60 Jokes That Will Make All Microsoft Windows Users Laugh, Then Cry
Whether you're a Mac OS or Windows user (c'mon, nobody is actually running Linux), you've probably heard at least one Windows joke. Since its initial release 32 years ago, Windows has had quite a few bugs and updates, all of which caught the users at the worst possible time. Completing a homework assignment that's due in an hour? Displaying an ad on a screen on the street? Too bad, the operating system will restart. Now. And the announcements it makes usually don't help, either. Phrases like "this won't take long" or "something happened" raise more questions than they provide answers. Bored Panda has compiled a list of painfully funny Microsoft Windows jokes, highlighting why Bill Gates needs to take a closer look at it. Scroll down to enjoy the entries and upvote your favorites.
#5 Convinced Tech-Illiterate Friend To Upgrade To Windows 10. Told Him It Was Fool-Proof. When He Asked How He'd Fix It If Something Went Wrong, I Said "Nothing Is Going To Happen". He Sent Me This
That is the scariest notification of all. 😂 even the computer didnt know whats wrong.
#6 Being Honest With Microsoft
#7 I Feel Like Windows Mistakenly Did Something Horrible To My Files, And Then Managed To Fix Them While In A Panic
#9 My Daughter Was Excited For Her First Computer Homework, But Then She Had Her First Experience With Windows Update Instead
Well, there`s your excuse ! "I couldn't do my homework, Microsoft hijacked my computer !"
#10 Windows Being Windows
The mighty killer in each windows can be found at -- Right click --> Task manager --> End Task!
#12 Apparently My Computer At Work Wasn't Having It Today
#15 Biggest Lie In The History Of The World
#18 I Just Wanted Some Water...
#20 Windows
Still cant believe that Microsoft dont know that force updating is the most annoying thing
#21 What Improvements Could Be Made To Windows 10?
#22 Pretty Much Guaranteed To Crash
#24 Microsoft At It's Finest
This is like a woman's fashion magazine. "Love yourself, fatty!"
#25 Delete Windows?
#27 Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon First Glance
I bet my ass, there's gonna be somebody bashing the keyboard with their face :D
#29 Loudest Sounds Ever
Actually, the loudest sound, is the microwave beeping when you're trying to sneak a midnight snack :)
#32 When Windows XP Froze So You’d Drag The Window Around
#34 Me Irl
Yeah, this is more of a Chrome issue. Check your task manager, and you'll see Chrome at least 8 times. Even when the setting is for it to all shut down when closed a few stay running.
#36 When You're Home For Christmas And It's Time For Your Parents' Annual Computer Maintenance
Stand up. Open the window (or not - your choice). Throw out computer. Sit down. Enjoy. ....oh and eat some cake
#39 Update And Restart
#40 Searching For 'Firef' Shows 'Ie' As Best Match In Windows
#43 Guess Who Has Homework Due At Midnight. It's Currently 10:30 And Has Been Updating For 10 Mins
#44 It's Treason, Then
#46 I'm At Chuckie Cheese With The Kids And My Race Car Literally Crashed
#47 After Rebooting Required By A Windows Update. It's Like My Computer Pranked Me
#49 Thanks, Windows
"Hello? Helloooo??? " She kept calling around but no program ever answered. She was alone in the Matrix.
#50 Oh Windows
#51 Skype Is Officially Bloatware, Uninstalled It Yesterday Only To Have It Come Back In Full Force Today
Skype has been bloatware ever since Microsoft acquired it, and they started making it nigh-unclosable, with forced ads.
#55 Really Windows 10? The Calculator?
#56 Sneaky
"Jimmy looking through the blinds" from The Office would be more appropriate...
#57 Microsoft Force-Closed My Final Exam To Update Windows 10
I've always gotten quite a lot of warning before Win 10 upgraded anything, and always with the option of postponing. Am I alone?
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Windows...the product that has gotten 5% better in the last 20 years.
Good one!
If Apple decides to make a car, would it have windows?
Most of these can be easily avoided by simply not using windows 8, 8.1 or 10.
Friend uses Windows 7 on his laptop and he kept asking me about upgrading to Windows 10 and I kept saying don't do it. Guess what he did! Few days later he asks me if I can put Windows 7 back on his laptop
My coworker's computer has Win7, mine has Win10. While it's not a perfect OS, you can totally see the difference. My computer generally functions better. And we're using the same hardware. She wants to upgrade too.
Windows...the product that has gotten 5% better in the last 20 years.
Good one!
If Apple decides to make a car, would it have windows?
Most of these can be easily avoided by simply not using windows 8, 8.1 or 10.
Friend uses Windows 7 on his laptop and he kept asking me about upgrading to Windows 10 and I kept saying don't do it. Guess what he did! Few days later he asks me if I can put Windows 7 back on his laptop
My coworker's computer has Win7, mine has Win10. While it's not a perfect OS, you can totally see the difference. My computer generally functions better. And we're using the same hardware. She wants to upgrade too.