People Are Exposing The Totally Unrealistic Behaviors Of TV Or Movie Characters In Funny Tweets (40 Pics)

Upvote, upvote, upvote!!

And I don’t ever crash unless I’m the bad guy or I need more emotional scarring

It’s the tablecloth that annoys me... we never use tablecloths except at Christmas

Also, it starts running directly on its own and I have all the programs I need to look at it.

And I am refreshed like it was a nap

and I never wear my clothes more than one time

And always perfectly healthy.

I always wondered about this. When I was still in school (every school), the teachers would decide when it was time to leave the classroom. Bell or no bell.

I wish this was true...

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What? You guys needs to go to the toilet directly after waking up? I always have breakfast first

Yup. Very strange. And annoying.

Also, I say "Lock the doors and don't open them to anyone" and when they ask why I'll say "I'll explain it later" and that person is totally cool with that instead of calling the police.

Just wondering : is it a typical American thing to have front doors that can be opened from the outside when not locked ? Where I'm from, you always need a key to open the front door, locked or not.

This is so accurate...

Oh how I wish this was real life...

Haha, yes, and I'm always like "Why doesn't he/she just tell... ah, it's a movie..."

This is so irritating!

Also, simply walk away after giving a snippet of information. "You should talk to X, I can't say anymore, I already said too much"

I wonder how that affects people's attitudes toward police...

well... atleast the hero always wins

I rarely say goodbye. Instead I usually say "love you" for family or "have a nice day" for business. It is just something I do without thinking about it.

Always remember to bring a torch with no batteries!

This always irritates me...

...or the small tv in the corner of the kitchen which I will casually ignore until I walk past at the exact headline I need.

Remember, this is Film/TV land. Anything is possible.

And always on some obscure instant message platform, nothing anyone has ever seen.

That implies they aren't aware of the muzzle energy of their particular firearm. For instance .38 Long Colt likely wouldn't come out the other side of their head. By comparison, 9mm Luger would have the aforementioned effects.

and you will be an expert in pathology, fingerprints, and ballistics

And don't forget to victoriously announce: I'm in!' when you discover the password.

Maybe they have a gps in there as well, "turn right at the next corner". :)

Also, it's not the shirt he was wearing so I actually have to rummage through his closet to find one.

Hello, i am a boob in a TV drama. I am never, ever allowed to be seen because it's indecent and yucky. But if i grow on a leading female character, i am supposed to look perky and abundant through her clothes to make people know i'm there. My good friend nipple is allowed to be clearly seen if it grows on a male actor, of course.

yep, seen this in koe no katachi.... teacher introduced the girl, she got bullied, left school, principal came to talk about this in class and the bully got called out

Yeah, well, you can't actually put everything in now can you? You also don't see people actually walking/driving/biking somewhere the whole way. Or sleeping from beginning to end... That's not something you see that is actually not happening in real life. Like table cloths and turning your head for ten seconds at a time while driving...

Showers in the movies are there for crying or having sex. Not for washing.

Just a step up from "the usual". Because I know all the staff at every coffee shop/bar/restaurant.

And let's not forget the running away from fire blasts, water that flushes streets, and even dropping temperatures (looking at you "Day after Tomorrow")

This ! Horrible. I upvoted

and almost always it seems that my drinks are pre-paid..

And not get in my eyes or mouth, and never gets tangled.

always wondered how they dont have paste on their mouth after brushing....

yep.... pretty much

And I don’t get pulled over.

unless, you visit your girlfriend and you have a horrible diarrhea :D

We also have unlocked doors/vents you can open and then crawl around the whole ship in/gun ports you can open from the outside; but even if we are more advanced than you we have no security system whatsoever. And we'll never see you when you look around a corner.

Oh, there was a murder? Very interesting...

No, it’s just invisible. (/s)

Or down your leg.

Well we actually have that in Sweden. If you just order a pint you'll get a glass of the cheapest and most common brand of beer.

I have seen people do that irl

Or tie you to a chair and give you a long speech about the origins of his evilness and his urge to destroy the world, while giving you the time to scramble up your knife/car keyes and free yourself, much to his surprise.

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What is the main language spoken in the city of the reighndeers names start with the same thing and the other one is a

The only exception being the car chase in see no evil, hear non evil. Cracks me up every time. "Look at the road!"... "Ok if it make you feel better"

Leaving it open for the guy who's hunting me to just walk in.

and i am in shock when i am suddenly hugged

yep.... after 3 days of that, my mom would stop going through a hassle to make a feast for breakfast... she would just get some toast hahaha

Nobody ever grabs bacon. They grab a bagel or an apple and say: goodbye honey! :D

and real conveniently, all the channels suddenly broadcast the same news

The Blind Side. Kid and his adopted brother are singing to the radio, driver looks at his kid brother for just a second as they are singing together and runs a stop light, crashing into someone else.

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Huuuuuh???

"wait, pause there... zoom in... we got em boys."

And I have an excellent memory so I'll remember everything you said even if it involves 20 different people/10 different locations/15 different times/days. And I'll always know where to go to after hearing this information.

Yep. This is true.

like...what? if the person were really there, you would've just slapped them in the face countless times, and woken them up...

Telepathy?

If the producer gives you a red shirt...