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One thing that almost always gets a laugh out of us is when somebody uses incorrect but similar sounding words to express themselves. Electrical instead of electoral, bone jaw instead of bonjour, suppository instead of repository — the comedic potential is nearly limitless because we all have blind spots where we mix up two similarly sounding words that are, in reality, anything but similar in meaning.

The subreddit ‘Bone Apple Tea’ (which sounds almost like bon appétit in French) collects all forms of malapropisms which are when people use an incorrect word that sounds similar to the appropriate word, often with hilarious results. We’ve collected the best such examples, so get your scrolling fingers ready, upvotes your faves and share with your friends. Let us know what the best malapropisms you’ve ever heard are and share with us if you’ve ever committed any embarrassing linguistic accidents yourself.

Be sure to scroll down for Bored Panda's interview with 'Bone Apple Tea's' founder and moderators!

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Kwj
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last response with the entire pig, is the best thing ever! :D

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    Kwj
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The respone made me laugh so much :D

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    Raine
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i believe the storks dont deliver anymore

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    Bored Panda got in touch with the ‘Bone Apple Tea’ subreddit and talked to its moderators about the community, its history and what it stands for.

    The subreddit’s creator TheNekkedNinja had this to say: “I started the sub around 3-ish years ago. I was bored at work and I was curious about how moderating worked. The rest is history!”

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    “As far as the name goes, I always liked the original bone apple tea meme so when I saw that the name was free, ‘Bone Apple Tea’ was born,” TheNekkedNinja explained. “I never thought I would do anything with it and I definitely never thought it would ever become this big. I have no modding experience so I'm incredibly thankful for the mods that came on board and turned it into what it has become today. We currently have 15 mods who sift through hundreds of submissions a day from over 700K subscribers.”

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    CiscoZulfikar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you paper, you gonna make some lemonade

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a recipe: https://www.vindulge.com/smoked-marinara-sauce/

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    One of the moderators, Altrissa, told Bored Panda that the community’s mission statement is to “highlight the amount of malapropisms that exist in the world.”

    “English is one of the weirdest languages in human history and our sub more than proves it!” the mod said. “If native English speakers can have so many problems finding the correct word, imagine how hard it is for everyone else! It's also quite hilarious to see all of the inventive ways people use phonics to spell words they aren't familiar with.”

    “Some of the funniest malapropisms we've heard are usually the more immature ones,” Altrissa revealed. “Tonight tits" for tinnitus, "orgasmic blueberries" for organic blueberries, and "crushed Asians" for crustaceans.”

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    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're out of luck, mate - you'll never make your money back on me.

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    Koalamonster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're a big problem in the hippo communities.

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    Incorrect words get used all the time by people from all backgrounds: whether they’re politicians or private citizens, everyone has at some point embarrassed themselves, perhaps unknowingly, by mixing up words that at first glance can look almost identical. Malapropisms tend to have a very powerful effect on people, making us giggle as though we’re schoolchildren.

    The very term ‘malapropism’ came into being after Richard Brinsley Sheridan created the stage comedy called The Rivals in 1775. In the popular play, the humorous aunt character Mrs. Malaprop often mixed up words and caused the audience to chuckle with laughter.

    For example, Mrs. Malaprop (whose name is a version of the French word malapropos which means ‘inappropriate’) has been known to call the ‘pinnacle of politeness’ the ‘pineapple of politeness.’ She also mixes up ‘allegory’ with ‘alligator.’

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the chicken consented.

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    The character Archie Bunker from the TV situational comedy All in the Family also constantly used malapropisms. Such as mixing up ‘ill refute’ with ‘ill repute,’ ‘ivory shower’ with ‘ivory tower,’ and ‘pig’s eye’ with ‘pigsty.’ We laugh at times like these because the jokes are instinctively funny to us; but we also laugh because we know we’ve made similar mistakes, and they’re a part of being human.

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    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh they've caught some new shoplifters

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    CiscoZulfikar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it's true, the source of sweet and sour for your food

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    Shawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!! So much wrong with this post...

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    Shawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a hug! He probably needs to wipe better as well. Lol

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    M.J.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha. Can't stop laughing.

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is a bad mistake, since euthanasia and youth in Asia are both likely presentation topics! Besides, who knows how the teacher pronounced euthanasia

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Type 2 Diabetes, from now on I will call it "Tattoo Diabetes", it sounds much better :-)

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    Demonic Darkness
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't even get a discount with 2 for 5. Why not just say 2.50

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    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a conversation between two lesbians

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    Demonic Darkness
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She dodged a bullet. Well, two. Rude and stupid.

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tend so do that in mafia-ruled pizza restaurants

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    Phil DeBlanc
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies are yummy as long as you don't burn them.

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    Bill
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they only did credit cards

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    Aaron W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they hit your forehead when you run? That might be why your ears are ringing.

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    Calcium The Bully Terrier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's the right word. You can't see it, because the image is cropped, but he has webbed feet

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    TheExtremeSmell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always thought that when I was little

    WillemPenn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clarice! I have a liver and fava bean spice latte with two pumps of Chianti for Clarice!

    Ed Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannibal Lecter's favorite.

    Marcellus the Third
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have another jar where they keep the skins in.

    Hard 2 Guess
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you bring it up here? Now I must go cleanse my mind with some puppies and kitten pics.

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    Mrs. McCHUBS
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh don’t even tell me how it is made

    glowworm2
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was called Skin Milk as a little kid.

    Margie S.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Grannie always called it Skin milk and then there was oakmeal too. ;)

    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives new meaning to breastfeeding

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in denile of my own missouri

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    Koalamonster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love the part of the movie where the beast freaks out when the Asian markets drop and he's terrified that he'll lose all his money. I mean, that is why he's mad most of the movie.

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    Shawn
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take one jelly a*s on toast please

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    Koalamonster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The... plains... there's just so much wrong here

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the third person asking to be in the screenshot

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    A B C
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who doesn't know what the heck a valedictorian is :D

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a confederate flag, so I'm not surprised he's dumb af

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family is such a basic word, so how can you not form familiar, how the hell do you get for meal your out of it

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Caucasians do have slightly higher autism rates than other groups....nothing to do with vaccines though.

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    Koalamonster
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf. Anyone who ends a statement where they seem to be aroused with 'damn daddy quack quack'- I would just like you to imagine the next romantic encounter you have and as things are gettimg to the business one of you says that. I don't feel like it would necessarily go well.

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    CalamityOne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm desperate for a smork...

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what kind of pieces he builds his day out of....

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    Kwj
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my 5 yr old stepson says Ketchup :D

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    Daniela-Iulia Balaciu
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - Raise your wheels, you are under arrest. - I can't, I can't, don't you see I'm a car? - O, sorry Sir. Jonny, go to the Porsche, arrest that Porsche, now!

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    Monday
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like banches...but they're not as comfortable as my coch or safa

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because of a meme in the Les Miserables fandom and not because someone thinks that's how you actually write it

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    Jon S.
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can forgive a kid's a spelling mistake. If we are including these then bored panda would be full of nothing but kids' exercise books.

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