“The US Doesn’t Feel Like A Real Place”: 83 Funny Tweets That Had The Internet Laughing All March

Alright, I'll give you this one.

We can be a Direct Democracy now

And you are winning! You are actually winning and your child thinks they are winning. That's a lot of winning going around.

I’m not an early bird or a night owl. Just some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon

THIS

f*ck the poliSSe

That's actually pretty deep.

When the washer gets moved, you'll have a pair! Genius!

That is Philosophy if I've ever heard it.

"the man" doesn't want you to get this

for incels i guess it probably is

Okay, rolling here!

Maybe this is why Elon Musk is picking those names.

You're in Chicago wanting NY style pizza. This app telling you to get outta town.

Why is this the same as the (current) below post but in a different font?

think different

Breakup haircut

(it's a still from the Dune 3 trailer. Anya Taylor-Joy plays Alia Atreides.)

LOL

Another thing that I have never thought of in my entire life. And now I know it. Am I required to remember this?

we are all roosters, aren't we ?

Relatable

Could be that bear over there?

we get it !!

Trying to be incognito.

You had 15 minutes of Joy. That's probably about 14 minutes and 42 seconds longer than the World's daily average. Call it a win.

I just opened all the mail I had in the house. Some was from Christmas. And if course I said " in my house" as I haven't been to the mailbox in 3 weeks.

Why isn't this higher ? Come on , just a few upvotes ( it's currently at 70 )

you sure they can read ?

You go dude!

Yup, limes (that are in Tequila). That is certainly the culprit.

You can avoid that real easily by just not sharing your location with anyone to begin with. It wasn't that long ago that if you left your house no one had any way of knowing where you were and frankly we were better for it

or the other way around

Hummus granules?

... I think I might have to hook my gaming PC to the internet to get this XD

Nope.

You too can be a very alert drunk

But, as women from Alaska often say when facing this same dilemma: "The odds are probably good, but the goods are probably odd."

as a genius scammer he would appreciate it (oh d**n the apple zealot won't appreciate this one 3:) )

Realizing that’s less than two years away and still screaming because where did the last six years go?