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You know how these days people can rate everything - from customer service to stuff you buy online and even your looks or your pets' likeability. And as much as people love the man's best friends aka dogs, they are still being rated for their demeanor and cuteness daily. And we know where to find the most hilarious funny dog ratings ever.
We Rate Dogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And their funny captions are just over the top. All you have to do is send them a serious or funny dog picture via direct message (or any dog come to think of it), and they'll give it a score from one to ten. The only problem is, some people seem to be sending them pictures of things that CLEARLY aren't dogs! Scroll down to see the dog memes that we are talking about. From Taiwanese Guide Walruses and East African Chalupa Seals to Iraqi Speed Kangaroos and Mongolian Grass Snakes, the list contains pretty much every animal you can think of...except dogs!
Now scroll down below for the funny dog jokes from We Rate Dogs; these funny jokes are sure to help you get through even the gloomiest of Mondays.
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Oum Hatim 4 years ago
👉 VOUS AVEZ DES PROBLÈMES AVEC VOTRE CHIEN ? IL EXISTE UNE NOUVELLE FAÇON POUR L’ÉDUQUER ❤️ Pour éduquer VOUS AVEZ DES PROBLÈMES AVEC VOTRE CHIEN ? IL EXISTE UNE NOUVELLE FAÇON POUR L’ÉDUQUER votre chien, plus besoin d’aller voir un dresseur. Tout ce qu’il vous manque c’est une méthode testée et prouvée, qui va vous guider étape par étape pour vous permettre d’avoir un chien calme, obéissant et bien éduqué. vidéo pour les 12 règles pour Dresser et Éduquer son chien https://oke.io/NgzT7
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John L 8 years ago
Could someone please help me out here.............. AnyOne-593...240a43.gif 
Hans 8 years ago
I think if this...sealdog was anywhere close to me, I could not resist but boop the nose.
Wakana Satou 8 years ago
The words for seal in Cantonese are translated as "Sea Dogs", so I guess this fits into the category.~ :P
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Morgan Markus 7 years ago
I think everyone here has been fooled by the picture quality. This is actually a larval tardigrade. Well done, photographer! 12/10
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Elizabeth Tunney 5 years ago
Is it really a dog? I’m concerned about this man, for polar bears are very dangerous. Or, it is a very fluffy dog
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
"Taiwanese Guide Walrus"?!?! This editor is HYSTERICALLY funny!!!
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Katharina Vittenlind 8 years ago
"Real funny guys, but we don't rate curtains. Please stop sending curtain pictures with no dogs in them."
Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
That joke was already DONE with the rug! Nope!
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Jennifer Tilden 7 years ago
"Real funny guys, but we don't rate Tyrell matriarchs. Please stop sending Oleanna Tyrell pictures with no dogs in them."
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Madelene Amendola 8 years ago
Fuzzy snakes? I can't decide whether that's cute or really scary.
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precise dwarf bravery 1 year ago
let me know honestly- at what point in this post did you realize that none of these creatures are real 😭😭
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fubukifangirl 8 years ago
That looks like my old dog. Yumi. It might be Miyu, one of her puppies.
Nikki Scott 8 years ago
I see them too. They must add them as a watermark for the page
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coffee zombie 8 years ago
Poor puppy got the lowest rating out of all the dogs I've seen so far. 20/10 for me.
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
a flop tail is very rare and it eats rugs, or mats or blankets easy to look after and feed
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Katie Bear 8 years ago
However, if you see a fence, hear barking, but see no dog, it is a North American Barking Fence.
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Squiggle Squibbleblobbler 6 years ago
Urban Floof Giraffe...I actually laughed out loud. Not just "lol" but I actually lol'd.
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sunnyrei82 8 years ago
it's one of those 3D effect posters.. you know... the ones you have to stare at a point and once your eyes are all crossed, a 3D image appears.
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Oum Hatim 4 years ago
Do you have PROBLEMS WITH YOUR CHIEN? IT EXISTES A NEW FAÇON FOR EDUCKING ❤️ To educate Do you have PROBLEMS WITH YOUR CHIEN? IT EXISTS A NEW FAÇON TO EDUCK your dog, no more need to go see a trainer. Everything you miss is a proven and tested method that will guide you step by step to allow you to have a calm, obedient and well educated dog. Video for the 12 rules for Dress and educate your dog https://oke.io/NgzT7
Allana Rose 8 years ago
In the old days, they use to hang the rugs up on the clothesline outside and beat it to get the dust out of it. I would not do this with this rug!!
Gillian Black 8 years ago
was this my brother that went missing , oh no hello bro. no and I am not real either ha ha ha got ya
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
looking our for his next meal as it comes up out of the ice I mean grass
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Melissa Nunya 8 years ago
You can just see him asking "please take it off, I promise I won't lick it" lol
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
I can’t remember when I’ve seen a lobster THIS embarrassed! He looks as if he’s mortified by his own shoes! 😆
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
I think they are nearly all gone from our world so so please save them
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Tracey Martens 8 years ago
This video is also known as "Why I HAD to buy that American Eskimo puppy".
Susann Campbell 8 years ago
This little polar bear is not broken he is just trying to act like a dog.
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Katie Bear 8 years ago
Please don't make me laugh histerically when I have a mouthfull of corn nuts. They go up the back of my nose.
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Cristy Cable 8 years ago
It's easy to confuse the two, but if you look closely you'll see it's definitely a Mexican Golden Beaver.
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Manuela Simon 8 years ago
Sorry guys, but you mixed it up. This is the Mexican white-mouthed beaver, not the golden beaver, although laymen hardly see the differences...
Allana Rose 8 years ago
"Mexican Golden Beavers" are very very rare! Good that you gave him a 10!
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Blind Oracle 8 years ago
He even sells merchandise now. Very smart college student.
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Blind Oracle 8 years ago
How did that bird get anything less than 11/10? It even grew fur for the winter!
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
It's really a Hungarian mouse muffin! anyone can plainly see that, even if he cant!
Cristy Cable 8 years ago
Looks like a happy wee Eyeless Porch Bear, 12/10 would definitely hug.
Debbie Palmer 8 years ago
This looks like my Mothers blue Chow Chow named/registered Betty Lues Baby Blue
Mascha Claessens 8 years ago
A family down the street had two of these in their front yard. I ACTUALLY believed they were bears when I was little XD
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coffee zombie 8 years ago
Am I the only one who feels bad for dogs that are getting a less than 10 rating?
mdorado 8 years ago
In this case he is just rating the road because there's no dog in the pic, but I do feel bad for the Iraqi Speed Kangaroo :(
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Abur Felix 8 years ago
You guys don't get it. The dog got top marks for the working camouflage. It's the poor pot-holed road that gets a 5. Can you see the point now (see what I did there, under camouflage?)
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
Now Sophie is offended! She searched hours to find this fancy road and you call it mediocre?
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
Bath Tortoise , bath tortoise um googled it and yes it definatly one
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Gillian Black 8 years ago
I lost my wings think I left them here somewhere or is that the kids of c**p now i lost the kids as well
James McMaster 3 years ago
Sorry to say...you misidentified this one. It's clearly a giant black sand gopher.
Kyan De Catfish 8 years ago
Finally freaking figured out that these are all fake species. WOW, I mean, what is an Ostritch? An 'O' that speaks broken english and says he's gonna stretch?
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Emily Fraser 8 years ago
I was just thinking about my dog in this exact costume! What if you dressed a dog up as a hamburger? I have seen the costume!
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Maria McConnaughy 8 years ago
I think there was a dog in this, but the shark ate it. :( Pretty morbid shot.
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
Yes but the ETPF Bears are an endangered species. Getting a pic of them is like finding the Holy Grail!
Jean Schweibish 8 years ago
Not to be picky, but I believe this is an Exceptional-Blue-Tongued Peruvian Floor Bear.
Gillian Black 8 years ago
oh that blue tongued floor bear is so cute and cuddley wonder if I could hug it
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Jeeves 8 years ago
BEST. SOCIAL MEDIA. PAGE. EEEEVVVVEEEEER upvotes 99999999999999999999999999999999 times.
Lynnie Hendricks 8 years ago
Delightful! It's the inventive silly names that make it work so well.
jhanzaib ali 3 years ago
Ancient dogs have also been discovered in Peru and Chile. The oldest known dog breed is the Basenji, believed to be descended from wolves that had been domesticated in Cameroon around 2000 BC. https://dogscareportal.com/how-did-wolves-become-dogs/
Becky Burtis 3 years ago
YOU are Brilliant! "Rare Canadian Floofer Owl, Smol Broken Polar Bear, Taiwanese Guide Walrus, Floppy Tongued House Panda"... I tried to pick my favorite. I simply can't. I have to save them all. THANK YOU!
Jeeves 8 years ago
BEST. SOCIAL MEDIA. PAGE. EEEEVVVVEEEEER upvotes 99999999999999999999999999999999 times.
Lynnie Hendricks 8 years ago
Delightful! It's the inventive silly names that make it work so well.
jhanzaib ali 3 years ago
Ancient dogs have also been discovered in Peru and Chile. The oldest known dog breed is the Basenji, believed to be descended from wolves that had been domesticated in Cameroon around 2000 BC. https://dogscareportal.com/how-did-wolves-become-dogs/
Becky Burtis 3 years ago
YOU are Brilliant! "Rare Canadian Floofer Owl, Smol Broken Polar Bear, Taiwanese Guide Walrus, Floppy Tongued House Panda"... I tried to pick my favorite. I simply can't. I have to save them all. THANK YOU!
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