50 Funny Mom Posts To Scroll While Hiding In The Bathroom For 5 Minutes (New Pics)

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Child is right

I never wanted the peoples 👀

Pretty sure that would make you a target for a certain demographic wanting to tip you over.

I used to be sad sitting alone on the bus as a kid, because I didn't have many friends. Now having no seatmate is a win - bus, train, plane 😄

One BILLION percent agree with this. Future parents take note! 😊😳

The mum brain actually gets better when single, as you dont have to do the extra mental load and just get s**t done!

I need this and a built in potty.

Maskmaking 101.

Jalapeño poppers😋

Summers have always flown by in the blink of an eye. Regardless of age.

My yesterday. I was going to bed and thought "fvck, I didn't accomplish a thing today, then I remembered that I paid 3 bills and did the laundry", I slept OK after that.

A dollar bill and two dimes. Only 3 things, but still 120¢

1000% this

Londoners: If someone is walking towards you fixated on their phone and unaware of you, stop dead, wait, wait until the last possible moment and then announce in a loud and clear voice "LOOK UP!"... possibly the most entertaining thing to do on Oxford St.

Cardigans that you made yourself. While sipping tea, hot chocolate, or wine.

I don't have a weekly to do list. I have a to do before I get visitors list.

I'm so happy that for the most part my youngest (now 13)is an experiences guy. We go to museums and rodeos and petting zoos and go-karts and... I'm still spoiling him but without the material aspects. Love it.

Mel in Georgia

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I was the weird kid who wanted to be the family cat. I didn't have to talk to anyone and just walked around on all fours, meowed, and rubbed against people's legs.

Husband:: "honey, what's for dinner?"

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How did it take me 2 hours to drink a cup of coffee and brush my teeth???

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Can it still be called a "stage" when it doesn't end?

So easy when your kids are still in the hypothetical stage

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Our answer when our kids were little was always, "About ten minutes more." Now there's navigation screens and you can't estimate the arrival time.

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Scented wax, an air purifier and a xanax :)

Not a mom, but this seems relevant.

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My dad had morning duty before going to work while my mom slept in. Never realized what a brilliant and unusual situation that was until I had kids!

An adult get together but no activities. Just a giant slumber party.

When was the last time you did a slip and slide? Because I did one when I was like 35 after having a few kids, and let me tell you the bruises that I had the next day. It was like 10 slides tops, and I could barely walk for the next two weeks. Slip and slides are weird and they are definitely not for adults.

Yes, oh God yes. And my 3 year old does none of these well!!

My brother and I were thick as thieves, one would lie about it and the other would swear to it.

Your goose is cooked when she starts using pluralis majestatis.

I mean you could have stopped with Cocomelon. Anything after that is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

I spent my childhood being "Melanie's little sister" because no one seemed to be able to (or care to) remember MY name XD My sister and I were both in a singing/dancing group and the instructors seriously referred to me as that the entire time. I tried politely reminding them that my name is Crystal. Nope! "Okay, Melanie's little sister, go stand over there for your solo." Sigh XD I don't think my mother has ever called me by the wrong name, but she has never remembered my birth date (she only has two kids..) and she DOES continually call my pets by the names of my old pets who died 30 years ago.. >_>;

But shame on everyone who let's their children pee into the pool!

I live in Scotland, so the correct clothing depends a lot on how windy it is. I always carry an extra layer just in case 😄

This was initially so confusing! In the UK school holidays are when the kids are off school. So I'm like 'why are you going to school on your week off?'

If you're going to censor ones so that they no longer make sense, just don't post them.

That's not mom brain, that's just ADHD...

When everything is demanding attention and you just snap. The other day there was 2 TV shows going, a washing machine, youngest talking to me (nonstop nonsense), oldest talking to mom, bored cat meowing and I just up and went for a walk.

Or scrolling BP.

Considering how little action there seems be compared to how much on field coaching though...

This would be my first attempt at hitchhiking.

Not in this economy we don’t hide eggs.

Went for a walk with my daughter so we could eat our popsicles in the sun. Not even five minutes later, she sets it on the ground because it's "all melty." ONE lick is not considered a bite!

What a waste of food!

Yeah, almost 4 year old needs me to wipe her butt after a Nr. 2, but I heard that's normal 🫠

Always have doors n windows open , 🤷‍♀️and ALWAYS LET DOGS INDOORS PFFT husband not so much 😂

Just sharing...an ache.

She needs medicating.

That's why I don't drink alcohol anymore. It's simply not worth the side effects anymore...

"Pin your wig on" - my late mother.