I doing nothing but thinking of gag ideas. Typically, they pop up while doing a workout, going out for a walk, driving in my car, or most commonly while I’m taking a shower. I’ve even dreamed of ideas while sleeping. Unfortunately, my biggest struggle is the amount of time it takes to develop the perfect caption.
Appeared In Wall Street Journal
Maybe just listens to, Vivid Al (Yankovic). (anagram)
Load More Replies...The original drawing indicated that the setting was a high-rise patio in Manhattan
Unless he was playing Three Seasons (too cold to play outdoors in winter here in Milwaukee)
Load More Replies...Appeared In Reader's Digest And Saturday Evening Post
Wouldn't it have been funny if I had misspelled "Verify"?
Someone could probably publish a nice anthology of just Login cartoons
My very first gag cartoon sale came in October of 2018, ten months after I had started to submit. My wife and I were visiting my uncle in Columbus, Ohio. At the time, he subscribed to over a dozen magazines and newspapers. I had always told him to keep an eye out for one of my cartoons. Then, on that October day, I was scrolling through emails on my phone when I saw the sale notification to Alta – a popular magazine out of California. I was elated, and my wife was overjoyed, but my 90-year-old uncle was probably the happiest of all. At that point, I figured if such a prestigious publication like Alta had interest in my cartoons, others would follow. So, I wrote down a series of realistic sales goals and related achievements. As of today, I’ve met all of them except for two: sell a cartoon to editor Bob Mankoff and sell a cartoon to The New Yorker.
Appeared In The Oldie (UK)
People are just dying to have one
Load More Replies...This should have been in "Young Frankenstein" just a suggestion to Mel Brooks
I almost drew a vampire - and in hindsight I think I made the right choice
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I retired before working from home was a thing. I don't think I would've like it
I also don’t advertise, so I don’t actively seek freelance jobs. Instead, I let clients knock on my door if someone needs a logo, greeting card, spot political cartoon, or special requests for friends. As a result, I’m always able to work these jobs into my schedule without disrupting my monthly submissions.
Appeared In Alta (First Cartoon Ever Sold - 2018)
Hockey could just as well have been surfing, tennis, water polo, soccer or boxing. But not pickleball.
Appeared In Weekly Humorist
No, they were paid well and treated fairly well.
Load More Replies...How can see through the nearly 4000 year old gauze?
Instead of the ankh, I was tempted to insert a drawing of the BOC symbol
Appeared In Saturday Evening Post
"I'm personally influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of between those really. It's like a Mach piece really" -Nigel Tufnel
This cartoon is dedicated to my Uncle, whose funeral we were attending the day I received notice of it's sale. Thank you Uncle James.
Appeared In Weekly Humorist
I'm sure he makes it look great on Instagram. "Private sauna, open 24/7!"
Why are his clothes so ragtag - rather than all burned away?
I was going to add a blurb about fresh cinnamon rolls but it would've made the caption way too long.
Appeared In Accounting Today
Happy Tariff was the brother of Omar Tariff and played his sidekick in Lawrence of Arabia
Load More Replies...I think we're still a decade out from quantum home pcs and laptops
Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
I like how his shirt collar sticks out of his sweater
Appeared In Distributor's Link
Exactly!!! That's why we can't trust robots or AI to enter over the medical profession!!! I've been saying this for years. Specifically, 1964 and 1998.
Load More Replies...I'd love a close-up of the certificate hanging on the back wall
Now that I think about it, I wonder why I decided to have a robot diagnose the problem
BTW, are Nylock fasteners still around? They used to have a factory in Skokie.
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Someone will be able to hack into them in order to do their bidding
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Careful with that stick, you could put out an eye. Oh wait, he's wearing safety glasses.
Google LENSed it. It said: "Over here ... I found the son-of-a-b**th!" And it was in color!
Also ... I'm also going to look into whether or not I can add another post on BP of 20 more cartoons - perhaps with a different title.
Load More Replies...I don't remember exactly, but I think it was something along the lines of "sun of the rich"
These were great! Too bad BP ruined that last one. I don't have a clue what it was supposed to say. 🤬
Thanks you Michelle, you can find more at ... www.instagram.com/alrozanskicartoons
Load More Replies...Thanks you WindySwede ... there are a lot more at ... www.instagram.com/alrozanskicartoons
Load More Replies...I don't remember exactly, but I think it was something along the lines of "sun of the rich"
These were great! Too bad BP ruined that last one. I don't have a clue what it was supposed to say. 🤬
Thanks you Michelle, you can find more at ... www.instagram.com/alrozanskicartoons
Load More Replies...Thanks you WindySwede ... there are a lot more at ... www.instagram.com/alrozanskicartoons
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