Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us have officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating, after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.

Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.

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#1

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣

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#2

The Things You Find On Craigslist

The Things You Find On Craigslist

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Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

Fish drama

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#3

Uber Alternative

Uber Alternative

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bahamut
Community Member
1 year ago

Need a partner?

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Marry me!

AndersM
Community Member
1 year ago

Sold!

JeffC
Community Member
1 year ago

You too? I'll split the cost with ya!!!!

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Kiss Army
Community Member
1 year ago

This sounds like fun!!

Coco
Community Member
1 year ago

I need this guy in my life.

backatya
Community Member
1 year ago

Coco you must be a drunken slut lol

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Boaty McBoatface
Community Member
1 year ago

And we never saw any of them again...

Minnie-me
Community Member
1 year ago

Do you currently work in the suburbs of Chicago? Asking for a friend (me)

Anna Repp
Community Member
1 year ago

LMK if he replies - I'm in Skokie and I need him too!

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Kururi.Orihara
Community Member
1 year ago

Change the vehicle and this might be Dean Winchester. Except for the Skynard maybe, replace with Metallica

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
1 year ago

that works too

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Baba Caine
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

So he is a uber 🤔

JeffC
Community Member
1 year ago

Goober maybe but he's no Uber ;)

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Sofia Gunn
Community Member
1 year ago

i will take him up on that offer

Raine
Community Member
1 year ago

My Kinda Ride but i prefer Hell Ya Sista

Ava Ford
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeehaw intensifies*

debrina blackmoon
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

SKYNYRD!!! :D play Zeppelin too!

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like a good time.

Missy Barton
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds fun

Caren Johnson
Community Member
1 year ago

Brilliant!

Jessica Temple
Community Member
1 year ago

This is my husbands dream job <3

Ed Souza
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Hell yeah brother! sign me up

Suzi Gauthier
Community Member
1 year ago

Genius!

DancingToMyself
Community Member
1 year ago

He knows how to sell his business :)

Boredpanda-crew
Community Member
1 year ago

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Cadence Becker
Community Member
1 year ago

lol

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

That's not unsettling at all.

Anna Repp
Community Member
1 year ago

OK, what number do I text?

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

"I need to go to the Klan Rally, it's at…" "I'm going there too!"

Mayson
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm surprised it's not a van...))

Mary Clark
Community Member
1 year ago

Open container laws prevent any drinking in a vehicle while driving; even the passenger

DancingToMyself
Community Member
1 year ago

What about limousines and champagne? Asking seriously, I really have no clue.

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JeffC
Community Member
1 year ago

SOLD!!!!!!

Carl Blackford
Community Member
1 year ago

Redneck Uber be like...

E FourOFour
Community Member
1 year ago

I would definitely call this guy

Kristy P
Community Member
1 year ago

#scruber

Chris
Community Member
1 year ago

Does he drive out to the woods? Or through badly lit areas?

athornedrose
Community Member
1 year ago

soooo we're complaining about how unsafe ride shares can be, but y'all wanna trust some guy on craiglists cause he has beer?

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
1 year ago

No, because it's a joke.

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The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

Another Craiglists Gem

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

The last reason is gold.

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#5

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

Weird, but I get where that person's coming from.

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#6

Free Almonds!

Free Almonds!

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed soooo hard.

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One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

liraeve Report

Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

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Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahaha, laughed way to much at this one.

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#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

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eliana
Community Member
1 year ago

Daby 2.0

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As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

#10

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

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Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
1 year ago

Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

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#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

mschnarr Report

Foxxy
Community Member
1 year ago

What is that orange popcorn? I’m guessing the yellow is buttered popcorn.

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#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

H*ck yes.

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Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

disule Report

Pol Macqueron
Community Member
1 year ago

There's an incredible story behind all this ans some day someone will tell it and it will be the best

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#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

mashingButtonsWildly Report

GodOfHyperdeath
Community Member
1 year ago

Poor cat

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#15

Amanda On Craigslist

Amanda On Craigslist

hokieod Report

Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

I'll take the beardie and a gecko!

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Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

#16

Craigslist Gold

Craigslist Gold

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Neon Petra
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh wow...

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#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Zcuauhtemoc Report

Afrizal Giofani
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy moly.... I laughed so hard, my tummy hurts....

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#18

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

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Kaisu
Community Member
1 year ago

If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

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#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 year ago

Why would You do that to Your dog?

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#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

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Afrizal Giofani
Community Member
1 year ago

What the heck is "bookie"?

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#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

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GodOfHyperdeath
Community Member
1 year ago

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#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

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Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

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#23

Free Bacon

Free Bacon

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Olga Antonova
Community Member
1 year ago

It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

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#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

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Rowlie
Community Member
1 year ago

looks useful

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#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

Found On Craigslist In My City

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Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

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#26

This Is Not A Joke

This Is Not A Joke

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Slinkman
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

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#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

Craigslist Cookie Creep

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Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Sorry, I only have 1 box of Samoas. In my freezer.

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#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

They Know Their Targer Audience

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A B C
Community Member
1 year ago

I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

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#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

DeathByPolka Report

Rowlie
Community Member
1 year ago

Groundhog porn

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#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

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Brandy Grote
Community Member
1 year ago

I wouldn't go to his house...

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