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This “Why Can’t We Have One Big Hole?” Thread Might Be The Funniest Thing You Read All Day (26 Answers)
The human body is as magical as it is mysterious. Often, we just go about our day without much thought of exactly how each part is working, and why we are built the way we are. But every now and again, a burning question might pop into our minds. For instance, “Why are some people tall while others are short?” or, “Why weren’t we created so that all humans live to the same age?”
For one person, that question pertained to the way we breathe. “Why don’t we have one big hole instead of two?” they pondered. And instead of turning to trusted Dr. Google, the curious netizen took to Threads to ask a bunch of strangers. But judging by some of the hilarious reactions, it turns out that nobody really 'nose.'
Bored Panda has put together a list of the best responses for you to scroll through after you take a few deep breaths. We also provide the proper answer to the person’s question, and explain why we have two nostrils instead of one. You’ll find that info between the images.
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Loosey Goosey 4 months ago
There's an actress in the UK called Danniella Westbrook whose nose looked like this due to years of sniffing marching powder.
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DeviousOtter 4 months ago
In the UK, there’s a soap star (Danniella Westbrook) who famously damaged her face because of this and had one nostril, she has had much reconfiguration surgery and stands as a poster child warning!
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Becky Samuel 4 months ago
They missed the tube that runs through the middle. Zoology divides animals by whether they have a tube that goes right through or just a single hole/one entrance situation.
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Lee Gilliland 4 months ago
People forget what an amazing discovery buttons originally were. For the first time in history, you could trim fabric to the human frame rather than only drape it over it. You could - shockingly - actually openly see the differences between men and women and, even worse, admire them. Buttons in a way were a major s****l revolution all by themselves.
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UnclePanda 4 months ago
On my more pessimistic days, I think of myself as an ambulatory coffee filter.
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Stephanie Did It 4 months ago
Also no relief from an itch, no way to open a plastic lid, no way to pick up a needle or peel an orange.
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🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 4 months ago
There are some politicians and egomaniacs with smooth brains... Also, you can disguise an insult to a compliment! "Ooooh, wow, your brain is so smooth, how do you achieve that!?". (ps. look up koala brains lol)
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Doug Moyer 4 months ago
Two nostrils and two ears on the side (in addition to the top ear). Sloppy AI prompt.
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lightlywhispereddestruction 4 months ago
That image on the left is far from accurate. People need to stop using AI slop for posts
Some people took the question seriously, though
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 4 months ago
I mean, there are already some people who ARE just one big hole... an ásshole! XD
DeviousOtter 4 months ago (edited)
It’s correct about a baby nursing - their noses are born slightly wider so their nostrils have air from the sides and allow them to breathe when feeding. I say this right now as I feed my baby at 3am, thank God for Bored Panda!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 4 months ago
I mean, there are already some people who ARE just one big hole... an ásshole! XD
DeviousOtter 4 months ago (edited)
It’s correct about a baby nursing - their noses are born slightly wider so their nostrils have air from the sides and allow them to breathe when feeding. I say this right now as I feed my baby at 3am, thank God for Bored Panda!
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