Some dads are passionate about classic cars and fishing trips. Others enjoy hiking and tackling DIY projects. But no matter how different they may be, dads seem to share one common trait: their unstoppable urge to crack the cheesiest jokes.
And even though we might roll our eyes at their puns and groan at their one-liners, deep down, we secretly love them. Luckily, the popular Facebook group ‘Dad Jokes Daily’ features plenty of these awkwardly hilarious quips, and we’ve picked out some of their best dad jokes to share with you. Scroll down to check them out and upvote your favorites!
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For many of us, childhood meant being exposed to a steady stream of classic dad jokes. However, the term itself wasn’t officially recognized in dictionaries until 2014. Though it appeared on X (formerly Twitter) in 2007, and British publishers began releasing joke compilation books under this theme in 2013.
The earliest mention of dad jokes is credited to a 1987 editorial in the Gettysburg Times. Writer Jim Kalbaugh praised fathers for telling embarrassing jokes to their children—or, even better, to others in front of their children. Kalbaugh argued that this practice was “one of the great traditions of fatherhood worth preserving.”
I just shot Diet Coke out thru my nose, when I read about the 14 years !! That's HILARIOUS !!!!
Dad jokes seem to have universal appeal across cultures, notes Marc Hye-Knudsen, a humor researcher and lab manager at Aarhus University. For example, in Japan, they have a concept called oyaji gyagu, which can be translated to ‘old men’s gags’ or ‘middle-aged men’s gags’. In Danish culture, they’ve adopted the modern term ‘dad jokes’. But in the past, they referred to it as onkel humor (‘uncle humor’) and morfar vittigheder (‘grandfather jokes’).
So why are dads across generations and countries so invested in this corny kind of humor? Comedy critic and dad Jason Zinoman has an explanation. “The demise of a dad’s sense of humor begins in early parenthood while workshopping jokes in front of babies, tiny philistines who think peekaboo is a hilarious bit of misdirection,” he writes.
When kids grow into toddlers, they fixate on trivial things, making it easy to amuse them with silly remarks. “Like so many lazy comics, we parents pander. If jokes work, they stay in the set. Gradually, we become hooked on cheap laughs.”
As children become older, dads are reluctant to let go of the jokes they’ve come to love. “When their humor matures, they mock ours and, in their search for a critical language to express their contempt, the dad joke was born.”
Regardless of the audience, the biggest fans of dad jokes are probably other dads. For example, Zinoman recounts a moment he once shared with another father. At a kids’ birthday party, one dad mentioned he had just “cobbled together” summer camps for his child. Zinoman quipped that camps in the area are very “cobble-able”. Catching on, the other dad grinned and said, “Cobble Hill,” referring to a nearby neighborhood.
There's a 24-hours Chinese restaurant in our town. 'Wok Around The Clock'.
“The best argument for dad jokes is that bad art can be tremendous fun. Anyone who tells you differently has never cackled their way through an abysmal movie as they made fun of it with good friends, or gleefully beat a joke into the ground,” Zinoman says. “Some of the biggest laughs of my life have been from bad jokes, because what’s funnier than failure?”
“Believing wholeheartedly in something lame is very funny,” agrees Christian Smith, a comedian from Toronto and a father to a two-year-old. “The lamer the better and the more you do it with a mischievous grin, the more you’ll get away with it.”
He likes to tease his wife with this one: “Do you have a raisin?” he asks, knowing she’ll inevitably respond with a no. “Well, how about a date?”
In a world where many jokes aim to offend or belittle, dad jokes do the opposite—they’re harmless and bring people together. Another Canadian comedian Dylan Gott, who has a three-year-old son and is expecting another child this month, shares, “The key to a good dad joke is uniting the rest of your family against you.” This is especially helpful if others are feeling anxious. “You come in and say something that makes everyone forget about the tense situation.”
for a proper dish of mashed potatoes, you need the same quantity of potatoes and butter (salted of course); and when serving the dish, don't forget to add some butter, otherwise it is too dry
Load More Replies...Plant Based is the name of the range but I still chuckle to myself whenever I see this in store.
Yes, you are entirely right. Just shows the marketing team had a sense of humour - or completely missed it!
Load More Replies...It's because Asda's normal mash (and most store bought) use dairy products that vegans and those with dairy allergies (like me) can't have. So yes potato is a vegetable but the stuff they add to the potatoes aren't. Like some roast potatoes are cooked in duck fat. So whilst the potatoes again are plant based, the rest of the ingredients aren't.
And the potatoes are certified. Not made with those awful counterfeit potatoes!
It’s mashed potatoes, in which milk and butter are often added, so maybe that’s it?
Yeah, somewhere in the middle of the package it does say that it is vegan.
Load More Replies...Hey people bought that "fat free" hard candies were healthier than the pure sugar rocks without the claim
Oh my god. That's so painfully bad. I'll have to keep an eye out during my next shop - Asda is only down the road for me.
I also love the "plant-based" crackers at the organic market (what else are crackers made out of?!?)
No, the aliens fly Away from us after seeing what we've done to our own planet. We are the aliens that destroy planets aren't we? We're already making plans to mine in outer space now?
No; Aliens fly past us because there are no signs of intelligent life on earth; they fly around like its no big deal and we can't figure out how to fly back and forth from one state to the next without having some part fall off our planes, that's why!!!
Made with certified potatoes... what are uncertified potatoes and what are they made of
Of course, those wonderful plant based British potatoes, so vegan, as opposed to all other kinds of potatoes, right?
British potatoes- mad for mash, Asda grocery store. Are they also dairy free & gluten free???
Mashed potatoes usually contain milk and/or butter. So presumably these are the dairy-free version, which makes plant-based an accurate description.
Load More Replies...except it doesnt say that. It says plant based MASHED potatoes. So maybe YOU are the reason aliens fly straight past us.
It says "mashed potato" though? I thought you were going to say they need glasses because they weren't noticing it's vegan, since mashed potatoes usually have dairy.
Load More Replies...Moreover, dad jokes have been scientifically shown to positively influence children’s development. A study by The British Pscyhological society, led by Marc Hye-Knudsen, suggests that when fathers tell corny jokes, they push their kids’ limits for handling awkward situations. This helps children become more resilient to judgment and embarrassment, preparing them to grow into confident, empowered adults.
Hye-Knudsen points out that dad jokes resemble the rough-and-tumble play that fathers instinctively use to engage their children—a trait observed across multiple species, including primates. This makes dad jokes a natural outcome of a behavior that has existed for millions of years.
“So to all the dads out there who love telling dad jokes to your kids: don’t let their groans, their eye-rolls, or their palpable irritation stop you,” encourages Hye-Knudsen. “You’re partaking in a long and proud tradition, and your embarrassingly awful jokes may even do them some good. Keep repeating the same old stale puns, year-in and year-out”.
Hopefully, you’re now inspired to continue the legacy of making dad jokes and have found some inspiration from these posts for your next one. Remember, the cheesier the better!
I like this one. Going to have to get a t-shirt with that on it now.
“Gullible” is the only English word in common usage that does not appear in any dictionary.
We got a Doberman Pinscher, and boy does he annoy my wife for some reason.
I think SHE is holding HIS hand so he doesn’t wander off after shiny objects.
I'll often order a salad, and it comes with a knife and fork. My usual comment: "If I need a knife to eat a salad, someone's not doin' something right!"
The new generation has no idea about Siamese Twin Meat Pac-Man.
I agree with you! We need more jokes and less "AITA" posts.
Load More Replies...I love, Love, LOVE, ❤️ dad jokes, especially the horrible puns - the worse they are, the better I like 'em!!!!! KEEP 'EM COMING!!!!!
One of my favorite dad jokes: How do you get D**k from Richard? You ask nicely
My favorite dad joke is: What’s a Pirate’s favorite letter? (They’ll inevitably say “Arrrr”, then you get to put on your best Pirate voice and say:) No, it’s the C!
This was awesome. Improved with every scroll too. Man... Post more like this please!
I agree with you! We need more jokes and less "AITA" posts.
Load More Replies...I love, Love, LOVE, ❤️ dad jokes, especially the horrible puns - the worse they are, the better I like 'em!!!!! KEEP 'EM COMING!!!!!
One of my favorite dad jokes: How do you get D**k from Richard? You ask nicely
My favorite dad joke is: What’s a Pirate’s favorite letter? (They’ll inevitably say “Arrrr”, then you get to put on your best Pirate voice and say:) No, it’s the C!
This was awesome. Improved with every scroll too. Man... Post more like this please!
